Sir Joel Inton Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 He’s our most important player, he simply cannot be sold under any circumstances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 25 minutes ago, sempuki said: Does Ben Jacobs hate us? Ben Jacobs: "With Bruno Guimarães, my understanding is there's kind of a verbal agreement in place that for £80m for a Champions League club, Newcastle would engage." "I'm still told that if somebody is to move for Bruno Guimaraes within England, it's more likely to be Manchester City than Manchester United, and City will likely be in the conversation for Elliot Anderson as well." Creepy Cartel mouthpiece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 25 minutes ago, sempuki said: Does Ben Jacobs hate us? Ben Jacobs: "With Bruno Guimarães, my understanding is there's kind of a verbal agreement in place that for £80m for a Champions League club, Newcastle would engage." "I'm still told that if somebody is to move for Bruno Guimaraes within England, it's more likely to be Manchester City than Manchester United, and City will likely be in the conversation for Elliot Anderson as well." How Ben “understands” the click bait voices in his head 🤡🌎 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 (edited) Ben Jacobs almost certainly sniffs bus seats in his spare time. Edited February 6 by The Prophet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, Andy84 said: Creepy Cartel mouthpiece How can you say that you don't even know sempuki? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Not saying it's true at all, but lets be honest. You can imagine Top 5 clubs will be thinking our downturn this season is an opportunity to pick off our purples. Isak deal already laid the blueprint. Not that I think Bruno or anyone else would be as much of a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 50 minutes ago, The Prophet said: Ben Jacobs almost certainly sniffs bus seats in his spare time. I went to the same school as him, not in the same year but I vaguely knew him. He was a complete and utter gimp, exactly how you'd expect him to be based on how he comes across in the media. I'm absolutely amazed he's landed in this sort of role, but I think he ended up going to Oxford Uni so probably no great surprise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 He IS NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 There's no doubt Jacobs rolls up posters of Klopp, Pep and Mourinho and selects one to insert in his arsehole every fucking night to give him a good night's kip in his mum's attic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Just now, toon25 said: There's no doubt Jacobs rolls up posters of Klopp, Pep and Mourinho and selects one to insert in his arsehole every fucking night to give him a good night's kip in his mum's attic In a crowded field of journalists I can't stand here's right up there. Absolutely weirdo and a massive cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 3 hours ago, Sir Joel Inton said: He’s our most important player, he simply cannot be sold under any circumstances. We seem incapable of winning a game without him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 9 hours ago, sempuki said: Does Ben Jacobs hate us? Ben Jacobs: "With Bruno Guimarães, my understanding is there's kind of a verbal agreement in place that for £80m for a Champions League club, Newcastle would engage." "I'm still told that if somebody is to move for Bruno Guimaraes within England, it's more likely to be Manchester City than Manchester United, and City will likely be in the conversation for Elliot Anderson as well." They're all at it, we have one iffy season and they're like buzzards waiting for us to die, I've already seen Tonali to Arsenal or Man U, Gordon to Man U, Livramento to City and Bruno to City. They'd love for us to get picked apart and be insignificant again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 8 hours ago, The Prophet said: Ben Jacobs almost certainly sniffs bus seats in his spare time. Massive amounts of cuck energy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I can't see Bruno playing for another English team, he's not a super Judas like he who can't be named at Liverpool Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gola Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Bruno could go abroad, but no chance he'd stay in England. He's married to us now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 7 hours ago, toon25 said: There's no doubt Jacobs rolls up posters of Klopp, Pep and Mourinho and selects one to insert in his arsehole every fucking night to give him a good night's kip in his mum's attic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 8 hours ago, toon25 said: There's no doubt Jacobs rolls up posters of Klopp, Pep and Mourinho and selects one to insert in his arsehole every fucking night to give him a good night's kip in his mum's attic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 If Bruno left it feels like we'd enter many years of mediocrity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Looks like the cartel journalists will be out in force trying to unsettle as many of as players as possible this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 The owners have caused this mess with their incompetence and indecision. The Players were clearly sold a project which hasn't materialised. The Summer was shambolic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 3 minutes ago, duo said: The owners have caused this mess with their incompetence and indecision. The Players were clearly sold a project which hasn't materialised. The Summer was shambolic. Really? I feel like if when the takeover happened people were told we would qualify twice for the champions league in the first three years and win a major trophy, people would largely have said that wasn't realistic. The success we've had is much quicker than I think most would have expected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Scoot said: Looks like the cartel journalists will be out in force trying to unsettle as many of as players as possible this summer. A competent and organized backroom with an actual tangible plan prevents all of this, tbf. *Assuming the Bruno and Tonali stuff is true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 1 minute ago, healthyaddiction said: Really? I feel like if when the takeover happened people were told we would qualify twice for the champions league in the first three years and win a major trophy, people would largely have said that wasn't realistic. The success we've had is much quicker than I think most would have expected. It's how you spin it - three DOF in four years, no investment in the squad for three windows, no new training ground, no new stadium, shambles of a Summer. To get Bruno when we were in a relegation battle, when Arsenal were at the time - clearly him/others were sold a project that everyone can see looks to have stalled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 10 hours ago, toon25 said: There's no doubt Jacobs rolls up posters of Klopp, Pep and Mourinho and selects one to insert in his arsehole every fucking night to give him a good night's kip in his mum's attic That’s weirdly specific Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Always thought we were vulnerable to losing Tino and Tonali this summer, but fairly confident that Bruno is going nowhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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