Eddy Chibas Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Chapter suggestions. "Hatem Vs The C***, The Clairefontaine Way Vs The Twue Fwunt-Foot Football Way" "I wuz 'Young' Theo's Guiding Light .... and Oxlade's too, I think" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/g13VREX.jpg The Cunt On The Train. http://i.imgur.com/4Wuwx3Z.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Chapter suggestions. "Hatem Vs The C***, The Clairefontaine Way Vs The Twue Fwunt-Foot Football Way" "I wuz 'Young' Theo's Guiding Light .... and Oxlade's too, I think" The day I beat Arsenal 4-4 This chapter is for Mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Glorlious Alan, My fiff place finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 He's going to get JK Rowling to shadow-write it, apparently. Tales of Weasel The Pard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Me, my fans and my football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Self fellatio, my way! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/g13VREX.jpg The Cunt On The Train. Woodman looks like death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/g13VREX.jpg The Cunt On The Train. Woodman looks like death 'Fat bald man has heart attack as cunt falls asleep leaning on train' That man purse anarl, what a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Deeky this attempt at a trolling, man. “When people ask me about England ... well, if I was still at Newcastle, I’d be pretty keen on that England job. But, with all this here, I’m left thinking: ‘Why would I really want to leave this club now?’ https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/21/alan-pardew-england-crystal-palace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The signing last summer of Steve Mandanda, a sweeper-keeper, is regarded by Alan Pardew as crucial business. ‘His distribution has changed the way we play,’ the manager says. ;D They just punt the ball up to Benteke man. Did it all game against West Ham. This guy is so mental. Just lies to himself and everyone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The article is gold man. Some shocking stuff in there! The summer signing who sets the tone is not Benteke at the team’s pinnacle, but Steve Mandanda at the other end. The Frenchman, secured for a paltry £1.4m from Marseille, is so comfortable with the ball at his feet that Pardew could argue he, rather than Pep Guardiola, kickstarted the summer’s fad for sweeper-keepers in English football. :mike: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 "Summer's fad" for sweeper keepers Pep ripping off Pardew I mean ... it's just too much man. Hilarious stuff. So much more in there, everyone should read that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Love how there's one of these fawning articles every October. Nobody ever seems to be invited round his office in March after consecutive defeat number 15. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Love how there's one of these fawning articles every October. Nobody ever seems to be invited round his office in March after consecutive defeat number 15. Yep. And this is why as hilarious as these articles can seem, they actually just piss me off, making me unable to read them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The article is gold man. Some shocking stuff in there! The summer signing who sets the tone is not Benteke at the team’s pinnacle, but Steve Mandanda at the other end. The Frenchman, secured for a paltry £1.4m from Marseille, is so comfortable with the ball at his feet that Pardew could argue he, rather than Pep Guardiola, kickstarted the summer’s fad for sweeper-keepers in English football. :mike: they've surely gone too far there like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Deeky this attempt at a trolling, man. “When people ask me about England ... well, if I was still at Newcastle, I’d be pretty keen on that England job. But, with all this here, I’m left thinking: ‘Why would I really want to leave this club now?’ https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/21/alan-pardew-england-crystal-palace Thought this said Decky and had to read the last 2 pages to see what the fuck was going on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Fucking hell, this bloke. I wish he was Harry Redknapp's wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Fucking hell, this bloke. I wish he was Harry Redknapp's wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 He just sits there and lies 24/7 doesn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 He just sits there and lies 24/7 doesn't he? Aye, he is a proper billy liar a bit like a lad at our old school, telling everybody he had a crocodile in his swimming pool. The daft git was from Howdon. I mean a swimming pool in Howdon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 He just sits there and lies 24/7 doesn't he? Aye, he is a proper billy liar a bit like a lad at our old school, telling everybody he had a crocodile in his swimming pool. The daft git was from Howdon. I mean a swimming pool in Howdon. Whether it is true or not, I'm definitely using this joke like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 'The fans’ frustration with the owner [Mike Ashley] at Newcastle had turned to frustration with me and the owner, so the timing was right.' Yes Alan, we turned on you purely because of our frustration with Mike Ashley, you egomaniac, narcissistic bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 f***ing hell, this bloke. I wish he was Harry Redknapp's wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now