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[Unbelievable]

The only reason I can think of for us signing Lloris is that we would want to use him for target practice in training so the likes of Wilson and Isak go into every game full of confidence.

[TBG]

Started his career as a left centre back before becoming a keeper iirc

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Unbelievable said:

The only reason I can think of for us signing Lloris is that we would want to use him for target practice in training so the likes of Wilson and Isak go into every game full of confidence.

Seems unnecessary when esteemed former Liverpool keeper, Jose Enrique is probably available on cheaper wages 

[NE27]

Just now, TBG said:

Started his career as a left centre back before becoming a keeper iirc

 

Should maybes try that again because he's fucking spent as a keeper.

 

Lloris ffs, absolute jokes 

[Scotty66]

Dan and Eddy having a quick giggle while chilling before the window ends.

 

Decided to give Luke a ring just to keep him feeling relevant for the future windows when we need him again as a somkescreen.

[Kid Icarus]

Christ that would have been awful.

[54]

 

[Joelinton7]

Just now, 54 said:

 

Yellow ticker worthy?

[Krabbe2]

Finally a Norwegian in Newcastle again?

[Kid Icarus]

Let's hope he delivers 

[Durham Mag]

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 We're trolling the poor c*nt.

[Dr.Spaceman]

10 minutes ago, 54 said:

 

 

GTFI!

[Yorkie]

We nearly had Benny Fozcast running out for us in the cup final last year. Slightly concerned about our approach to goalkeeper recruitment at this point.

 

Hope there's nowt up with Popey, like. 

[Kid Icarus]

It's a ridiculous thing to say about a professional footballer who's won the world cup and it coming from me, a nobody, but Lloris just seems so meek and gutless, like Kif from Futurama.

 

And he's also not very good. Incredibly dodgy. 

 

 

Edited September 1, 2023 by Kid Icarus

[brummie]

40 minutes ago, Unbelievable said:

The only reason I can think of for us signing Lloris is that we would want to use him for target practice in training so the likes of Wilson and Isak go into every game full of confidence.

 

That made me laugh quite a lot.

[brummie]

5 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

We nearly had Benny Fozcast running out for us in the cup final last year. Slightly concerned about our approach to goalkeeper recruitment at this point.

 

Hope there's nowt up with Popey, like. 

 

If it makes you feel any better, our second choice keeper doesn't have hands, just stumps.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

58 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Let's hope he delivers 

 

 

 

Edited September 1, 2023 by Super Duper Branko Strupar

[madras]

48 minutes ago, brummie said:

 

If it makes you feel any better, our second choice keeper doesn't have hands, just stumps.

That's good for a wicket keeper.

[GideonShandy]

4 minutes ago, madras said:

That's good for a wicket keeper.

Like Burstow at Sunderland?

[Kid Icarus]

Wew what's this like? 2003?

[Kanj]

Wait. What. We tried for Lloris today?!

[elbee909]

1 hour ago, Kanji said:

Wait. What. We tried for Lloris today?!

 

No, you misheard. We tried for Doris Day. 

[Mazzy]

Kaspar Schmeichel is now a free agent. If we are after another keeper. Surely he's got to be looked at, better than Lori's anyway. 

 

Haven't seen anywhere that one of our keepers is knackered but that's all we can assume right now. Guess we'll see whose in the sqaud today.

[nufc123]

3 hours ago, Mazzy said:

Haven't seen anywhere that one of our keepers is knackered but that's all we can assume right now. Guess we'll see whose in the sqaud today.

Didnt Hardy say Dubravka was looking for a move? That door is closed now unless our friends from Saudi comes calling

[The Prophet]