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Positive Optimism - Saudi Takeover Edition


Jinky Jim

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A private jet has just landed at Teeside Airport from Morocco, guessing that's not a well trodden path.

 

Can anyone find a link? :lol:

 

Literally no reason for any private plane relating to Newcastle landing there. Why spend 4 hours on a plane you can send anywhere just to spend another 30/40 mins in a car

 

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’Twas the night before Cansmas, and all through the Toon

 

Everybody was edging; why, even Lejeune!

 

The cans in the fridge, so nestled with care

 

In hopes the announcement soon would be there



 

 

“What a glorious morning!” we’ll say in delight

 

When the Fat Cockney Bastard is far out of sight

 

Passing out on the sofa, too drunk for our beds

 

While visions of Europe do dance in our heads



 

 

Now Fosters! Now Stella!

 

Now, Bud, Heineken!


 

On, Carling! On, Strongbow!


 

On, Old Speckled Hen!

 

 

With ink on the paperwork dry and pristine

 

We’ll revel remotely, even in quarantine!

 

Only pausing a moment to go grab a refill

 

Or, hands on hips, to gallantly windmill.

 

 

Soon Mandy & friends with their fortunes and fame

 

Will ride golden camels down Strawberry Lane

 

‘Fore we get too shittered to remember our plans:

 

Happy Cansmas to all, and to all, lovely cans

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Pinched from Reddit credit Mr_November

 

’Twas the night before Cansmas, and all through the Toon

 

Everybody was edging; why, even Lejeune!

 

The cans in the fridge, so nestled with care

 

In hopes the announcement soon would be there



 

 

“What a glorious morning!” we’ll say in delight

 

When the Fat Cockney Bastard is far out of sight

 

Passing out on the sofa, too drunk for our beds

 

While visions of Europe do dance in our heads



 

 

Now Fosters! Now Stella!

 

Now, Bud, Heineken!


 

On, Carling! On, Strongbow!


 

On, Old Speckled Hen!

 

 

With ink on the paperwork dry and pristine

 

We’ll revel remotely, even in quarantine!

 

Only pausing a moment to go grab a refill

 

Or, hands on hips, to gallantly windmill.

 

 

Soon Mandy & friends with their fortunes and fame

 

Will ride golden camels down Strawberry Lane

 

‘Fore we get too shittered to remember our plans:

 

Happy Cansmas to all, and to all, lovely cans

 

 

O0 :snod:

 

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Pinched from Reddit credit Mr_November

 

’Twas the night before Cansmas, and all through the Toon

 

Everybody was edging; why, even Lejeune!

 

The cans in the fridge, so nestled with care

 

In hopes the announcement soon would be there



 

 

“What a glorious morning!” we’ll say in delight

 

When the Fat Cockney Bastard is far out of sight

 

Passing out on the sofa, too drunk for our beds

 

While visions of Europe do dance in our heads



 

 

Now Fosters! Now Stella!

 

Now, Bud, Heineken!


 

On, Carling! On, Strongbow!


 

On, Old Speckled Hen!

 

 

With ink on the paperwork dry and pristine

 

We’ll revel remotely, even in quarantine!

 

Only pausing a moment to go grab a refill

 

Or, hands on hips, to gallantly windmill.

 

 

Soon Mandy & friends with their fortunes and fame

 

Will ride golden camels down Strawberry Lane

 

‘Fore we get too shittered to remember our plans:

 

Happy Cansmas to all, and to all, lovely cans

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I hate to put it up....but

 

 

Project Dragon  :lol:

I don't want Bale, he has proven he is a mercenary.  I would rather sign younger talent with a view to building a side to compete 3 years down the line.

 

Amen bro. Amen!

 

Would love a youngish dynamic team that can really grow and come together in a couple of years.

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