Disco Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Villa and Sheffield Wed have bid £2.5m for Gouffran according to a spurious link on Twitter. Fingers crossed. Fuck off. Just get him off the books. Absolute travesty of a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Maximising the fee you get for an outgoing player? Wow I've heard it all now, mind blown. Nah man gotta take the first offer you get immediately and run. It's the sensible strategy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Villa and Sheffield Wed have bid £2.5m for Gouffran according to a spurious link on Twitter. Fingers crossed. f*** off. Just get him off the books. Absolute travesty of a player. Never accept the first offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Villa and Sheffield Wed have bid £2.5m for Gouffran according to a spurious link on Twitter. Fingers crossed. f*** off. Just get him off the books. Absolute travesty of a player. Never accept the first offer. Amended strategy: accept first offers for Gouffran, Colback, and rivière. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I mean i'd accept a big mac for those 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Villa and Sheffield Wed have bid £2.5m for Gouffran according to a spurious link on Twitter. Fingers crossed. f*** off. Just get him off the books. Absolute travesty of a player. Never accept the first offer. Amended strategy: accept first offers for Gouffran, Colback, and rivière. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I mean i'd accept a big mac for those 3 I'd take a hamburger with nee pickle, sauce, bun or burger tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 That's too good for them 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 What would we do with the Big Mac? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Gouffran & Sissoko of the books by the end of the summer would be ideal. Both awful for very different reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I don't hate Gouffran. Always feel he's done his best, but that he's just not been that good a player. On the other hand you have Sissoko, who I feel never have bothered at all and is a fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 If I could pick to keep one of the 'odds-on to go' players it'd still be Sissoko. Not that I like him but imo he would just rip full-backs to bits, whether he was trying or not. If he stuck around till January we'd amass a lead at the top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 He's fucking shite man no matter how you dress him up. French international. Fucking hell Guivarc'h won a WC medal, better than Shearer ye knaa! I know Townsend turned out decent, but we paid 12m for him when he was banished to the Tottenham U21s. We can get more for Sissoko. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Resigned to being stuck with some of the wankers currently on the books. Cunts like Colback and Gouffran will be here for a long time yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I don't hate Gouffran. Always feel he's done his best, but that he's just not been that good a player. On the other hand you have Sissoko, who I feel never have bothered at all and is a f***ing c***. Started out looking like the second coming of lovenkrands, looked like a handy squad player. Pardew absolutely wrecked him trying to make him a defensive left winger and central mid. Looks completely lost and clueless now. Never liked the hate as like you said I think he has tried his best but was let down by his coaching team. Certainly think he is close to a lost cause but if anyone can find something in him it's rafa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 In 2014-2015, Gouffran with 24 starts and 7 subs, scored 2 and assisted 1. Absolutely fucking donkey of a player, get rid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 He scored 9 in 45 the 18 months before that. Not great obviously but I don't think we once started him as a centre forward. Pardew ruined him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddles mullet Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I don't hate Gouffran. Always feel he's done his best, but that he's just not been that good a player. On the other hand you have Sissoko, who I feel never have bothered at all and is a f***ing c***. Started out looking like the second coming of lovenkrands, looked like a handy squad player. Pardew absolutely wrecked him trying to make him a defensive left winger and central mid. Looks completely lost and clueless now. Never liked the hate as like you said I think he has tried his best but was let down by his coaching team. Certainly think he is close to a lost cause but if anyone can find something in him it's rafa. Totally agree Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I don't hate Gouffran. Always feel he's done his best, but that he's just not been that good a player. On the other hand you have Sissoko, who I feel never have bothered at all and is a f***ing c***. You must have missed him waltzing around the pitch not bothering to pick up his man on several occasions from which the opposition scored. Can't for the life of me remember the most blatant example at the moment but the image in mind is so clear of him totally not doing anywhere near his best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I don't hate Gouffran. Always feel he's done his best, but that he's just not been that good a player. On the other hand you have Sissoko, who I feel never have bothered at all and is a f***ing c***. You must have missed him waltzing around the pitch not bothering to pick up his man on several occasions from which the opposition scored. Can't for the life of me remember the most blatant example at the moment but the image in mind is so clear of him totally not doing anywhere near his best. Exactly. He put in fuck all effort and was invisible so often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Any Sunday rumours in the rags? Can't see anything yet ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Man city away wasn't it? When he literally just stood there as someone jogged past him with the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Man city away wasn't it? When he literally just stood there as someone jogged past him with the ball. It was indeed. There was a home game as well last season where he done it but i can't remember who against. I'm sure there was a GIF floating around of him doing it at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Man city away wasn't it? When he literally just stood there as someone jogged past him with the ball. It was indeed. There was a home game as well last season where he done it but i can't remember who against. I'm sure there was a GIF floating around of him doing it at the time. Totally remember the example you mean. Was more infuriating as it was the type of thing Pardew would've hung Ben Arfa out to dry for in an interview after the game. Did he fuck mention it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Villa apparently bidding £2.5mill for Gouffran We'd get £2.5mill more than we should expect for him while simultaneously sabotaging a rival. Fantastic deal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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