Mattoon Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Definitely playing better this season under front foot Brewcie though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I rather enjoy a deep completion. So much so that I rarely get as far as very deep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I rather enjoy a deep completion. So much so that I rarely get as far as very deep. I often don't complete until very deep tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I don’t get anywhere near deep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Definitely playing better this season under front foot Brewcie though What is a deep completion? Balls deep? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I don’t get anywhere near deep Just about manage to touch in the box? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Nothing quite like some self depreciating humour on a Monday night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Shite at being a manager and shite on the pull. Get rid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Of course he won’t buy, he’s Ashley’s fat bitch. He’ll do exactly as he’s told the lickspittle spineless twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 http://memezoom.com/meme_zoom_effect.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Of course he won’t buy, he’s Ashley’s fat bitch. He’ll do exactly as he’s told the lickspittle spineless twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 The January market is a really difficult one. Clubs don't want to sell good players, good players don't necessarily want to move, all the values are inflated. It's easy to get it badly wrong. There's a wrestle between sticking and twisting and balancing the risk, which can lead to panic buys, accepting any old shite that's available, or just sticking with what you've got even though there's gaps. The loan market is generally a lot more sensible at this time of year but there's absolutely no guarantee of quality. If you're smart, you could do your research and dip into markets outside Europe, like MLS, digging-up gems which just happen to be exactly what you need. But overall, you'd think, given the above, a club would try to avoid putting itself in a position where it absolutely must operate in such a market almost every single year, just to ensure it reaches its bare minimum target come May. Seriously: 08/09*, 09/10, 10/11, 12/13*, 15/16*, 16/17, 17/18*, 18/19*, and 19/20, all years where we've had to gamble (to varying extents) in January because we didn't do enough in the summer. The ones with the asterisks were where it was particularly desperate. You could arguably stick one next to this season, too, like. Doesn't need saying after 12 years of wank, but our recruitment policy is a bag of shit and embodies the clubs shittery almost as much as its revoltingly shit managerial appointments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Of course he won’t buy, he’s Ashley’s fat bitch. He’ll do exactly as he’s told the lickspittle spineless twat. Legitimately laughed out loud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Not a puppet Definitely not a puppet. He either spaffed £40m on Joelinton in the summer or he’s a lying fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 What a pathetic specimen of a man. No pride in himself at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Do we reckon he believes he isn't a puppet or is he just being disingenuous as usual? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Do we reckon he believes he isn't a puppet or is he just being disingenuous as usual? I'd say he knows full well that he's there as Ashley's puppet and is more than happy to play the role. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Less a puppet - more a condom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Do we reckon he believes he isn't a puppet or is he just being disingenuous as usual? He probably does believe he’s doing his best under restrictions imposed by the owner, which in a warped way is normal to a football manager. That’s the problem with the whole situation really, it’s quite easy for outsiders to pretend it’s just normal for a club like Newcastle. That’s part of the damage Mike Ashley has done. And Bruce is obviously impossibly lucky to be in the job, so he’ll wear it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Hmm. Slimy Pards would happily kiss Ashley's arse but since leaving the club would cite the difficult restrictions he was working under. So he knew. And he knew he was being disingenuous. Like you say, massively grateful for the opportunity - like Bruce. I happen to think Bruce is just enjoying the ride so far and hasn't had enough time to be wronged, as far as he's concerned, by Ashley. I doubt he knew much about Joelinton and ASM as players and the deals were already done, so were part of the package he was getting by securing the job, as opposed to them being chosen over players he would have liked instead. When it comes to next summer, when he's pitching this player and that player but Charnerz & Nickson's Agentfavours Co. are bringing in more players from the continent he's never heard of... that's when we know he's lying, when he tells us he's happy with the squad. Pardew would have had you believe he was buzzing when we ended up with Rivieire etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Not a puppet Licks Mike's arse, and before he's even got the shit off his tongue saying he's not a puppet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Not a puppet? I guess it was his idea to hold transfer talks, halfway through the window. Not a puppet. A muppet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Going from Rafa throwing a strop every press conference during the transfer window, saying he doesn’t know what’s going on and stressing the importance of doing things the “right way,” to this clown having his first meeting 15 days in and crowing about not being a puppet, with a growing injury list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Going from Rafa throwing a strop every press conference during the transfer window, saying he doesn’t know what’s going on and stressing the importance of doing things the “right way,” to this clown having his first meeting 15 days in and crowing about not being a puppet, with a growing injury list. Chronicle reporting today how things will be better now we don't have this. Thank Christ we're rid of a manager who won't stomach being misled and lied to and who works morning, noon and night for the betterment of the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 If we're going to be shit, and everyone accepts that, better off just running with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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