Consortium of one Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Bruce looks like a head of cabbage on a bean bag chair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight like, so excited. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Rafa’s body shape is just the natural forces of gravity and old age on the body, Bruce’s is just one too many kebabs and Carling on top of that. I guarantee Rafa’s fitness levels would top Bruce’s by some margin. I bet Bruce gets out of breath just sitting down or standing back up! Not that he should be body shamed like... he’s got a full head of hair at least the cunt! Rafa's probably got more lean mass on his, I would think. (Judging by few pictures of him training - i.e, big calves) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Cup Final Why doesn't he just say "relegation 6 pointer". What a mug, but Ashley's perfect manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marki Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 funniest thing ive seen i a while that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I don't hate Bruce, but where I used to hunt out all Rafa interviews, I actively avoid Bruce. Unfortunately as a manager is pretty much your main link in to a club, it's left me rather ambivalent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I don’t hate him but I can’t bear to look at the bloke. More for the pure mediocrity he represents. Only watched about 20 seconds of his interviews and I’ve seen him on the touchline once on highlights. That’s more than enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Being in shape isn't really the issue. Pardew was fairly trim but it was impossible to respect him like you would a man like Rafa who knew what he was about, and had genuine integrity. Bruce is just an embarrassment, I actually feel myself going flush with shame when I see him being interviewed. It's worse than Carver actually, because Carver was never meant to be taken seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Being in shape isn't really the issue. Pardew was fairly trim but it was impossible to respect him like you would a man like Rafa who knew what he was about, and had genuine integrity. Bruce is just an embarrassment, I actually feel myself going flush with shame when I see him being interviewed. It's worse than Carver actually, because Carver was never meant to be taken seriously. Clearly not worse than Carver like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Being in shape isn't really the issue. Pardew was fairly trim but it was impossible to respect him like you would a man like Rafa who knew what he was about, and had genuine integrity. Bruce is just an embarrassment, I actually feel myself going flush with shame when I see him being interviewed. It's worse than Carver actually, because Carver was never meant to be taken seriously. That fine, I was just responding to comments about him being out of shape. A lot of the criticism is about his fatness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 H looks like an party balloon that has deflated slightly overnight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Being in shape isn't really the issue. Pardew was fairly trim but it was impossible to respect him like you would a man like Rafa who knew what he was about, and had genuine integrity. Bruce is just an embarrassment, I actually feel myself going flush with shame when I see him being interviewed. It's worse than Carver actually, because Carver was never meant to be taken seriously. Clearly not worse than Carver like. Which is why I said at least Carver wasn't meant to be taken seriously. You could laugh along with the rest of the country every time he popped up, everyone knew he was a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Although this is hilarious, Rafa’s not exactly in top physical shape either. Being in shape isn't really the issue. Pardew was fairly trim but it was impossible to respect him like you would a man like Rafa who knew what he was about, and had genuine integrity. Bruce is just an embarrassment, I actually feel myself going flush with shame when I see him being interviewed. It's worse than Carver actually, because Carver was never meant to be taken seriously. Clearly not worse than Carver like. Which is why I said at least Carver wasn't meant to be taken seriously. You could laugh along with the rest of the country every time he popped up, everyone knew he was a joke. He was still the manager - everybody knew he was a joke fair enough, but it was just consistently embarrassing. Bruce is underwhelming, but Carver was so just bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Discussing the non-merits of Carver vs Bruce. What a time to be alive. Thanks Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I don't hate the guy but can't be arsed to listen to his sound bites or watch him huff and puff on TV dampening expectations. Rafa to Bruce man, absolute travesty, like going from Mila Kunis to Waynetta Slob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just has no idea. It's so obvious. He'll rely on wonder goals like Willems. Fat Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just has no idea. It's so obvious. He'll rely on wonder goals like Willems. Fat Pardew. Yeah, so far he seems very similar to Pardew both on and off the pitch. No gameplan on matchdays whilst systematically lowering expectations in the media. EDIT: in fairness to Pardew ( vom), a lot of the time he did have more of a gameplan than this, only most of his gameplans were specifically set up to stop the opposition, regardless of who it was, and they never worked very well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Loving this attacking football, way better than negative organised Rafa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just has no idea. It's so obvious. He'll rely on wonder goals like Willems. Fat Pardew. Yeah, so far he seems very similar to Pardew both on and off the pitch. No gameplan on matchdays whilst systematically lowering expectations in the media. EDIT: in fairness to Pardew ( vom), a lot of the time he did have more of a gameplan than this, only most of his gameplans were specifically set up to stop the opposition, regardless of who it was, and they never worked very well. Agree Yorkie. But ultimately Pardew had to rely on individuals being mint same as this fucking potato Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Does Bruce not know how open doors ? It looks like he opens them with his face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Brucey’s Newcastle. No clue but to throw on the big bloke and quick lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The three Steves of the apocalypse haven't a fucking clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Nothing could have exposed Bruce's wobbly arse more clearly than this game. Up against a team with less resources and an unknown manager, it was clear which side had direction and clear coaching, and a much more attacking mindset at that. Potter is an intelligent bloke though, Bruce is just a former Man U centre half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 What happens next is he'll have a go to the media about the booing, along the lines of 'they need to be realistic' and 'a bad performance and it's off wi me heed'. His idiot son will then start getting stuck into people on twitter. Totally ignoring that we had these exact same arguments when he was here. The difference now is that, in the championship, those non-tactics, the dreadful dirge hoping someone shows a bit of class and gets something, that works way more often in the championship than it does in the premier league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This fat cunt will see out the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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