Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Mazzy]

23 minutes ago, The Fountain said:

Which players?

Modric, Kane, Ronaldo, Suarez gave it all despite having moves turned down.

 

You've give the exact same examples that were just given. I'm saying they are the exception, not the rule. 

 

If you think Isak staying mean he will give 100% then that's fine. But I don't see it.

[TK-421]

I reckon he'll stay, as we've not offered a pay rise, but the club will tax his car for him for 12 months.

[TBG]

Dock his wages. Give it to soldiers. 

[Moose]

Is it any coincidence that 'Alexander Isak' is an anagram of 'A Snake Derail X'?

 

The X stands for Newcastle United's Summer Transfer Window 2025

[Elric]

38 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Training away from the group can be what he wants all he likes. Likewise considering his Newcastle career over can be his stance all he likes.

 

Let's see how quickly that stance would change if we told him fuck you you're not going to Liverpool unless you fancy it in 2028.

 

"You are free to go...

 

...to Liverpool...

 

...in 2028!"

 

 

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by Elric

[FLUMPO235]

7 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

I reckon he'll stay, as we've not offered a pay rise, but the club will tax his car for him for 12 months.

He’s agents probably got a blue badge for his injury and can park he likes now too.

[gbandit]

Any leaked videos of Joelinton waterboarding Isak doing the rounds yet?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Definitely find it interesting that nothing leaked over the last couple of days. Maybe today is the day I guess. 

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by AyeDubbleYoo

[Rosenrot]

7 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Any leaked videos of Joelinton waterboarding Isak doing the rounds yet?

You’ll have to verify your age first

[Pandamninator]

28 minutes ago, Mazzy said:

 

You've give the exact same examples that were just given. I'm saying they are the exception, not the rule. 

 

If you think Isak staying mean he will give 100% then that's fine. But I don't see it.

OK.

 

Messi, Rooney, Coutinho, Van Dijk, Mbappe, Gerrard, Drogba, Tevez.

 

Players of that calibre always come back to the fold for the year if their getaway fails.  The closest to not doing that was Tevez when he flounced off to Argentina for 4 months, but even he came back and played a vital role in the title race.

 

They have to if they want that move to still be available at the same (or higher) level of club and wages the next year.

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by Pandamninator

[Mazzy]

2 minutes ago, Pandamninator said:

OK.

 

Messi, Rooney, Coutinho, Van Dijk, Mbappe, Gerrard, Drogba, Tevez.

 

Players of that calibre always come back to the fold for the year if their getaway fails.  The closest to not doing that was Tevez when he flounced off to Argentina for 4 months, but even he came back and played a vital role in the title race.

 

They have to if they want that move to still be available at the same (or higher) level of club and wages the next year.

 

 

 

 

They all refused to train/play and went missing for almost a week did they? I appreciate you have hope, but it's over, he's going, he may as well go now.  

[Wilson]

 

We may as well make him stay for now. 

[El Prontonise]

1 minute ago, Mazzy said:

 

They all refused to train/play and went missing for almost a week did they? I appreciate you have hope, but it's over, he's going, he may as well go now.  

 

I think only Tevez refused to play etc from that list.

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by El Prontonise

[TK-421]

For what its worth, Easy Ryder saying club will make a decision today on Isak re-joining the main group in training, and being part of the weekends friendlies.
 

[tarie4]

1 hour ago, gdm said:

I think Isak got his head turned by Liverpool and 1. only wanted Liverpool. I suspect other clubs knew this but also Chelsea aside I don’t think other clubs could afford him. 
 

my logic in this case is we appear to be going for cheaper targets which doesn’t make sense. 2.We passed on Thaiw to chase Guehi all summer last year but this summer when we apparently have money we go for the cheaper target. Also John McGinn? Again I cheap option. 3. Does anyone believe if we had money to spend we’d be going for a 31 year old John McGinn ?

1. Romano, is that you?? 

2. On Guehi, you don't think Liverpool will try to get him as soon as we make a move, right? They linked with him.

3. So we will take Hope's word for it now that we are after McGinn? And McGinn will not come cheap. Villa will want atleast 30m to 40m. He is their captain, leader.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by tarie4

[Cf]

Club Statement:

 

"Alexander Isak is not for sale at any price. He is contracted to the club until 2028 and will remain with the club in one form or another until 2028. There will be no further updates on this matter."

[AyeDubbleYoo]

6 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

For what its worth, Easy Ryder saying club will make a decision today on Isak re-joining the main group in training, and being part of the weekends friendlies.
 

Won’t you help me sing, this redemption song? 

[Wilson]

2 minutes ago, Cf said:

Club Statement:

 

"Alexander Isak is not for sale at any price. He is contracted to the club until 2028 and will remain with the club in one form or another until 2028. There will be no further updates on this matter."

 

This is literally what I want

 

Don't tease me. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

3 minutes ago, Cf said:

Club Statement:

 

"Alexander Isak is not for sale at any price. He is contracted to the club until 2028 and will remain with the club in one form or another until 2028. There will be no further updates on this matter."

Link?

[r0cafella]

5 minutes ago, Cf said:

Club Statement:

 

"Alexander Isak is not for sale at any price. He is contracted to the club until 2028 and will remain with the club in one form or another until 2028. There will be no further updates on this matter."

Yup this is precisely what we could do should be choose to. We've been absolutely wet about this briefing to journalists who are briefing against us hasn't worked out well.

[Miggys First Goal]

10 minutes ago, Cf said:

Club Statement:

 

"Alexander Isak is not for sale at any price. He is contracted to the club until 2028 and will remain with the club in one form or another until 2028. There will be no further updates on this matter."

Fucks sake. Thought that was real. 

[gdm]

22 minutes ago, tarie4 said:

1. Romano, is that you?? 

2. On Guehi, you don't think Liverpool will try to get him as soon as we make a move, right? They linked with him.

3. So we will take Hope's word for it now that we are after McGinn? And McGinn will not come cheap. Villa will want atleast 30m to 40m. He is their captain, leader.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. In this instance I think it’s true. They’ve done a number on him. Turned his head 

2. Liverpool are working on the Isak deal and it won’t be cheap. We should be at least testing the water if he goes to Liverpool so be it but I don’t think they could afford Isak & Guehi without their sales. Are you suggesting we just give up and go for a cheaper inferior player because Liverpool are interested 

3. Why not believe Hope? McGinn started the least amount of games last season in his whole Villa career spending more games on the bench than any other season too and approaching 31 I don’t think it would take anywhere near £40m to get him.

 

edit: just to add if we do in fact spent anything near £30-£40m on a 30 year old John McGinn then we have seriously fucked it and lost the plot. McGinn is the definition of ‘cheap option’

 

 

Edited August 7, 2025 by gdm

[Cf]

Sorry, I wasn't trying to trick people with my post 

[dcmk]

Isak's camp has gone very quiet recently.

[frankpingel]

Just now, dcmk said:

Isak's camp has gone very quiet recently.

Which can only be good?