Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[AyeDubbleYoo]

So funny that he got an assist while trying to pull the ball down for himself in an impossible situation. 

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by AyeDubbleYoo

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

So funny that he got an assist while

trying to pull the ball down for himself in an impossible situation. 

That will piss him off even more. Lovely! 

[Benwell Lad]

Amazing to hear some pundit (can't remember who) lamenting how hard pre season was for Liverpool with issues off the pitch and how tough it is for Snot to have to integrate new players after the season starts.

They've somehow managed to become the victims of the unscrupulous situation their devious underhand practices created, while trying to fuck us in the process 

Scousers man !

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by Benwell Lad

[Virtua Stiva]

27 minutes ago, Benwell Lad said:

Amazing to hear some pundit (can't remember who) lamenting how hard pre season was for Liverpool with issues off the pitch and how tough it is for Snot to have to integrate new players after the season starts.

They've somehow managed to become the victims of the unscrupulous situation their devious underhand practices created, while trying to fuck us in the process 

Scousers man !

 

 

 

Must have missed the bit where someone had a gun to Slot’s head, forcing him to spend an absolute fortune committing radical change onto a team that didn’t need it 

[black_n_white]

2 hours ago, Menace said:

As opposed to what? How much does a bog standard striker even set you back now days?

55 million apparently 

[BlueStar]

Don't remember him grabbing his face and hoying himself on the floor like that when he played for us. Also don't remember him crossing himself and pointing to the sky each time he came on the pitch for us, where's that come from? 

[Elric]

10 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

Don't remember him grabbing his face and hoying himself on the floor like that when he played for us. Also don't remember him crossing himself and pointing to the sky each time he came on the pitch for us, where's that come from? 

 

Play for a cunt club, do cunt things 🤷‍♂️

 

Liverpool probably have a handout for new signings

[Cf]

3 hours ago, The Fountain said:

It's a bad move for everyone concerned. We've lost our best striker, Liverpool waste a huge amount of money on a player who won't reach the heights he has in recent seasons and the player regresses 

 

Well Isak is more than set for life with the money he's on. Maybe he doesn't really care beyond that. 

[Hovagod]

2 hours ago, Benwell Lad said:

Amazing to hear some pundit (can't remember who) lamenting how hard pre season was for Liverpool with issues off the pitch and how tough it is for Snot to have to integrate new players after the season starts.

They've somehow managed to become the victims of the unscrupulous situation their devious underhand practices created, while trying to fuck us in the process 

Scousers man !

 

 

 

Robertson- who seems otherwise okay- played this exact trick after the Southampton game. Tying his lack of pre-season into a positive narrative. It went unchallenged of course but I thought pretty much exactly what you wrote just there. 
 

Edit: Just reread what you wrote. I meant they were talking about how difficult it was for Isak

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by Hovagod

[OpenC]

35 minutes ago, Elric said:

 

Play for a cunt club, do cunt things 🤷‍♂️

 

Liverpool probably have a handout for new signings

 

 It's their version of forcing new players to nod solemnly at a video of a lad in his 90s who is from Newcastle and has as a result supported Newcastle for a lot of years, then say they understand it's a special club they've come to

[Norseman]

17 minutes ago, Cf said:

 

Well Isak is more than set for life with the money he's on. Maybe he doesn't really care beyond that. 

For some players, this is true and of course he has the money to fall back on.

 

However, I think he's much more driven. He was already earning a lot here but still tried hard (at times).

 

I think he cares a lot about being perceived as a top player. He wants to win things and he wants to score a lot of goals.

 

Remember when he was in a bit of a barren run here, he was never happy for teammates scoring if he wanted them to pass to him. This is hurting him a lot.

[Smal]

2 hours ago, Benwell Lad said:

Amazing to hear some pundit (can't remember who) lamenting how hard pre season was for Liverpool with issues off the pitch

to be fair, I heard this and I thought he was mostly referring to one of their players dying.

[Mike]

1 hour ago, BlueStar said:

Don't remember him grabbing his face and hoying himself on the floor like that when he played for us. Also don't remember him crossing himself and pointing to the sky each time he came on the pitch for us, where's that come from? 

 

 

 

 

He'll be kissing the badge next. Never did that here. Always thought it odd. Don't anymore.

[Ben]

16 hours ago, Ellis H said:

Why stop there? The new full backs have been crap and the keeper looks worse with his feet than Douglas Bader. Only Ekitike has looked good but he’s a known headcase who’ll cause more trouble than he’s worth.

 

Not to mention Salahs horrendous drop in form without Trent behind him and the fact that VVDs legs have gone.

[Kanj]

1 hour ago, BlueStar said:

Don't remember him grabbing his face and hoying himself on the floor like that when he played for us. Also don't remember him crossing himself and pointing to the sky each time he came on the pitch for us, where's that come from? 

Said this yesterday regarding falling over and rolling on the pitch. 

[TRon]

4 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

So funny that he got an assist while trying to pull the ball down for himself in an impossible situation. 

 

 

 

 

 

What was more funny was commentators trying to convince everyone he meant it as an assist rather than the ball dropping to a teammate totally by accident. 

[La Parka]

4-1

[GEFAFWISP]

[Skeletor]

 

"But don't look back in anger, Woltemade said."

[kingxlnc]

1 minute ago, Skeletor said:

 

"But don't look back in anger, Woltemade said."

But Wolt Ramsdale Elanga, Wissa Ram-say

 

 

[Toon1984]

According to my match commentary ‘pundit’ Isak gets much more involved than Woltemade and Woltemade just waits at the front for the ball to arrive at him.

 

[Skeletor]

Left a club with heart and soul for a soulless cartel club. Couldn't happen to a bigger prick.

[Moose]

NJOY

[timeEd32]

11 hours ago, La Parka said:

4-1

The penalty doesn’t count and the CL goal was a deflection. Isak’s assist was as good as a goal. 2-2. /scousermath

[Lucky]

The dippers forum have taken notice and typical arrogant bastards saying shit like he (Woltemade) won’t be here for long once a “big club” comes in for him.

 

Also haven’t seemed to turn on Isak just yet, it’s the system he’s playing in apparently.