C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[Guest]

 

Incredible.

[ponsaelius]

he's going to become an acceptable, and go-to talking head on NUFC ffs

[Guest]

The Lacazette line got me as well. All the talk when he was at Palace about how players were signed above him, only to sign or try to sign half of them at Palace at some point, then says, I scouted Lacazette.

[Nobody]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive cunt? Livid.

Fuck off did he say that

[Chris_R]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive c***? Livid.

 

My god.

 

You had one of the most entertaining players in world football and you  played Gouffran instead of him, you utter lump. Then you paid another team to take him off our hands. Macktracking? This is spacktracking.

[Guest]

He did. My brother stopped and rewound it just to make sure we weren't hearing things.

[Klaus]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive c***? Livid.

 

he thought Colback was that very special player our fans so desired.

[Gosforth Lad]

Awful, sleazy slimeball of a man, with his noncy specs.

[Disco]

I woz great, we woz poor. Did it all the time.

[Mike]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive cunt? Livid.

 

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[gazza ladra]

oh fuck off

[loki679]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive cunt? Livid.

 

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I like the way it's an entertainer singular.  Sums the man up

[Paully]

Brighton have a better first XI than us?! I see he's playing up to the fans too!

 

 

 

'NUFC will do more business' - Full transcript of Alan Pardew on Sky

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-more-business-alan-pardew-13451065#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

[themanupstairs]

I hope the fans at the matches will let him know what we really think of him. Would be sweet to see his face at half time in the studio.

[Guest chopey]

He did mention something like you  can spend all week setting players up but if they don't do what you tell them theirs not his fault

[TRon]

The Lacazette line got me as well. All the talk when he was at Palace about how players were signed above him, only to sign or try to sign half of them at Palace at some point, then says, I scouted Lacazette.

 

  This is what I mean, you would think Sky were deliberately on the wind up if you didn't know better. Still, he'll be in good company with Merson, Le Tiss and all the other bell ends who get paid to air their pisshead opinions.

[Lush Vlad]

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats'

 

You had one, how'd that go you massive cunt? Livid.

 

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[NG32]

:lol:

 

What a cretin.

 

He had two but barely played Marvaux as her preferred Perch.

[Darth Crooks]

But a spike you cunt

[LV]

I can't take it.

 

I'm going to have to stay out of this thread 

[Beren]

I wish they had call-in segments so we could call him a Seaworld cunt live on air, every other week.

[Sima]

'Seaworld cunt'

 

That fish quiz   I had forgotten all about that.

[Stottie]

Before kickoff, Pards said Matic was the best DM from the last "six or seven seasons".

 

So it isn't the one who's just won the league with two different clubs, who just won Footballer of the Year, and was kept went Matic was sold.

(not a pure DM, but near enough)

[Skeletor]

Thankfully I only really watched the two halves so I barely saw Pardoo.

[Alberto2005]

Pardew just said he was Shelvey's Nana Gary. Where? (Forgive me if I'm missing something really obvious)

I thought that, but possibly Charlton.