Benjamin Šeško (playing for Man United)

[Novocastrian]

1 minute ago, sushimonster85 said:

For better or worse, it will absolutely be Watkins next. To be honest I'm shocked we haven't made a move already.

Surely we’re not spending the majority of the Isak transfer money on 2 x 30 year old strikers? That would be insane.

 

 

Edited August 5, 2025 by Novocastrian

[Nucasol]

This is as desperate as @bobbydazzlaheading off with the plumper from the hen party at last orders in Dantino’s.

[Zero]

2 minutes ago, JT24 said:

Gonçalo Ramos

Yoane Wissa

Yunus Musah

Giorgio Scalvini

 

Go get it.

 

This

 

or a cheeky bid for Mainoo

[Nucasol]

Just now, Novocastrian said:

Surely we’re not spending the majority of the Isak transfer money on 2 x 30 year old stickers? That would be insane.

PSR suicide note. 

[Rich]

Can’t believe helmet hair was full of shite mind.

[J7]

If he’s going to choose Man Utd, just bid an extra €10m more so they have to match it. For fun. 

[KennyUtd]

1 minute ago, Nucasol said:

This is as desperate as @bobbydazzlaheading off with the plumper from the hen party at last orders in Dantino’s.

Woah. You're talking about his missus mate. 

[TRC]

It was awful deal anyway, paying for what he is projected to become. 

[Facundo Ferreyra]

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer? 

[Froggy]

46 minutes ago, Kooiman said:

It hasn't felt more pronounced than with Sesko. Man Utd had all summer to move for him. As soon as Newcastle start sniffing Man Utd are on the scene.

 

We've been scouting Sesko since he was 16.

[The Bonk]

3 minutes ago, Rich said:

Can’t believe helmet hair was full of shite mind.

 

  

That coiffure is goated. 

[Keegans Export]

1 minute ago, Facundo Ferreyra said:

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer? 

If Sesko himself says it's Man Utd or nobody they'd be daft to turn down £70m+ for the sake of a few million difference between our offer and theirs.

[Displayname]

1 minute ago, Facundo Ferreyra said:

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer? 

Maybe our addons are dependent on getting CL or something hard to get and theirs are more easier. Or they think the player only wants them.

[David Edgar]

This guy reeks of being a knob.

[Jagten]

8 minutes ago, ohmelads said:

 

Not all of those are positive stats. More shots? Ekitike was in a much better team. Higher xG can be read either way. Didn't Ekitike underscore his xG more than anyone in the major European leagues? xG per shot being higher suggests he was missing good chances too. Touches in the box can be indicative of playing for a team that scored 15 more league goals last season. 

Shot volume is one of the best single indicators of future performance.

[relámpago blanco]

Sesko will sign for us.

[1964]

4 minutes ago, Facundo Ferreyra said:

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer? 

Because the player wants to go there, this shote about coming to us was exactly that, shite.  We've been used to smoke man utd out, so he'll be there by tomorrow 

[Wilson]

He'll be on the flight to Manchester for his medical by now. 

 

[Bishops Finger]

We'll be getting gazumped off Forest Green fecking Rovers soon

[thomas]

what if we're the ones playing 8D chess, knowing man u would come in to "steal" a target we never wanted so we tell isak "we tried" and he stays? unreleated but the glue smells fucking amazing today. 

 

[TBG]

5 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

We've been scouting Sesko since he was 16.

 

[Jackie Broon]

6 minutes ago, Facundo Ferreyra said:

Why would RB Leipzig entertain a lower offer? Tell Man U to match our price of fuck off, surely? Why would they accept a lower offer? 

 

I expect they'll either be hoping he says he only wants to play for them or showing Leipzig they won't get into a bidding war, and will up their offer to match if they accept ours.

[MagPar]

24 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Can guarantee we'll get "Sesko turned you down" chants. Worst part of the transfer window. 

As bad as the Isak chants?

[Scoot]

So who's next, Ramos?

 

First though, we need to make sure one of the cartel 6 are interested.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Just for new readers, he hasn't actually picked Man U yet