Nick Woltemade

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Rivalling Tino for facial hair quality. 

[LionOfGosforth]

"From a sporting perspective, it would have been better for Nick to stay at VfB. But New Castle seized its opportunity and struck before others did. There are clubs that talk and clubs that act."

[bobbydazzla]

9 minutes ago, Menace said:

@Shadow Puppets your insider is a gobshite 

[Stifler]

1 minute ago, LionOfGosforth said:

"Friends, whatever. Who would have thought that the naughty guy from Osterdeich would take off like this? So, wipe your mouth, roll up your sleeves, and fully support whatever comes next. Everyone is replaceable!"

 

"And tonight I'll dream of Farmer Maxi's stupid face! Worth more than all the millions!"

 

"I'm hoping for a savings account and that a large portion will be invested in three new ones: RA/LA, ST, OM, or RA/OM, ST, and IV."

 

That forum is a class read 

Is it just the way translation works, or do Germans speak like that?

 

Everything seems to be a statement.

[Geordie Magpie]

3 minutes ago, janpawel said:

Anyone know how he will fit into our high pressing style? Does he look good for it? 

Let's just be happy we've signed someone!

[SteV]

Was @Shadow Puppets not right? He said today would be d-day for Larsen.

 

Sounds like we told them ‘you need to accept today, or we’re going elsewhere’. 
 

They didn’t accept, and we’ve now gone elsewhere.

[Jeremiah Dixon]

3 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

"From a sporting perspective, it would have been better for Nick to stay at VfB. But New Castle seized its opportunity and struck before others did. There are clubs that talk and clubs that act."

What is he on about. The guy is 23 and we are crying out for a new nr 9. Its the perfect step 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Jeremiah Dixon

[madras]

18 minutes ago, Keggy_Keagal said:

It's absolutely clear that the club uses journalists as smokescreens to get business done. Did it with the first time we were in for Ekitike and we got the traitor , when we got Tonali there was all this Barella talk. Now this when everything has been about Strand Larsen.

Was them turning down fucking good bids a smokescreen ?

[SAK]

6 minutes ago, Collage said:

Would have beaten Liverpool with this guy up front

Would have been beaten then with any competent striker.

[Collage]

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Edited August 28, 2025 by Collage

[relámpago blanco]

17 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

 

He makes Zlatan look pony

[Guest]

Love that we can also play him as some sort of lanky giant ten as well. 

[Keggy_Keagal]

Just now, madras said:

Was them turning down fucking good bids a smokescreen ?

 

[duo]

 

[Charlies]

I have no idea if he’s good or that but I’m buzzing with this 😂

[James]

We blatantly leaked the news  during the CL draw on purpose 

[Disco]

Weirdly for a German he looks like he prefers a chewy IPA from down the Ousey. 

[Weznufc]

1 minute ago, Charlies said:

I have no idea if he’s good or that but I’m buzzing with this 😂

I'm the same 😂

[Menace]

What's interesting is him and Wissa are completely different players, so perhaps Howe is actually planning on moving on from the 4-3-3. If we end up signing Wissa I'd imagine this guy is slowly integrated into the team and Wissa will be the main starter.

[The Prophet]

 

[Mole]

4 minutes ago, Stifler said:

Is it just the way translation works, or do Germans speak like that?

 

Everything seems to be a statement.

Depends on how good they're English is, I have one friend who sound EXACTLY that reads and it's class.

[Robbo2]

Any info on how much Stuttgart paid? Some profit for 12 months

[Guest]

I feel like we’ve needed a guy who can hold the ball up for a while 

[B-more Mag]

[QBG]

Looked quite raw in the Nations League finals, but it's a good deal in terms of it being a similar price to what we would have potentially paid for JSL, and Woltemade is two years younger. 

 

Just more shocked than anything that they've managed to do and under-the-radar deal.