Robster Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 He was a fucking brilliant goalkeeper in his day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 It's painful when someone so humourless tries to banter. Just being an utter prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Look at the little cunt desperately trying to catch anyone's eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Read where the thread goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Garth Crooks is mental, volume 782134674190428 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41629127 Team Of The Week Defender - Per Mertesacker (Arsenal) I don't often select defenders on losing sides, but this week I have to make an exception. During the game at Vicarage Road, I saw the most exquisite ball played from Arsenal's central defence to send Alex Iwobi away on the right. It was such an composed pass from the defender, I craned my neck to find out who it was. I was amazed to see it was none other than Per Mertesacker who was responsible for such a sophisticated ball. I don't know why I was so surprised, the 'Big Friendly German' is set to head Arsenal's academy next season, so such erudition should be par for the course. I was also shocked to see Mertesacker starting the game, and with the captain's armband. It was like rolling back the years to the days when he used to appear regularly in my team of the week! This defender is clearly very clever. He never overextends himself and appears a model professional. His headed goal against Watford was like taking candy from a baby - what a mismatch asking Tom Cleverley to mark Mertesacker on a set-piece. That's like asking Ryan Giggs to fight Mike Tyson! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 :lol: Where did he get Ryan Giggs from in that context? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Where was he looking when the pass was played? What a mad bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Garth is a national treasure :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Love how everyone would be able to guess who wrote that pretty easily Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Thankfully, Liverpool did their best to make a game of it and none more so than the impressive Joe Gomez. This is a young, versatile English player who can play as a full-back or in central defence Midfielder - Joe Gomez (Liverpool) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Good to see he got hold of a thesaurus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I craned my neck to find out who it was This shouldn't be so funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 it's sheer sense of disbelief and bewilderment he exhibits in every sentence that does it for me like, it's a writing style I don't think anyone has taken before him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 it's sheer sense of disbelief and bewilderment he exhibits in every sentence that does it for me like, it's a writing style I don't think anyone has taken before him. It reminds me of PG Wodehouse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 'That's like asking Ryan Giggs to fight Mike Tyson' without the slightest inclination to revise that with better examples. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Garth is class like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I craned my neck to find out who it was This shouldn't be so funny It's just so vivid. I can imagine his googly eyes popping out all over the shop as his head does a 180. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Class chant https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/920213267133366272 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Can't wait for his autobiography. It'll outsell the bible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 it's sheer sense of disbelief and bewilderment he exhibits in every sentence that does it for me like, it's a writing style I don't think anyone has taken before him. Perfectly put that's exactly it. You find yourself emphasising the same words and speaking with his odd voice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I need to find a video of it, but I remember him doing the league cup draw a couple of years ago on BBC or ITV or something. He was clearly extremely ill. Every time the camera panned to him he was dabbing his head with a wet cloth then would jump and stare at the camera like a rabbit in headlights. Picking the balls out he was shaking so much and generally mumbling and fumbling. I thought he was going to pass out and die, it was incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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