B-more Mag Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/BbS3N6S.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 All we need now is for his wife to leave him on Christmas Eve, then for him to choke on his microwave Christmas Dinner. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 'Expansive' FFS. Am I wrong or did I hear a stat on the Ramble recently that Palace have played more long balls than any other PL team this season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 'Expansive' FFS. Am I wrong or did I hear a stat on the Ramble recently that Palace have played more long balls than any other PL team this season? It was basically his last desperate attempt at changing their form, to actually start allowing them to attack a bit more (ironic considering how he likes to claim 'front foot football' is his forte). Unfortunately they conspired to defend even worse than they have all year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 'Expansive' FFS. Am I wrong or did I hear a stat on the Ramble recently that Palace have played more long balls than any other PL team this season? Gives a different fret. Shame he was sacked before January, was looking forward to back post to Tayls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 He's actually convinced them that the reason things didn't work is because he tried to play 'expansive' football He's so going to get another job isn't he. Under the guise that he was forced to play too open a style of football Incredible that he actually ended up doing much worse when he was given loads of money and actually allowed to sign whoever he wanted, at a club where he was a popular former player. What a joke man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/BbS3N6S.png Double negative. Otherwise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 https://mashoftheday.com/2016/12/02/alan-pardew-hires-excuse-consultant-to-help-him-come-up-with-more-excuses/ I love how the list of excuses compiled by SackPardew.com has become so well-known and oft repeated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Everything at that club was set up for him to succeed if he was the real deal as a manager. A supportive chairman in Parish, many fans who saw him as an icon and lots of money to spend on the players he wanted without any interference from anyone else. And he f***ed it up. I love it. Alan Pardew, Ladies and Gentlemen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Fantastic news, a sacking before X'Mas was the second best outcome of his Palace tenure. He'll get another job in the Prem, for sure. He can ride that "his teams do well at the beginning" reputation to get employed by some team battling relegation. And hopefully get relegated with them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 It'll happen. Be patient. This joke has multiple punchlines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 al Hamdullah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 al Hamdullah! Mashallah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 This is truly a Festivus miracle one day early. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. Fuck me, that's shit all compared to the turgid records he set for us, barely even scrapes the surface. They ought to count themselves lucky he didn't have chance to do more damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 How do you check the wins ratio over calendar or rolling years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I'd love to know how many teams (if any) have been under that 0.72 points per game figure in a calendar year in the whole of English football since 3 points for a win was introduced. Most teams who have such a bad end of season are relegated and therefore improve drastically in terms of points after the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just heard. Teehee. Merry Chrimbo Al. Teehee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. If only, he'll just be unlucky and it was a harsh decision. Teflon cunt this bloke in the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/22/21/3B95477500000578-4059650-image-a-8_1482443623925.jpg If only he could have broken more records Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 This is truly a Festivus miracle one day early. One less grievance to air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Currently in cosy joes celebrating this sacking. This is the good news I needed this werk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Feel sorry for him. I'd forgive him readily if he just was humble and said sorry. Then died in an AIDS fire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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