HawK Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) The celebration for Joelinton's goal, with Bruno hanging off his shoulder, voice cracking as he screams, Wilson chirping in to, and then there's this bestial warcry that a Viking would be proud of COME ONNNNNNNNN Edited April 28, 2023 by HawK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Just saw a headline that Joelinton is to have a team of the season card on FIFA. I assume that's the game, but what is a team of the season card? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Stal said: Just saw a headline that Joelinton is to have a team of the season card on FIFA. I assume that's the game, but what is a team of the season card? A massively upgraded card from their normal card. ASM aswell apparently. Edited April 28, 2023 by BonesJones Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 19 hours ago, Stottie said: I like stats and post them quite often, but it's a joke isn't it. He didn't get an assist for our first against Spurs either. He forces a save and Murphy buries the rebound. Does anyone know if that's an assist in ice hockey? Lots of goals in that sport from rebounds. Football has stats for "big chances" and "key passes", so it must be capable of doing nuanced judgements, just not for assists. With assists being an oft-quoted, high-profile stat, its poor and only encourages folk to think stats are bollocks (they are not). Everything is assists in ice hockey Why the fuck wasn't he given an assist yesterday for his contribution to the first goal in FPL though? It was given on Sunday, does someone else touch the ball between Pickford and Wilson that I haven't seen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Nobody said: Everything is assists in ice hockey Haha, thanks! My knowledge of ice hockey comes from a 1980s game console called a Mattel Intellivision. On its game, the only way to score was a rebound. You had hit an initial shot that knocked over the goalkeeper, sorry goal tender isn't it. Only then could you score. Getting back to Joelinton, but him, Bruno, and Willock would probably all start for Liverpool. A team that was chasing a quadruple just twelve months ago. They missed the league title by one point and outplayed Real in the CL final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 12 hours ago, BonesJones said: A massively upgraded card from their normal card. ASM aswell apparently. I don't play FIFA, what is a massively upgraded card? Sorry, I have no context for this. Is it like a stats thing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazzy Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 12 minutes ago, Stal said: I don't play FIFA, what is a massively upgraded card? Sorry, I have no context for this. Is it like a stats thing? Yes, stats boosted in all categories. So he'll be faster, better at dribbling, better at shooting etc etc. This is all among the FUT (FIFA Ultimate Team) mode of the game, basically the only part of FIFA people play nowadays, mainly online. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Internet virgin weirdos. Go meet some women. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack27 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 minute ago, loki679 said: Internet virgin weirdos. Go meet some women. Lmao grow up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 I'm working on growing out right now but I'll put up the schedule. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 (edited) 50 minutes ago, loki679 said: Internet virgin weirdos. Go meet some women. SIMP! Edited April 29, 2023 by KaKa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 He is just everyone's big brother. Having an issue, Joe will sort it, getting bullied, Joe will take care of it... absolute beast Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Just heard on podcast Joelinton is going to be Bruno's best man at his wedding Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Paqueta in the mud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 13 minutes ago, Tiresias said: Just heard on podcast Joelinton is going to be Bruno's best man at his wedding Which podcast is this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 (edited) Totally Football Show, journo on there said she had just interviewed them both Edited May 1, 2023 by Tiresias Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Shame that West Ham are already almost safe, this could have buried them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 It's awesome to see how Big Joe has turned it around. The start of this thread is a train wreck compared to now. (I get why it was a trainwreck( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 (edited) Just heard that on the podcast too 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (went to make a 'friendship ended with Paqueta, now Joelinton is my best friend' meme but couldn't be arsed) Edited May 1, 2023 by Superior Acuña Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Superior Acuña said: Just heard that on the podcast too 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (went to make a 'friendship ended with Paqueta, now Joelinton is my best friend' meme but couldn't be arsed) The lad in the street looking at the passing lass? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Tell Vitor Roque he can be the pageboy if he comes here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, Dokko said: The lad in the street looking at the passing lass? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 19 hours ago, The Prophet said: You absolutely ended me with this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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