toon25 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/jonbobson/status/1301489709412163590 Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Ashley’s svelte compared to Big Brucey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. I think many are simply savouring it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. Yeah, I care so so much. Oh no, how will Newcastle United survive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Head coach missing No actual money spent on transfers, in or out. Still some season ticket and match ticket money not refunded. Staff still furgloughed. Zero actual information from the "club" about anything. Yet the press make no mention of any of this? The club isn't worth making any effort for anymore and also, no one one will pay attention anyway. NUFC are very insignificant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. Yeah, I care so so much. Oh no, how will Newcastle United survive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I'll give it 5 matches before 'Bruce calls on team to show the same fighting spirit he showed towards FIGHTING Covid' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Head coach missing No actual money spent on transfers, in or out. Still some season ticket and match ticket money not refunded. Staff still furgloughed. Zero actual information from the "club" about anything. Yet the press make no mention of any of this? The club isn't worth making any effort for anymore and also, no one one will pay attention anyway. NUFC are very insignificant. Yeah it's a shame that. If only we could find some rich investors who could team up with British partners that could actually see the potential of a vibrant football city come to life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Apparently he was at the boro friendly on monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Hopeful times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are non of you bothered that our "head coach" has not been seen in public for what must be two weeks now? Worrying times. He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. And he gladly does the bogs, I bet. Cleaning off Big Lee’s skiddies with his own toothbrush. ‘A spray of lynx for you as you go on your way Lee?’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 So when during this season do you reckon he'll get his new contract? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Well he can’t hide behind ‘it’s Benitez’s team’ now. He’s got an attack that’s cost about £100m and Fraser is probably in the £20m bracket too. He’s also seemingly made the choice to move from ball playing centre-backs to a more typical centre-back partnership. Needs a good start or he’ll be under pressure. Could see Howe here by the New Year if he has a poor start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Won't make a blind bit of difference to his sycophantic squad of bald cheerleaders in the press who love and respect him more than they respect themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 :lol: Do t be daft Bruce would never start Lejeune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Well he can’t hide behind ‘it’s Benitez’s team’ now. He’s got an attack that’s cost about £100m and Fraser is probably in the £20m bracket too. He’s also seemingly made the choice to move from ball playing centre-backs to a more typical centre-back partnership. Needs a good start or he’ll be under pressure. Could see Howe here by the New Year if he has a poor start. He could have a full team of players personally brought here by him, it's still not going to mean he knows how to create a functional team. To me he's always been the Pardew type of manager - defend deep and get some goals in the team and see what happens. I suppose that might be enough to avoid relegation, but it's not going to be good to watch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Well he can’t hide behind ‘it’s Benitez’s team’ now. He’s got an attack that’s cost about £100m and Fraser is probably in the £20m bracket too. He’s also seemingly made the choice to move from ball playing centre-backs to a more typical centre-back partnership. Needs a good start or he’ll be under pressure. Could see Howe here by the New Year if he has a poor start. This is why it's always good to let managers have the types of players they want, because the frauds can hang themselves out to dry quicker, without any excuses. This is probably the best bunch of players he will have ever got to work with in the prem. It's all on him now, and there's nowhere for him to hide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 You'd have a job hiding that fat bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInfiniteOdyssey Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Well he can’t hide behind ‘it’s Benitez’s team’ now. He’s got an attack that’s cost about £100m and Fraser is probably in the £20m bracket too. He’s also seemingly made the choice to move from ball playing centre-backs to a more typical centre-back partnership. Needs a good start or he’ll be under pressure. Could see Howe here by the New Year if he has a poor start. This is why it's always good to let managers have the types of players they want, because the frauds can hang themselves out to dry quicker, without any excuses. This is probably the best bunch of players he will have ever got to work with in the prem. It's all on him now, and there's nowhere for him to hide. He was hiding for most of the games after the restart, continuously contradicting himself in every press conference As one example, after the Watford game, it was all "soft penalty decisions, nothing in it", pre-match for the next game "players weren't good enough" etc. He'll never take responsibility, didn't at Villa when he had them 12th, one win in 9 in the Championship, after spending a fortune Worst thing about it is the club will adopt the same strategy as with McClaren, persist with him until it's too late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 persist till relegation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 He'll still get a new deal if we go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 We have a good enough squad with the incomings to push for top 10 IMO. But with Bruce we will probably finish about 12th and he and most of our fans will be absolutely delighted with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 He won’t last the season imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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