Skeletor Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Wasted like. Would have a promising career in the Kremlin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I was bored, so here's 'Come to Sunderland' by Bob Mortimer from this week's Athletico Mince. A wee bit offensive, but anyway... Come to Sunderland, It's so much more than a shithole, Change your name to Callum, You can do it by deed poll Come to Sunderland, You can put, your dog in a pram Put your tracksuit on, Red and white and made out of nylon Cheap housing, no launderettes Go down the boozer for your cigarettes Take a dump straight into your bin, Dose up the kids on ritalin Go to KFC, Get a bucket for the family And when it's all gone, Use the bones for cutlery The stadium of light, Another place you can take a shite Buy a house for a grand, And ride your donkey into Sunderland Chicken dippers and a sausage roll, A pint of blue drink for your 10 year old Go down the vape shop cos it helps you breath, And to the dentist, to straighten your teeth Attend a wedding to watch a fight, Go to ASDA to buy some shite Down the clinic have your douglas checked, Buy some white socks from Sports Direct Come to Sunderland, Drink Dolmio straight from the jar Come to Sunderland, Watch Andy jogging in his sports bra Teach your nippers to bet, And how to smoke a cigarette Buy a selfie stick, And have a photo next to last night's sick Come to Sunderland... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 This is the highlight of the season for them tonight. Pickford in goal and Henderson captaining. Not exactly Beardsley, Waddle & Gazza at Italia '90 but let them have their moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Shallow, very shallow. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I’ve still got a horrible feeling that the lucky bastards will stay up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-chronicle-v-the-echo.142 Jesus fucking christ man :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. I'm sure he's probably real, pandering to the fools on there though to curry some favour. Honestly we are not missing out a great deal if a Wolves fan thinks that way about the "passionate" (10k at max ) Mackems. So Steve Bull scored 4 against us once, 30 years ago, big freaking deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. I'm sure he's probably real, pandering to the fools on there though to curry some favour. Honestly we are not missing out a great deal if a Wolves fan thinks that way about the "passionate" (10k at max ) Mackems. So Steve Bull scored 4 against us once, 30 years ago, big freaking deal. Kerry some favour, marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. I'm sure he's probably real, pandering to the fools on there though to curry some favour. Honestly we are not missing out a great deal if a Wolves fan thinks that way about the "passionate" (10k at max ) Mackems. So Steve Bull scored 4 against us once, 30 years ago, big freaking deal. Mag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The Geordies are soooo big headed, ah hate them sur much, Steve Bull scored 4 against them in probably the worst era that they've ever endured which just shows how big headed they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I was bored, so here's 'Come to Sunderland' by Bob Mortimer from this week's Athletico Mince. A wee bit offensive, but anyway... Come to Sunderland, It's so much more than a shithole, Change your name to Callum, You can do it by deed poll Come to Sunderland, You can put, your dog in a pram Put your tracksuit on, Red and white and made out of nylon Cheap housing, no launderettes Go down the boozer for your cigarettes Take a dump straight into your bin, Dose up the kids on ritalin Go to KFC, Get a bucket for the family And when it's all gone, Use the bones for cutlery The stadium of light, Another place you can take a shite Buy a house for a grand, And ride your donkey into Sunderland Chicken dippers and a sausage roll, A pint of blue drink for your 10 year old Go down the vape shop cos it helps you breath, And to the dentist, to straighten your teeth Attend a wedding to watch a fight, Go to ASDA to buy some shite Down the clinic have your douglas checked, Buy some white socks from Sports Direct Come to Sunderland, Drink Dolmio straight from the jar Come to Sunderland, Watch Andy jogging in his sports bra Teach your nippers to bet, And how to smoke a cigarette Buy a selfie stick, And have a photo next to last night's sick Come to Sunderland... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hlUISve2c Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Anyone who is not listening to Athletico what the fucks wrong with you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Anyone who is not listening to Athletico what the fucks wrong with you? Agreed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Come to Sunderland, You can put, your dog in a pram Put your tracksuit on, Red and white and made out of nylon Cheap housing, no launderettes Go down the boozer for your cigarettes Take a dump straight into your bin, Dose up the kids on Ritalin It's fucking Shakespearean Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I like that one but the fun bus is where it’s at! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Said it before, but there's no way I could put up with the Mackem arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 He’s not too bad. All the greats need a stooge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Said it before, but there's no way I could put up with the Mackem arsehole. You're a fool sir. It's great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. I'm sure he's probably real, pandering to the fools on there though to curry some favour. Honestly we are not missing out a great deal if a Wolves fan thinks that way about the "passionate" (10k at max ) Mackems. So Steve Bull scored 4 against us once, 30 years ago, big freaking deal. He's real if you ignore the coincidental nature of an opposing fan joining RTG and magically having the same agenda as a mackem. And also ignore the fact we never get fans who come on this board and immediately start comparing NUFC to SAFC despite said fan having no allegiance to either. When Groo signed up as a Swansea supporter, imagine if instead of joining discussion about an upcoming match between us, he just started stamping SMB, fizzy pop, cheesey chips and hot dog sausage in a burger bun in this thread It just doesn't fucking happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 ‘Groo in peace’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Exactly Pathetic cunts man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-not-worth-laughing-at-anymore.1423494/ As supporters Sunderland get respect from a lot of clubs where as mags get laughed at so divvnt worry yer little heed Well that's put all their minds at rest. Their made up Wolves supporting friend has posted the following in response to the well respected throughout football comment: "Too right pal. I know most Wolves supporters respect Sunderland fans for their passion and knowledge of the game. Geordies in general are just big headed twats who Bully managed to score 4 goals against on their manor. " That is so clearly a Sunderland fan pretending, it is word for word what they are regularly saying about themselves... Their sadness knows no bounds. I honestly can't get my head around why anyone would pretend to be a fan of another team and then come on and say nice things. It's so weird. I'm sure he's probably real, pandering to the fools on there though to curry some favour. Honestly we are not missing out a great deal if a Wolves fan thinks that way about the "passionate" (10k at max ) Mackems. So Steve Bull scored 4 against us once, 30 years ago, big freaking deal. He's real if you ignore the coincidental nature of an opposing fan joining RTG and magically having the same agenda as a mackem. And also ignore the fact we never get fans who come on this board and immediately start comparing NUFC to SAFC despite said fan having no allegiance to either. When Groo signed up as a Swansea supporter, imagine if instead of joining discussion about an upcoming match between us, he just started stamping SMB, fizzy pop, cheesey chips and hot dog sausage in a burger bun in this thread It just doesn't fucking happen. It's also a sign that we are way more relevant than they ever will be, there will be fans of other clubs who hate us, that's fine, I hate Manure with a passion, but I don't really give two shits about a club like Birmingham, Wolves, Bolton, Derby etc, because they are really not relevant. That's where Sunderland are to most other supporters, the non NUFC fans on here I'm sure will concur that they really couldn't care less about them. No mackem uses the word "Manor" to describe home, it's possible it could be a southern born Mackem, but why would he bother, he's just someone desperate to be liked, kind of like a wolves version of Mag in Peace, honestly not worth the bother to think up conspiracy theories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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