Shearergol Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Dream is we go down this year. Pass the directors test and come back up and the premier league cant do anything.... I don't think it works like that unfortunately, our directors would still be subject to the PL test before the club plays in the PL. I'm really looking forward to the day an existing director fails and the PL ban the club from the league. It'll never happen though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Holden Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Ya daft bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Broon Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Dream is we go down this year. Pass the directors test and come back up and the premier league cant do anything.... I don't think it works like that unfortunately, our directors would still be subject to the PL test before the club plays in the PL. I'm really looking forward to the day an existing director fails and the PL ban the club from the league. It'll never happen though. By the letter of the rules Abramovich should be disqualified if this is true https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/chelsea-owner-admits-he-paid-out-billions-in-bribes-26459423.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Bruce has never been given a fair crack by the fans, now he can get his own players in using his friendly charm and ex Man U legend status. What a season he is going to have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Must be hard to breathe when you can smell round corners Isn't losing your sense of smell one of the symptoms? Probably how he figured something was wrong... False alarm He came in and couldn't smell bacon so he panicked. Turns out they'd moved breakfast to another room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. Body AND face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 And talent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie... Still a better look than his jeans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Ashley’s svelte compared to Big Brucey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. I think many are simply savouring it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. Yeah, I care so so much. Oh no, how will Newcastle United survive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Head coach missing No actual money spent on transfers, in or out. Still some season ticket and match ticket money not refunded. Staff still furgloughed. Zero actual information from the "club" about anything. Yet the press make no mention of any of this? The club isn't worth making any effort for anymore and also, no one one will pay attention anyway. NUFC are very insignificant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. Yeah, I care so so much. Oh no, how will Newcastle United survive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I'll give it 5 matches before 'Bruce calls on team to show the same fighting spirit he showed towards FIGHTING Covid' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Head coach missing No actual money spent on transfers, in or out. Still some season ticket and match ticket money not refunded. Staff still furgloughed. Zero actual information from the "club" about anything. Yet the press make no mention of any of this? The club isn't worth making any effort for anymore and also, no one one will pay attention anyway. NUFC are very insignificant. Yeah it's a shame that. If only we could find some rich investors who could team up with British partners that could actually see the potential of a vibrant football city come to life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Apparently he was at the boro friendly on monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Hopeful times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. And he gladly does the bogs, I bet. Cleaning off Big Lee’s skiddies with his own toothbrush. ‘A spray of lynx for you as you go on your way Lee?’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 So when during this season do you reckon he'll get his new contract? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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