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Newcastle United 3-1 West Ham United (17/05/26) | post-match from pg. 51


Do you reckon we should throw the game?  

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  1. 1. Would you rather lose this or nah

    • Aye, Spurs going down is too funny
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    • Nah, could never actively want us to lose
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1 hour ago, duo said:

Bid in for Bowen please

Not on today’s showing. Thought he was limited and won’t be worth anywhere near what West Ham want.

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4 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Not on today’s showing. Thought he was limited and won’t be worth anywhere near what West Ham want.

Aye, because he was up against a world class full back 

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1 hour ago, joeyt said:

Thought Taty looked good for them but the rest of them looked dreadful especially Bowen who did nowt

 

Between his first 30 second double assault on Bruno and the goal I thought he was quiet.

 

Jimmy Summerville the pick of the bunch for them imo

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1 minute ago, Wallsendmag said:

Bowen is 30 ish now isn't he? Need to be looking at a different profile of player. Plus he'll still cost a few quid.

Bowen is an Everton 2019 signing. Would be horrible business. 

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Couldn’t believe how passive West Ham were. Their keeper was time wasting after 10 mins. Such a strange set up from a team who needed the win really. 
 

There’s not many of their lot I’d take based on that showing. Diouf has a good delivery on him. Fernandes if he was cheap I guess. Bowen looked finished. 

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West Ham fans really arent loving Bowen anymore and he was less than impressive today but apparently the slowness wasn't just today. 

We desperately need a striker but wouldn't bother here.

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3 hours ago, joeyt said:

Imagine starting Callum Wilson up top alone and keeping him on for 90 mins in 2026

 

Absolutely shite


Felt like they couldn’t take off as he’d get a good reception from our lot and the optics would’ve been horrific.
 

Saying that to no one’s great surprise that fella they bought for £20m from Portuguese powerhouse Gil Vicente is unbelievably shite.

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Bar Diof, Bissaka and Summerville that entire West Ham team can just about match Botman and Bruno for speed, which isn't a good place to be when you're playing to soak up pressure and hit us on the counter. 

 

Had they pressed us more and higher up the pitch like they did for two 10 minute periods they would probably have gotten something out of this. We were making so many idiotic mistakes then it was bound to go wrong eventually. Maybe they didn't have the energy to keep that up for any longer.

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Our players rightly fucked it off after 3-0 tbf. 

They’re absolutely shite, felt like us v Fulham all those years ago.

 

I know Bowen is loved as he likes to fuck Dani Dyer infront of her fatha with bubbles blasting and Nige Farage on the tele but he was an absolute disgwace today. Did he not have his jellied eels and pie with slop prematch? Shocking

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2 minutes ago, Conjo said:

Bar Diof, Bissaka and Summerville that entire West Ham team can just about match Botman and Bruno for speed, which isn't a good place to be when you're playing to soak up pressure and hit us on the counter. 

 

Had they pressed us more and higher up the pitch like they did for two 10 minute periods they would probably have gotten something out of this. We were making so many idiotic mistakes then it was bound to go wrong eventually. Maybe they didn't have the energy to keep that up for any longer.

I couldn’t believe how bad they were mind. Only one team looked like the game mattered to them today and it wasn’t the team who should’ve been fighting for their lives.

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They've got a good team  in my opinion we just took the game away from them with the early goals. 

Little Jimmy on the leftwing would do us if we could get him,

Spudgun up top caused us problems, Fernández in the middle is a great player knicked a few balls of Bruno's toes in the second half.

 

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6 hours ago, Minhosa said:

Couldn’t believe how passive West Ham were. Their keeper was time wasting after 10 mins. Such a strange set up from a team who needed the win really. 
 

There’s not many of their lot I’d take based on that showing. Diouf has a good delivery on him. Fernandes if he was cheap I guess. Bowen looked finished. 

I think Fernandes will go for big money, very good player and would have him here.

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Just now, Whitley mag said:

I think Fernandes will go for big money, very good player and would have him here.

I liked him - good drive albeit it only really showed when we were well up and had dropped off.

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5 hours ago, andycap said:

They've got a good team  in my opinion we just took the game away from them with the early goals. 

Little Jimmy on the leftwing would do us if we could get him,

Spudgun up top caused us problems, Fernández in the middle is a great player knicked a few balls of Bruno's toes in the second half.

 


Aye Fernandez was their best player IMO. They have players who are awkward to play against but they were just set up very passively and put us under very little pressure. And their defensive line was horrific. 
 

I don’t think I’d be looking at Bowen or Summerville TBH. Good players but not exceptional and both were contained quite easily by us. 

 

 

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8 hours ago, Disco said:

Saying that to no one’s great surprise that fella they bought for £20m from Portuguese powerhouse Gil Vicente is unbelievably shite.

 

Nuno played with his dad and he's a Jorge Mendes player unsurprisingly a according to West Ham fans

 

Also his great mate Adama Traore has been shite too 

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1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I don’t think I’d be looking at Bowen or Summerville TBH. Good players but not exceptional and both were contained quite easily by us. 

 

I thought Bowen was garbage but Summervile caused us all sorts of problems, he was just missing an end product.

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6 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

I thought Bowen was garbage but Summervile caused us all sorts of problems, he was just missing an end product.

 

Quality little player Summerville but hes all fart and we've got enough of them!

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These were absolutely shocking, the first half in particular I thought they were the worst side I've seen all season, and I've seen England play Andorra!

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4 minutes ago, joeyt said:

Still amazed Nuno thought Wilson as a lone striker with no one anywhere near him was ever going to work

I think we saw the plan. Soak it up keep it tight then go for it in the last 30. The two early goals fucked their plan. Thought they looked miles better when they were actually trying to score. As we know - pressure us and we will crumble/make mistakes. 

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I’ve never rated Bowen particularly highly. I think you see his level better when he plays for England and he isn’t the main man on the team. Never looks up to the standard of his teammates there.

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