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Must be hard to breathe when you can smell round corners

 

Isn't losing your sense of smell one of the symptoms? Probably how he figured something was wrong...

 

Couldn't smell the bacon.

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They've just cancelled the friendly with Boro on Monday. So this could be true.

 

Probably just didn’t want to get embarrassed again, tbf.

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This 'pre-season' is hilariously bad. It's Ashleys standard preparation for a season of trying to survive though. We all thought they couldn't survive last season, but Bruce end Ashley had luck on their side. He's just sat there hoping for more of the same.

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Dream is we go down this year.  Pass the directors test and come back up and the premier league cant do anything....

 

How different is the Football Leagues test compared to the PL's?

 

Hypothetically - so Ashley deliberately under-invests to ensure relegation having received assurances that in the event of relegation, PIF will be back in, resulting in the sale of the club via a more 'lenient' test and results in the ultimate fuck you to the PL and Qatar.

 

Bring on the fizzy pop - Im in.

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Can see the EFL tests being a lot stricter than they are now, especially with the Wigan fiasco.

Oh no doubt. They'll be aware of our potential for relegation so will be getting tighter rules in force, ready for the next takeover :lol:

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Dream is we go down this year.  Pass the directors test and come back up and the premier league cant do anything....

 

I don't think it works like that unfortunately, our directors would still be subject to the PL test before the club plays in the PL.

 

I'm really looking forward to the day an existing director fails and the PL ban the club from the league. It'll never happen though.

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Dream is we go down this year.  Pass the directors test and come back up and the premier league cant do anything....

 

I don't think it works like that unfortunately, our directors would still be subject to the PL test before the club plays in the PL.

 

I'm really looking forward to the day an existing director fails and the PL ban the club from the league. It'll never happen though.

 

By the letter of the rules Abramovich should be disqualified if this is true https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/chelsea-owner-admits-he-paid-out-billions-in-bribes-26459423.html

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Must be hard to breathe when you can smell round corners

 

Isn't losing your sense of smell one of the symptoms? Probably how he figured something was wrong...

 

False alarm

 

He came in and couldn't smell bacon so he panicked. Turns out they'd moved breakfast to another room.

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Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these.

 

Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker.

 

Body fascism.

 

mike-ashley-strips.jpg

 

If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie...

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Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these.

 

Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker.

 

Body fascism.

 

mike-ashley-strips.jpg

 

If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie...

 

Still a better look than his jeans

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