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“Can someone put Jack Grealish back in the England squad? Instead of a night on the pitch with the lads in Latvia in the pissing rain, Jack was drowning his sorrows in Dubai.

Last Sunday he rocked up in McGettigans, Jumeirah Lake Towers (a chain Irish bar in a bland expat suburb - think O’Neils Kingston-upon-Thames or Kennedys Altringham) just after opening. And proceeded to stay there all day drinking.

Jack was absolutely lovely to all concerned. Taking selfies, playing with kids, holding people’s babies. He even paid for everyone around him in the pub to have a roast dinner. At one point, he also tried to video call Ronan Keating, who he considers “a best mate”.

Eventually the pints were too much for such an elite athlete, and Jack started to snooze. Someone called one of the local celeb fixers - a big English bloke called Bill - who turned up and got the footballer home. His girlfriend must have been delighted.”


“Some extra info on the ‘Jack Grealish Irish Boozer’ story in last Thursday’s mailout.

His eyes obviously lit up when he saw the fixture list. An international break and then Man City v Everton, where his on-loan status kept him off the pitch.

Because last Sunday’s drinking session at McGettigans, Dubai, really did go on and on. He was too drunk for his girlfriend to let him back into their hotel suite, so when he conked out, bar staff carried him (still in his chair) off into a quiet corner so he could sleep it all off in peace.

(And it says good things about him, the staff and fellow punters that no-one shopped him to anyone but us afterwards).“

 

A fair few Man City fans reckon Grealish leaving City has been extremely good for Foden.

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2 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Cracking player on a Tuesday night's 6 a side, Frank Brennan's Grandson Chris [emoji38]

Scott Sloan

Kenny Wharton

 

Played against these, above, and could see they were good but can you imagine rocking up to play this team [emoji38] [emoji38]

 

 

 

 

 


Now imagine one was Owen and being able to put one on him.

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Just now, Disco said:

Barca game in the US has been binned off. 

Thank fuck. Sadly it's only a matter of time before this shite repeats.

 

Too much US money and ownership across football these days and they do not give a single fuck about anything but profit. 

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1 minute ago, KennyUtd said:

Fuck sake.

Confidently predict that that bloke doesn't even like football. M60 jacket, half and half scarf, Chelsea home shirt with the 'club World cup' winners shit on it. I'm ignoring the Trump/Palmer shite as AI drivel. 

 

He's a piece of shit, guaranteed 

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19 hours ago, midds said:

Confidently predict that that bloke doesn't even like football. M60 jacket, half and half scarf, Chelsea home shirt with the 'club World cup' winners shit on it. I'm ignoring the Trump/Palmer shite as AI drivel. 

 

He's a piece of shit, guaranteed 

Don’t forget his Chelsea cap with the sweat stains on it.

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What he's done is incredibly petty like, but their online fans are a special breed of utter cunts. When I was having a look for some Isakenfaude they were talking about him like he was a donkey, rather than one of their best players of all time. 

 

 

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