Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[duo]

7 minutes ago, TRC said:

Let’s not kick off at the bloke who is under paid and won us a league cup

Aye poor lad 

[sixx]

2 minutes ago, duo said:

Really is - what a difference a week makes. Clearly Ekitike was meant to be his replacement 

Joao Pedro too. The club has clearly been preparing for this since the season ended. We were absolutely never going to buy Joao Pedro or Ekitike as back up striker for 60 odd million or suddenly changing tactics to play two up front. 
 

We’re in deep shit now and this sends a troubling message internally and externally.

 

Being a bit of an idiot I am however clinging to the hopeful notion that offloading your best player can sometimes improve the squad. Liverpool did it after selling Coutinho and PSG look miles better without Mbappé, Neymar and Messi. Villa improved after selling Grealish as well. This is probably quite rare though. 
 

I sincerely hope the rest of the players are resentful towards Isak.

[Ikon]

Just now, SUPERTOON said:

Key thing now is speed, unfortunately we don’t have any real power in this he situation we are in.

 

It really is key more than ever. It's just that the hill gets steeper and steeper.

[Novocastrian]

Liverpool’s whole approach to undermining our club and destabilising Isak only works if the player starts creating so I’m 100% blaming Isak for this - he can get fucked, he’ll go on to become a hated figure in NUFC folklore like Mike Ashley and Michael Owen.

 

He’ll get his 300k a week though.

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by Novocastrian

[HawK]

Isak to Chelsea and we get Delap on loan and be thankful for the generosity of such a big club helping us out.

[healthyaddiction]

2 minutes ago, JT24 said:

Chelsea offer us Delap and Joao Pedro for Isak.

[MagPar]

15 minutes ago, Infinitely Content said:

Wissa and Openda... yeah that's not going to be anywhere near good enough, both in terms of quality and to appease the fans. It has to be Sesko or an equivalent in stature/profile to recover any lost momentum.

The fact is that nobody comes close to being a replacement, but that's the pile of shit we find ourselves in. 

 

We can only hope that someone (not Liverpool or Chelsea though, they can get fucked) stumps up something close to his value.

 

Or

 

He stays until next summer and is professional enough not to down tools. Giving us time to line up a possible replacement.

 

If he leaves though, all striker prices go up for us because the other clubs know we have 'Isak money'.

 

It's a horrible predicament we've been put in. Thanks again Alex 👍,  not remotely a dick move. 

 

To think I apologised for my Saturday outburst against him. I feel totally justified now.

[andycap]

Just now, healthyaddiction said:

Chelsea offer us Delap and Joao Pedro for Isak.

Wouldn't want them they've made there decision. 

[Loki679]

3 minutes ago, JT24 said:

 

Could be looking at £200m then

[Mattoon]

Just now, Novocastrian said:

Liverpool’s whole approach to undermining our club and destabilising Isak only works if the player starts creating so I’m 100% blaming Isak for this - he can get fucked, hell go on to become a hated figure in NUFC folklore like Mike Ashley and Michael Owen.

 

Aye, no one can bemoan a player for wanting to do their best in a relatively short career, much like Howe alluded to, however there are ways and means of exploring those options and biting the hand that feeds you is not one of them, yes he owes us no loyalty but he does owe us the respect he's been afforded since he joined.

[Dokko]

1 minute ago, healthyaddiction said:

Chelsea offer us Delap and Joao Pedro for Isak.

 

Plus £90m. I'd take that right now. 

[madras]

5 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Key thing now is speed, unfortunately we don’t have any real power in this he situation we are in.

Im not sure. If the player's agent thinks/knows others could ve interested (by which I mean alerts and sounds out, leaks direcrly and to the press) and others come in. You can try to be as quick as you want, the larger bids win .

 

Just re read and you mean getting i  reinforcements and yeah I agree. I was reaction to the often used "we were too slow for Pedro/Ekitike etc"

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by madras

[Wandy]

If we had any balls we’d definitely be telling him he needs to stay for another 12 months.

[andycap]

Cannot see us qualifying for any form of Europe this year like top ten at best.even the Makems could stand a chance when we play them. 

[r0cafella]

2 minutes ago, Novocastrian said:

Liverpool’s whole approach to undermining our club and destabilising Isak only works if the player starts creating so I’m 100% blaming Isak for this - he can get fucked, he’ll go on to become a hated figure in NUFC folklore like Mike Ashley and Michael Owen.

 

He’ll get his 300k a week though.

 

 

 

Yes sir as arguably his second biggest fan @Nobody has that crown. 

 

It's fuck this cunt. Either let him rot at Benton or get rid ASAP. 

[healthyaddiction]

Honestly, I'm not sure if it's allowed in the rules, but if it is I could easily see Chelsea offering Delap as part of a deal for Isak. Didn't really watch the CWC but it looked like Joao Pedro immediately became the preferred striker.

[Nucasol]

Chelsea coming in is helpful. It puts pressure on the grim Scouse wankers over the fee and doesn’t give them a free run.

[Infinitely Content]

Just now, andycap said:

Cannot see us qualifying for any form of Europe this year like top ten at best.even the Makems could stand a chance when we play them. 

Nah, we're more than Isak like, we have many brilliant players in our team. We could start with our strongest team but put Mark Gillespie up top and we'd still beat Sunderland.

[SUPERTOON]

Chelsea are our best bet amongst English clubs in terms of maybe getting a player in exchange. 

[Miggys First Goal]

7 minutes ago, JT24 said:

Chelsea and their cheat code again. Oh no, it’s actually partly PiF money from the CWC. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

1 minute ago, healthyaddiction said:

Honestly, I'm not sure if it's allowed in the rules, but if it is I could easily see Chelsea offering Delap as part of a deal for Isak. Didn't really watch the CWC but it looked like Joao Pedro immediately became the preferred striker.

 

We should give anyone an escape route from Chelsea. He can enjoy being third choice. 

[Conjo]

56 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

May as well be someone who wants away. Gutted, but can’t blame him. If he wants away then so long it’s been a joy to have you play for us. The concern is how we would spend any money given the snails pace we move at. Cluster fuck upstairs atm this. We signed Wissa yet? 

 

I'm hoping the time it takes for us to conclude deals is because we need to be extremely careful with what we spend to stay on the right side of psr. The first january and summer windows after the takeover when we didn't have this constraint to the same degree things happend fairly quickly as far as I can recall.

[Nucasol]

Just now, SUPERTOON said:

Chelsea are our best bet amongst English clubs in terms of maybe getting a player in exchange. 

Pity Colwill is a lefty as I’d be all over that if he was a RCB.

[r0cafella]

Just now, SUPERTOON said:

Chelsea are our best bet amongst English clubs in terms of maybe getting a player in exchange. 

Nah, we shouldn't take players in exchange. They value the trash they have so highly. 

[madras]

Just now, Miggys First Goal said:

Chelsea and their cheat code again. Oh no, it’s actually partly PiF money from the CWC. 

I'd rather he went to Chelsea over Liverpool