Colos Short and Curlies Posted September 27, 2025 Share Posted September 27, 2025 4 hours ago, Wolfcastle said: Fans managed to tell who was a good finisher and who wasn't, who was good and who wasn't, which team was the better on the day when the only stats you got were player ratings out of 5 in Match or Shoot! And a week after the game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 27, 2025 Share Posted September 27, 2025 18 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: All xG tells you is if the person quoting it has an active sex life or not I dunno why it grinds your gears so much. It's clearly a useful (and inoffensive ) statistic when you're looking at the trend. Does the team create a lot of goalscoring chances or doesn't it? That's all there is to it. Means much less on the context of a single game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 27, 2025 Share Posted September 27, 2025 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Yorkie said: I dunno why it grinds your gears so much. It's clearly a useful (and inoffensive ) statistic when you're looking at the trend. Does the team create a lot of goalscoring chances or doesn't it? That's all there is to it. Means much less on the context of a single game. You’ve answered your own question in your answer Did the team create many goal scoring chances ? Discuss amongst yourselves like normal people who have experienced copulation at some point in your lives It doesn’t need some Lawrence Logic piping up with “I think you’ll find if you look at the xG stats that they created 3.8 high quality chances but didn’t actually manage to project the sphere with a circumference of 68 to 70 centimeters and a weight between 410 and 450 grams when fully inflated to 0.6–1.1 bar into the taut yet flexible mesh structure, typically made of high-tenacity polypropylene or polyethylene fibers, woven into a hexagonal or square pattern” Edited September 27, 2025 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cf Posted September 27, 2025 Share Posted September 27, 2025 Why are we barely in the MOTD intro? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smootsmack Posted September 28, 2025 Share Posted September 28, 2025 8 hours ago, bobbydazzla said: You’ve answered your own question in your answer Did the team create many goal scoring chances ? Discuss amongst yourselves like normal people who have experienced copulation at some point in your lives It doesn’t need some Lawrence Logic piping up with “I think you’ll find if you look at the xG stats that they created 3.8 high quality chances but didn’t actually manage to project the sphere with a circumference of 68 to 70 centimeters and a weight between 410 and 450 grams when fully inflated to 0.6–1.1 bar into the taut yet flexible mesh structure, typically made of high-tenacity polypropylene or polyethylene fibers, woven into a hexagonal or square pattern” why even track goals? anyway, who's got two hours to waste on a saturday when that time could be spent copulating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 28, 2025 Share Posted September 28, 2025 People singing "stop the boats" at games need to fucking do one like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted September 29, 2025 Share Posted September 29, 2025 11 hours ago, Heron said: People singing "stop the boats" at games need to fucking do one like Eh, that happened? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 29, 2025 Share Posted September 29, 2025 4 minutes ago, El Prontonise said: Eh, that happened? Aye right next to me in the Strawberry Corner. Told them to pack it in second half like and they did, which despite being told to fuck off and that I was a daft cunt, seemed to work. Only half a dozen lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted September 29, 2025 Share Posted September 29, 2025 1 minute ago, Heron said: Aye right next to me in the Strawberry Corner. Told them to pack it in second half like and they did, which despite being told to fuck off and that I was a daft cunt, seemed to work. Only half a dozen lads. FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted September 30, 2025 Share Posted September 30, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted October 2, 2025 Share Posted October 2, 2025 On 27/09/2025 at 19:11, Yorkie said: I dunno why it grinds your gears so much. It's clearly a useful (and inoffensive ) statistic when you're looking at the trend. Does the team create a lot of goalscoring chances or doesn't it? That's all there is to it. Means much less on the context of a single game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 2, 2025 Share Posted October 2, 2025 (edited) 1 hour ago, Froggy said: Coincidentally had just gone looking for an Amorim Tactics Board GIF to post in a chat when I saw your post, and now I just have to ask you where you guys have hidden the real Ruben Amorim? Look at that guy?!?! Laughing, smiling, enjoying football?! You guys should try releasing the real Amorim instead of continuing to roll out that Meta AI Temu Knock-Off Robot you keep replacing the batteries in before each of your games, maybe you'd start playing football again? I mean... It's