NUFC Transfer Rumours

[bobbydazzla]

5 minutes ago, Toon1984 said:

Aye but where’s the fun in that?

 

If that's your idea of fun then you need to get out more

 

Or start taking recreational drugs

 

Or ideally do both at the same time

 

But do the drugs in moderation. Don't get addicted or OD

 

 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Shearergol]

"Purples", "unicorns", "velvets"......

 

What is this shit?

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, Shearergol said:

"Purples", "unicorns", "velvets"......

 

What is this shit?

 

Acid or shrooms

[MagPar]

10 hours ago, r0cafella said:

Seeing my YouTube feed flooded with Liverpool fan channels making videos about our business is absolutely sickening like. 

They're just jealous that we got a better striker for less money and probably still wont sell them Isak for less than the asking price.

[Toon1984]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

If that's your idea of fun then you need to get out more

 

Or start taking recreational drugs

 

Or ideally do both at the same time

 

 

 

 

 

Howay man, If there’d been no JSL transfer rumours between Ramsay signing and Woltemade then we’d have had suicides on here.

[Toon1984]

10 hours ago, r0cafella said:

Seeing my YouTube feed flooded with Liverpool fan channels making videos about our business is absolutely sickening like. 

Well I’ll say one thing. It shows they’re now worried about us.

[bobbydazzla]

7 minutes ago, Toon1984 said:

Howay man, If there’d been no JSL transfer rumours between Ramsay signing and Woltemade then we’d have had suicides on here.

 

We almost did have suicides because people thought we were paying millions of billions more than JSL was worth, or that we'd not pay millions of billions more than he was worth and spend the next 5 months with no strikers because our transfer boffins weren't able to identify players properly and do a deal

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[PauloGeordio]

8 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

If that's your idea of fun then you need to get out more

 

Or start taking recreational drugs

 

Or ideally do both at the same time

 

But do the drugs in moderation. Don't get addicted or OD

 

 

 

 

 

If you can’t source any drugs. One bottle of night nurse before you go out will do the trick. The trouble then is getting out. (Cannot confirm or deny that the ingredients are now as potent as they used to be).

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by PauloGeordio

[The College Dropout]

19 minutes ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

Very odd profile for a midfielder haha.

 

It's possible they're looking at him to play off of Woltemade in a 10.

 

Which we've lacked for a good long while.

It’s just that he’s not involved much in build up. Evidently he’s busy getting himself in the box. 
 

He’s often a sub right? So that might skew his numbers. Especially for a team that might defend leads without the ball.  
 

None of our midfielders rank high for passes attempted or pass completion because we are a direct side.  
 

I personally think our style struggles to scale and this would be a tripling down of that style by the looks of it. 
 

As a side we don’t have - do they call it pausa in Spain? Liverpool were great at it against us and I think that’s a strength they’ve developed under Slot. 

[bobbydazzla]

Just now, PauloGeordio said:

If you can’t source any drugs. One bottle of night nurse before you go out will do the trick. The trouble then is getting out. (Cannot conform or deny that the ingredients are as potent as they used to be).

 

My recent experience of Night Nurse would suggest that the ingredients are as potent as they used to be

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, Ikon said:

Makes Zlatan’s nose look like Michael Jackson’s. Good player, mind. 

 

 

 

Surely to fuck he's scored at least one goal with that 'thing'.

His knob must be legendary. 

[jack j]

Is he a modern day Kevin Nolan

[KaKa]

Would really like a central midfielder that is more of a goal threat like Frattesi is.

 

Love both Big Joe and Bruno, but Joe can be wasteful with chances even closer in, and Bruno's shooting from outside isn't the best.

 

Having Frattesi and Ramsey on the bench will give us a greater goal threat from midfield.

 

The squad really would be looking so much better with a lot more dangerous options.

[Smal]

asked Inter supporter on another forum about Frattesi. He can be a bit hyperbolic but is generally pretty on point with stuff.

 

Quote

Italian McTominay, but even worse on the ball and even better sense for goals.

 

The 99% xG and 1% passes attempted among midfielders is the best definition of him. Just not suited for a 2 striker system that needs 3 actual midfielders. I think he'd do better as a shadow striker of sorts in 4231.

 

The loan proposition is ridiculous considering you spent 40 on Thiaw. I wouldn't even pick up the phone unless it's a straight up transfer.

 

And it's too late for Inter to find a proper replacement, can't let him go without getting someone.

 

And he missed the pre-season with hernia surgery.

 

[Mole]

10 minutes ago, Shearergol said:

"Purples", "unicorns", "velvets"......

 

What is this shit?

Unicorn is a term that came from Basketball (like a lot of TCDisms but funnily enough we don't use them anymore really ), was basically used to describe players that make no sense and have a really rare skillset (an example would be 7 foot dudes who move like they're 6 foot or under) 

 

So i guess in that sense Woltemade does fit the bill, granted it's probably a bit cringe to use in this context. 

[Sibierski]

Surely we must know Willock is off if we’re getting this guy? Like happy to even sanction a loan at worse.

[Sibierski]

Isak gone, two strikers in and our CM threat bolstered more from the money is all positive stuff to go into the season. Add a young defender like Achempong by end of deadline too.

[Matt1892]

More likely Miley goes out on loan than Willock being sold, from past reports.

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, alexf said:

He's better than Gallagher in my opinion, who alot on here wanted us to sign this summer. 

He looks velvety, why do Inter want shot of him I wonder 🤔 

[Interpolic]

25 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

But do the drugs in moderation. Don't get addicted or OD

 

Square 

[MagPar]

1 hour ago, duo said:

That cant be true. Chelsea want him. We can't beat them.

 

Or can we 🤔 .

[Slim]

Magpie Media ❌ 

Guy he credits ❌ 

 

 

[joeyt]

Chelsea Dagger by the Frattesis

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by joeyt

[Pearljam10]

5 minutes ago, MagPar said:

That cant be true. Chelsea want him. We can't beat them.

 

Or can we 🤔 .

KD believe its incorrect

[andycap]

53 minutes ago, Kanj said:

Put some respect on Andy’s name. 

Thanks mate.