Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[christ]

19 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

They’re now inventing the encouragement themselves so they can save face when launching another bid

[et tu brute]

19 minutes ago, Novocastrian said:

You’d hope so but I’ve always thought we’d fold at 120m. Hope I’m wrong.

You are no chance whatsoever 

[levelsevenlee]

25 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

 

Sad to see that crack is still a massive problem in the Liverpool area.

 

[Kimbo]

25 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

It basically sounds like Liverpool have miscalculated and fucked it.
 

[Alberts Mustache]

30 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

sOurCes tEll me liveRpool think theY bid for plaYer did

[huss9]

13 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Isak coming back into the fold is like a husband or wife taking their partner back after they've been caught having an affair

 

It might be civil for a while and the cheating partner will probably buy lots of presents to say sorry and all that, but there'll always be that niggling doubt that when they say they're working late they're actually in a Premier Inn doing the nasty

 

So if he stays, we need to make sure his goals move the club forward and then ship him off to a European side for mega-bunce next summer, like the skanky little homewrecker he is 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah - he's been caught TRYING to have any affair.

just dick pics and sexting.

she wasnt interested enough.

 

 

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by huss9

[Kid Icarus]

If they're ultimately unsuccessful in getting him they've still succeeded in unsettling one of our best players, making him nigh on unusable and poison for the foreseeable, wrecking our transfer window, our plans and our squad harmony, all without ever having to face any consequences and having their media shills act like they're mother fucking Hubbard. 

 

Absolute scum.

[Abacus]

Sorry that gym instructor really did a number on bobby.

 

An OK chance he'll be back for a season, then off to PSG or wherever. Bangs the goals in and lets us rebuild in the meantime then I'm fine with that.

 

Talking about Isak there.

[LFEE]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

If they're ultimately unsuccessful in getting him they've still succeeded in unsettling one of our best players, making him nigh on unusable and poison for the foreseeable, wrecking our transfer window, our plans and our squad harmony, all without ever having to face any consequences and having their media shills act like they're mother fucking Hubbard. 

 

Absolute scum.

Yep…. And after all this and they ARE successful it would be even worse.

[gbandit]

Aye, the losers in this so far are us until we hold off and reintegrate this weaselly cunt into the team and he has another big season before leaving next summer. The difference then will be that we’ll have multiple bidders and they’ll know we’re not a pushover and we’ll have had a successful season. Fuck you Liverpool, you’ve acted horrifically and you’re not getting your player this window or next summer you stupid thick cunts

[OpenC]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

If they're ultimately unsuccessful in getting him they've still succeeded in unsettling one of our best players, making him nigh on unusable and poison for the foreseeable, wrecking our transfer window, our plans and our squad harmony, all without ever having to face any consequences and having their media shills act like they're mother fucking Hubbard. 

 

Absolute scum.

 

Exactly this  proper classless behaviour by the adored and beloved libpewl

[duo]

38 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

As if he's a clue

[et tu brute]

Just now, duo said:

As if he's a clue

Plying the Liverpool agenda together with Romano and to a lesser extent Ornstein

[Abacus]

1 minute ago, gbandit said:

Aye, the losers in this so far are us until we hold off and reintegrate this weaselly cunt into the team and he has another big season before leaving next summer. The difference then will be that we’ll have multiple bidders and they’ll know we’re not a pushover and we’ll have had a successful season. Fuck you Liverpool, you’ve acted horrifically and you’re not getting your player this window or next summer you stupid thick cunts

 

Really genuinely enjoying this consistent anger by the way. Didn't know you had it in you and I'm all for it 

[The Fountain]

50 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

 

Liverpool could be regularly talking to Isak for all we know, with a promise to come back in nearer end of window.

We've still got all the cards though. Tell them £180m. 

[Emotic]

Alex Crook misread “Carlos Baleba” as “Alexander Isak”? If Baleba is 112 mil, Isak is now far, far away from fucking 110 mil, idiots.

[duo]

24 minutes ago, Thomson Mouse said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNN0u0XIaVG/?igsh=cTRyencxOWhkc3hv
 

Baldy Edwards reiterating the not for sale stance on BBC

He's right mind - just ridiculous to sell now - especially when Liverpool bought they player they were looking to replace him with.  The sheer arrogance of doing that then expecting Newcastle still to sell. 

[Chris_R]

42 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

 

Yeah, that's why it was so emphatically and instantly rejected - because it was a whsker away from what we were looking for.

 

They were so close that we decided to laugh, tell them to fuck off, and slam the phone down.

[TBG]

[TRon]

3 minutes ago, et tu brute said:

Plying the Liverpool agenda together with Romano and to a lesser extent Ornstein

 

 

There's not much we can do about their antics. But from our end, if we refuse to sell him at a distressed price - which we will - then we need to let the wounds heal all round and once there has been a week or two of sulking all round, get him reintegrated as soon as he's ready and scoring goals for Newcastle. 

 

It might sting for a large chunk of our fans, but that's the only way we win and Liverpool lose. 

[Infinitely Content]

The scenes when Harvey Barnes rinses Frimpong and puts us 2-0 up against these sanctimonious fucks two weeks today.

[The Fountain]

Hopefully something happens to the pitch and the Liverpool game is postponed to November. Purely coincidence of course.

[Holloway]

After offloading Nunez Liverpool need another striker, it would be marvellous if they fuck it up in this window

[madras]

7 minutes ago, Infinitely Content said:

The scenes when Harvey Barnes rinses Frimpong and puts us 2-0 up against these sanctimonious fucks two weeks today.

In the 20th minute.

[bobbydazzla]

38 minutes ago, huss9 said:

nah - he's been caught TRYING to have any affair.

just dick pics and sexting.

she wasnt interested enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some would class dick pics and sexting as the start of the affair. So I've been told by people who've had affairs

 

It's an amuse bouche and you're lining up sausage for main course

 

You're in the restaurant, you've sat down to eat, you have the napkin on your lap. Cogito ergo sum, you're already well on your way to getting your dinner outside the home

 

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by bobbydazzla