genuinely hard to believe that this guy actually is the very same person as in the GIFs underneath the spoiler above Edited October 2, 2025 by Kaizero Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted October 2, 2025 Share Posted October 2, 2025 14 minutes ago, Kaizero said: Coincidentally had just gone looking for an Amorim Tactics Board GIF to post in a chat when I saw your post, and now I just have to ask you where you guys have hidden the real Ruben Amorim? Reveal hidden contents Look at that guy?!?! Laughing, smiling, enjoying football?! You guys should try releasing the real Amorim instead of continuing to roll out that Meta AI Temu Knock-Off Robot you keep replacing the batteries in before each of your games, maybe you'd start playing football again? I mean... It's genuinely hard to believe that this guy actually is the very same person as in the GIFs underneath the spoiler above How this post makes me feel: And yes, that's him at Sporting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 2, 2025 Share Posted October 2, 2025 45 minutes ago, Froggy said: How this post makes me feel: And yes, that's him at Sporting. To be fair, before he went to Man Utd and just straight-up decided the strategy of announcing "I only have one tactic and I won't try to change anything other than which players I try to squeeze into that one tactic" to the world at large was a brilliant career move for him Up until he owned up to refusing to attempt altering his tactics for any reason he could've at least gotten somewhat away with it all when his time at Man Utd most likely is up sometime in the next international window by blaming "a club in shambles" and all that jazz. it's worked for (most) of the ones that's gone through the ringer since Sir Alex retired, so given the fact he was genuinely thought of as one of the next great managers when still at Sporting, he'd probably have landed decently enough on his feet after putting this debacle behind him. Now, though? Guy's fucked. What the fuck was he thinking (or well, not thinking more likely) when deciding to go all-in on "I don't know other tactics and can't adapt if I don't have the perfect matching players for my one very specific tactics!" All felt very -esque Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Looks like Jill Scott repeatedly being ignored is starting to be noticed. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15158331/Jill-Scott-IGNORED-male-pundits-Gary-Neville-Demetri-Mitchell.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Putting up Wilt numbers fair play. Hope broken dick is an injury in FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 (edited) Lamine Yamal's mother, Sheila Ebana, is organizing an event in London on November 7 for fans who wish to have dinner with the mother of the “best player in the world”. Ticket prices range from €150 to €800. The event can host around 400 people and is for ages 18 and over. Yamal himself will not be attending. 🎫 Standard Ticket (€150): Welcome cocktail and a three-course menu. 🎟 Mid-tier Ticket (approx. €400): Unlimited champagne at the bar and the best seats in the lounge. 🎫 VIP Package (€800): Priority table, open bar, and a photo with Sheila Ebana. Edited October 3, 2025 by Slim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Can everybody please just fuck off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Sounds var nigh as bad as the Bellingham's parents! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Why do people with huge riches feel the need to grift like crazy? Why can’t people just entertain themselves without exploiting others all the time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 1 hour ago, Fak said: Looks like Jill Scott repeatedly being ignored is starting to be noticed. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15158331/Jill-Scott-IGNORED-male-pundits-Gary-Neville-Demetri-Mitchell.html No idea why she’s on it, chips in with the odd remark but they never engage in conversation with her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Just now, Elliottman said: No idea why she’s on it, chips in with the odd remark but they never engage in conversation with her. Feels like she's there just for some quota. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Virtue signalling innit. Got to tick that diversity box even if the quality drops. Just like every just about every new TV show/movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 1 hour ago, Slim said: Lamine Yamal's mother, Sheila Ebana, is organizing an event in London on November 7 for fans who wish to have dinner with the mother of the “best player in the world”. Ticket prices range from €150 to €800. The event can host around 400 people and is for ages 18 and over. Yamal himself will not be attending. 🎫 Standard Ticket (€150): Welcome cocktail and a three-course menu. 🎟 Mid-tier Ticket (approx. €400): Unlimited champagne at the bar and the best seats in the lounge. 🎫 VIP Package (€800): Priority table, open bar, and a photo with Sheila Ebana. His ma looks like Freddy Adu with a wig. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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