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Champion it will worth a watch to see what we've missed out on

 

Same time as our game is it not

 

Shit aye, goes to show how much notice I'm taking

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Guest firetotheworks

Rafa: Oh, hello, Lee. Shall we grab a pew?

Lee: Thanks for my dedication this morning, very nice.

Rafa: You’re welcome. You realise it was nothing to do with Transfer Deadline Day?

Lee: Oh, yes.

Rafa: What have you got for me?

Lee: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Rafa: The good news?

Lee: Well Mike Ashley's said you can have another couple of players on loan if you say you might stay in the interview tomorrow.

Rafa: Excellent, and the bad news?

Lee: The accountants say that since Staveley's definitely not making a second offer for the club, you are going to have to sell a few of the highest earners. Otherwise they’re gonna go into administration on Friday.

Rafa: Still, good news about a couple of loan deals.

Lee: Now, Rafa, you are going to have to lower your expectations, we can't afford Jorgensen so you'll have to play a different striker.

Rafa: Go on.

Lee: I looked at his stats on that Whoscored website, and it's like having a new Mitro. He's, he's a lovely fella.

Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro.

Lee: But you do have to make substantial savings.

Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro.

Lee: But if you do, you can keep Shelvey and have a loan signing or two…

Rafa: There’s no point finishing the sentence Lee because I’m not playing Mitro.

Lee: But if you…

Rafa: Lee, I’ll just speak over you. Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on!

Rafa: I’m not playing Mitro, I’m not playing Mitro, I'm not playing Mitro.

Lee: No, no he's different. He's not been sent off this season.

Rafa: He lost his appeal against West Ham on video evidence, you fool!

Lee: Well, Rafa, if you want to sign Jorgensen you’re going to have to sell two or three players.

Rafa: Fine.

Lee: Including Gayle.

Rafa: Gayle… Lovely Gayle. He's my favourite… But fine, I’ll sell him. You smiled then, Lee.

Lee: No I didn’t.

Rafa: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book...

These are normally shite, but that's great. [emoji38] Stayed relevant to both throughout as well, excellent work. :clap:
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Refusing to be held to ransom. :lol:

 

does Charnley do the same when he goes to buy a new car from the Dealer

 

How much is this BMW sir

45k sir

ok ill offer 27k

no sir the asking price is 45k

I wont be held to ransom

 

walks home without buying car

 

 

For fucks sake just pay what clubs want these players are assets why do we behave like we are haggling at some Marrakesh flea market

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Refusing to be held to ransom. :lol:

 

does Charnley do the same when he goes to buy a new car from the Dealer

 

How much is this BMW sir

45k sir

ok ill offer 27k

no sir the asking price is 45k

I wont be held to ransom

 

walks home without buying car

 

 

For f***s sake just pay what clubs want these players are assets why do we behave like we are haggling at some Marrakesh flea market

 

He's like that in Greggs

 

How much is a sausage roll, Mike's treating me to lunch today?

They're 83p.

aaw Mike only gave me 40p. Suppose I'll have an iced colback.

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