junkhead Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 It's true and bullshit at the same time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 There’s loads of facts in there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Is that not just someone making up what they think the statement will be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manorpark Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Pinched this from Twitter. Bin Zayed Group statement - "The deal has become far more convoluted and expensive than our initial discussions with Mike Ashley suggested. We have found him to be intransigent, inconsistent and impossible to deal with." Now, that description of Ashley could have been written by almost any Newcastle United supporter. Which it obviously has been !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Sounds buoyant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 It's true and bullshit at the same time Schrodingers Ashley. A football club can be simultaneously both for sale and not for sale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Is that not just someone making up what they think the statement will be? It’s a play on words of how Ashley described Staveley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 It's true and bullshit at the same time Schrodingers Ashley. A football club can be simultaneously both for sale and not for sale. Until you try to buy it and then you observe which state it’s in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 If this takeover happens I'll cheese grate my bollocks and dip them in salty vinegar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 You just know if the takeover does go through, this will happen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 If this takeover happens I'll cheese grate my bollocks and dip them in salty vinegar Salty vinegar......... There's a time saver. Dragons den here I come Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walter The Softy Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Mumsy said that if this takeover happens, I can have " bitty", whatever that is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Mumsy said that if this takeover happens, I can have " bitty", whatever that is! Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 You just know if the takeover does go through, this will happen Fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Might be massively wrong but the fact that it’s a pre-written statement instantly makes me feel that it’s bad news. We really have tried but dealing with Ashley is a nightmare etc.... The people on Twitter who apparently talk to Midhat say it’s bad news. We just aren’t going to get any good news this Summer are we No one is talking to him man Annoyingly mate it looks like they are. It’s hard to sort out the real messages from the Odin- type ones though. Why this Midhat guy ever replies to anyone though is beyond me. Really? but why would he be telling people s***, it's weird Mate I have no idea. It’s a bit weird and shows a lack of judgement if you ask me. People have been phoning him at midnight Dubai time ffs. He must have known what he’d be in for when he started replying. Utterly embarrassing that anyone has text or phoned him mind. Completely out of line. Hard to tell which messages are real and which photoshopped though. Not a chance in hell he would tell anyone it was off, if it was a statement would have been released Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Hope it’s bullshit Howay man so they release a statement to someone's twitter, not an official one which no news agency has yet picked up :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 IF the statement IS bad news, I just hope that somewhere within it they manage to fit in ‘tyre kicker’. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Nearly dinner time there now. 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 One of the groups should host a fundraising quiz where the questions are all about Mike Ashley. They could call it Mike Ashley Fact Hunt. Would tickle me...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloydianMag Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 One of the groups should host a fundraising quiz where the questions are all about Mike Ashley. They could call it Mike Ashley Fact Hunt. Would tickle me...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest poor Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 One of the groups should host a fundraising quiz where the questions are all about Mike Ashley. They could call it Mike Ashley Fact Hunt. Would tickle me...... this is ingenious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sorry lads, I hate to ask but I've had a hectic weekend and not had a chance to keep on top of what's happening. I see Rafa has signed with a Chinese team, but what's this about a statement from BZG/NUFC/anyone of note? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sorry lads, I hate to ask but I've had a hectic weekend and not had a chance to keep on top of what's happening. I see Rafa has signed with a Chinese team, but what's this about a statement from BZG/NUFC/anyone of note? Apparently BZG are going to make a statement in the next few days, possibly today regarding us. One person who first broke the news indicates that it will be positive. The Gazette also say there will be a statement from BZG and indicate that it maybe today, they did not say if it would be positive or not though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 One of the groups should host a fundraising quiz where the questions are all about Mike Ashley. They could call it Mike Ashley Fact Hunt. Would tickle me...... We had a team building event in York which included a treasure hunt. The agenda item was named 'York hunt' The woman that set it all up did not even see the joke until it was pointed out to her. I nearly fainted with laughter this is ingenious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sorry lads, I hate to ask but I've had a hectic weekend and not had a chance to keep on top of what's happening. I see Rafa has signed with a Chinese team, but what's this about a statement from BZG/NUFC/anyone of note? There's rumours there might be one. And that it may or may not be today. As ever, nobody really knows anything for certain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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