Relegationometer

[Ikon]

Teams in the bottom playing well, gaining in confidence and all that. I'd be surprised if we stay up. Not that I care really. What's the point under Ashley anyway.

[Big Geordie]

Well, we are gonna be right in the clarts. Us, Brighton and Villa in free-fall.

[Ikon]

If it makes Ashley suffer then GTFI!

[UncleBingo]

Bruce is 'doing better than Rafa' so therefore we will stay up no problem.

[joeyt]

Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool and Manchester City are Brighton's next four home opponents, with trips to Wolves and Leicester also on the horizon.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Any point is enough right now isn’t it? This is the reason we’ll scrape to 37-40 and stay up.

[Newintoon]

We can’t score a goal against the likes of Norwich, oxford and Burnley at home never mind beat them, gap cut to 5, teams beating the likes of Liverpool and Leicester down there, we in big trouble, bring it on

[Darth Crooks]

We can’t score a goal against the likes of Norwich, oxford and Burnley at home never mind beat them, gap cut to 5, teams beating the likes of Liverpool and Leicester down there, we in big trouble, bring it on

 

It’s morbidly exciting.

[triggs]

I feel sorry for all of the teams at the bottom who have shown some kind of quality at some stage this season and are still more likely to get relegated than us who have not played well in one game

[Darth Crooks]

The Chelsea/Everton combo is was ludicrous

[joeyt]

I feel sorry for all of the teams at the bottom who have shown some kind of quality at some stage this season and are still more likely to get relegated than us who have not played well in one game

 

Yep we played well for 60 mins vs West Ham against an old Zabaleta and a chaotic Roberto and we've been rubbish in every game apart from that

[ScottishMagpie]

Teams in the bottom playing well, gaining in confidence and all that. I'd be surprised if we stay up. Not that I care really. What's the point under Ashley anyway.

 

This 100%

[Happinesstan]

Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool and Manchester City are Brighton's next four home opponents, with trips to Wolves and Leicester also on the horizon.

 

They've also got ourselves, Norwich, Southampton and Burnley. 7-10 points a possibility. It's going to be tight, and no mistake.

[Mole]

Don't know why you do this to yourselves every year, as shite as we are (as we are every year) it's blatantly obvious we aren't going down.

 

 

[Ikon]

Don't know why you do this to yourselves every year, as shite as we are (as we are every year) it's blatantly obvious we aren't going down.

 

 

 

lol

[Kanji]

Fall out boy says it best.

 

[Guest neesy111]

Fall out boy says it best.

 

 

[toontownman]

Going to be tight. Watford and Norwich winning puts the pressure on those above. We can save ourselves with a couple or home wins. Hard to see the necessary goals happening. Not least when our top scorers and threats are always on the bench.

[Happinesstan]

Going to be tight. Watford and Norwich winning puts the pressure on those above. We can save ourselves with a couple or home wins. Hard to see the necessary goals happening. Not least when our top scorers and threats are always on the bench.

 

It happens every season. And we're just smug enough to think it doesn't involve us. Yet. Once we wake up it's a matter of whether Bruce can rally the troops.

 

The only risk to our relegation is good fortune.

[samptime29]

Going to be tight. Class from Watford they were fucking mint.

 

We are terrible going forward but and as boring as we are only lost 3 conceded 12 in 14 home games. We can stumble our way to safety.

 

 

[RS]

Stealth mode relegation

[Guest chopey]

Ashley and Bruce will relegate Newcastle probably not this season but definitely next

[Tsunami]

Lump on, lack of goals will take us down.

[Ketsbaia]

Just gave us a generous 37pts on a relegation predictor but, assuming that Brighton, West Ham, Bournemouth and Watford all beat us, that won't be enough to stay up.

 

It certainly won't be West Ham or Watford going down, they've got generally great fixtures and the quality players.

[Yorkie]

If we don't get two wins out of Villa/Bournemouth/West Ham/Watford/Brighton/Southampton/Tottenham I'll be absolutely astonished. That ought to be enough considering we'll get another couple of draws like yesterday. 40 points, job done, world keeps on turning.