The Bonk Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Ben said: I bet we never see this born and bred Geordie in the North East ever again I'm more Geordie than that cunt and I'm only a half breed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, TRon said: I think him retiring tells a story of it's own mind. Deep down he knows he's been winging it for the last decade or so. He's only 60, he could easily carry on if he was any good. A real manager would be saying I'm going to take a break then I'll be back raring to go. I said even when the takeover happened, if he really believed he was the right man for the job, why wasn't he shouting it from the rooftops? Instead he was taking petty digs at reporters saying "look, I've not been sacked yet. Fuck yous." He's also set up for life financially if he wasnt already Edited October 20, 2021 by relámpago blanco Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Wait he retired too?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InspectorCoarse Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Mike said: Wait he retired too?!?! How will we know the difference ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mike said: Been too busy to actually have a proper wank over this. Gutted. Free Viagra for you if you’re struggling to get it up/knock one out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Pards' lack of top lip is one of the top 5 things I hated about him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 29 minutes ago, mrmojorisin75 said: there a quote for that? amazing “Newcastle used to be well-organised and well-drilled,” says a rival coach. “But it isn’t the same now. The detail isn’t there.” With Benitez, the specifics were everything and that was how he maximised resources. Bruce’s relaxed approach was initially welcomed and, for a time, just about worked. Perversely, a player at a Champions League side privately remarked that he found Newcastle the “hardest team to play against” last season. It was a compliment and a criticism, referencing Newcastle’s lack of apparent structure. He was unsure Newcastle players were carrying out a clear game plan, so he found it difficult to know how to combat them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Edwards spouting some shite trying to rewrite history Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ben said: Edwards spouting some shite trying to rewrite history On the other side of the fence I don't think Hopey will be getting any Christmas cards of the Bruce's anytime soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 is craig being allowed back in to press conferences? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Chicane said: Pards' lack of top lip is one of the top 5 things I hated about him Carver's licky lips was more annoying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Dancing Brave said: Carver's licky lips was more annoying Got me thinking about carveries now. Nom nom. John's Lick Yer Lips Carvery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Carver wasn't real. He was just a collective, hallucinogenic nightmare that we all experienced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Easily his best work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, HTT II said: Free Viagra for you if you’re struggling to get it up/knock one out! We will not spend the next decade mentioning that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 41 minutes ago, The Bonk said: I'm more Geordie than that cunt and I'm only a half breed. Aye same mostly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Mike said: Wait he retired too?!?! Nah. He was bleating on about maybe retiring after being ‘exhausted by the criticism’ or some such. But it’s just part of his sob story tbh. He’ll be back at the trough as soon as he gets another poor sap to ‘give him a crack’ Edited October 20, 2021 by LV Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, Rafalove said: “Newcastle used to be well-organised and well-drilled,” says a rival coach. “But it isn’t the same now. The detail isn’t there.” With Benitez, the specifics were everything and that was how he maximised resources. Bruce’s relaxed approach was initially welcomed and, for a time, just about worked. Perversely, a player at a Champions League side privately remarked that he found Newcastle the “hardest team to play against” last season. It was a compliment and a criticism, referencing Newcastle’s lack of apparent structure. He was unsure Newcastle players were carrying out a clear game plan, so he found it difficult to know how to combat them. chefskiss.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mike said: We will not spend the next decade mentioning that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, HTT II said: I will kill you all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Bonk said: Easily his best work. Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 On 18/10/2021 at 08:52, Dr Jinx said: 10.30 Right time, wrong day 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, KaKa said: Brilliant He’s great him like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Bonk said: Easily his best work. The ticker tape at the bottom ’200 kebab shops in Newcastle close down’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 First time I've seen one of those videos as previously I couldn't even be arsed to hear the cunt parodied. Cuts off the interviewer's questions perfectly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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