BlueStar Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 “We were ten seconds away at Southampton. And if we had took them two extra points we would be sitting on five or six, in mid-table, thinking ‘not a bad start'. We’ve got to still work at it." Maths with Steve. 2 + 2 = 6. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Christ, they've trimmed 6 stone off his body but left his head the same size, so his head is as big as his torso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Why has he got an inflated head like Mr Mackey? Fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Paully said: Canny quick is owld cabbage-heed! They’re making Butter Simulator now? Kinell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 He'll be nicking that for his uber eats profile pic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 34 minutes ago, BlueStar said: Christ, they've trimmed 6 stone off his body but left his head the same size, so his head is as big as his torso. The Cheeseman Syndrome -- Sniper's Dream. © Bob Mortimer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bintang Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 39 minutes ago, Sima said: Why has he got an inflated head like Mr Mackey? Fat cunt. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1343177/amp/Steve-Bruce-I-hate-called-Fat-Head-Im-pressure-I-eat-pork-pies-drink-beer.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Scotty66 said: It's like when someone you have always associated as overweight loses a tonne and their head just looks too big for their body and you were happier for them to be fat. See Chris Moyle or Kevin Smith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 8 hours ago, Paully said: Canny quick is owld cabbage-heed! There was an N64 game where all the players had been given a speed value of something between like 60 and 99, but due to a bug Bryan Robson (then player-manager at Boro) had been given a speed value of 6 instead of 60, and so if you played him he would move at an i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-y slow speed, including when going to take set peices or anything and the game would just grind to a halt as this old guy slowly shuffled towards the ball for 7 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, BlueStar said: There was an N64 game where all the players had been given a speed value of something between like 60 and 99, but due to a bug Bryan Robson (then player-mamnager at Boro) had been given a speed value of 6 instead of 60, and so if you played him he would move at an i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-y slow speed, including when going to take set peices or anything and the game would just grind to a halt as this old guy slowly shuffled towards the ball for 7 minutes. Class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Scotty66 said: DK Mode - On Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 hours ago, BlueStar said: Christ, they've trimmed 6 stone off his body but left his head the same size, so his head is as big as his torso. Pretty sure he was in the Star Trek original series Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Grim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Scotty66 said: cheers, profiler sorted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Pilko said: ‘Mike, draw me like one of your French girls’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I know it’s been said before, but this bloke is an ex professional sports man. It is his job to motivate a squad of young footballers too, yet he has a kite like that. The bloke is a joke. Bacon caressing prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 (edited) waiting on kuato to pop out and tell him to start the reactor new page total recall wanker Edited September 23, 2021 by thomas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 18 minutes ago, Danh1 said: I know it’s been said before, but this bloke is an ex professional sports man. It is his job to motivate a squad of young footballers too, yet he has a kite like that. The bloke is a joke. Bacon caressing prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed210 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 What’s the obsession with bacon? I love bacon but I’m not overweight. Stop blaming bacon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ed210 said: What’s the obsession with bacon? I love bacon but I’m not overweight. Stop blaming bacon! I bet you don't eat it by the fist full though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed210 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Ben said: I bet you don't eat it by the fist full though pigs don’t have fists they have trotters therefore eating a fist of bacon is not possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Scotty66 said: Even North Korea is less shameless than this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Ed210 said: What’s the obsession with bacon? I love bacon but I’m not overweight. Stop blaming bacon! Just tell us how it is?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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