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I'm not ashamed to admit that I once brought a laser pen to a match against Bristol City in the Championship season and I shone it in the eye of a Bristol player, causing him to tumble to the ground. This was very well received by those surrounding me and when I left the game 5 minutes early I received a standing ovation from the entire East stand.

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I once brought a laser pen to a match against Bristol City in the Championship season and I shone it in the eye of a Bristol player, causing him to tumble to the ground. This was very well received by those surrounding me and when I left the game 5 minutes early I received a standing ovation from the entire East stand.

 

What the absolute fuck?

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I once brought a laser pen to a match against Bristol City in the Championship season and I shone it in the eye of a Bristol player, causing him to tumble to the ground. This was very well received by those surrounding me and when I left the game 5 minutes early I received a standing ovation from the entire East stand.

 

What the absolute f***?

 

That's just Oakie :lol:

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I once brought a laser pen to a match against Bristol City in the Championship season and I shone it in the eye of a Bristol player, causing him to tumble to the ground. This was very well received by those surrounding me and when I left the game 5 minutes early I received a standing ovation from the entire East stand.

 

What the absolute f***?

 

That's just Oakie :lol:

I have absolutely no idea whether he is serious or not :lol:

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I'm all for Spurs getting more games in Europa, I'll not deny it's still a semi-prestigious trophy - on a par with the FA Cup. But Top 4 and CL football is where it's at I'm afraid

 

OK. Now I understand that the League Cup has been devalued in some eyes, as has the UEFA Europa League, and to an extent, the FA Cup. I understand that getting Top 4 makes you shit-loads more money than winning any of the three, and not coincidentally makes you more attractive to players. But fuck off. Fuck. Off. Winning a trophy is fucking ace, your best day as a supporter, and if you don't want to win the thing then scratch and give someone else a bye so they can have a go.

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I'm all for Spurs getting more games in Europa, I'll not deny it's still a semi-prestigious trophy - on a par with the FA Cup. But Top 4 and CL football is where it's at I'm afraid

 

OK. Now I understand that the League Cup has been devalued in some eyes, as has the UEFA Europa League, and to an extent, the FA Cup. I understand that getting Top 4 makes you s***-loads more money than winning any of the three, and not coincidentally makes you more attractive to players. But f*** off. f***. Off. Winning a trophy is f***ing ace, your best day as a supporter, and if you don't want to win the thing then scratch and give someone else a bye so they can have a go.

 

 

Drives me fucking crazy to watch teams like Swansea, fucking Portsmouth, loads of other shitty teams win the cups while Newcastle "focuses on the premier league" and finishes 13th. Wish we would take a tournament seriously for once.

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It's been mentioned on here before, you can't accuse us of not taking the League Cup seriously, we just get absolutely ridiculous draws (Chelsea, Arsenal and Man U away) season after season

 

The FA Cup is fucking pathetic mind.  The teams we have went out recently to:

 

Brighton x2

Stevenage

Birmingham City

 

I forget the rest but I bet they're equally as shit.

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It's just too surreal to hate them for it.

 

Lovely walk to the ground too. Me and my Dad used to go there at least two or three times a season when I was a kid.

 

Spot on there, it's definitely one of my favourite away games.

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I'm all for Spurs getting more games in Europa, I'll not deny it's still a semi-prestigious trophy - on a par with the FA Cup. But Top 4 and CL football is where it's at I'm afraid

 

OK. Now I understand that the League Cup has been devalued in some eyes, as has the UEFA Europa League, and to an extent, the FA Cup. I understand that getting Top 4 makes you shit-loads more money than winning any of the three, and not coincidentally makes you more attractive to players. But fuck off. Fuck. Off. Winning a trophy is fucking ace, your best day as a supporter, and if you don't want to win the thing then scratch and give someone else a bye so they can have a go.

 

:lol: Arsenal fan acting like silverware doesn't matter. They'd take the Johnstone's Paint Trophy at this point if they could.

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Pretty sure that when I was a kid I wanted English clubs to do well. Apart from Arsenal, of course. Nowadays I'm like most, in that I want the clubs I'm in competition with to fail so they don't get cash/kudos etc. Quite happy for someone like Fulham to do OK, because I don't see them as competition.

 

Aye, the "big clubs" I don't give a fuck about in Europe, but I liked following how the likes of Birmingham and even Stoke did last season for example.

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Pretty sure that when I was a kid I wanted English clubs to do well. Apart from Arsenal, of course. Nowadays I'm like most, in that I want the clubs I'm in competition with to fail so they don't get cash/kudos etc. Quite happy for someone like Fulham to do OK, because I don't see them as competition.

 

Aye, the "big clubs" I don't give a fuck about in Europe, but I liked following how the likes of Birmingham and even Stoke did last season for example.

 

To be honest, it'll be nice to see a team like Swansea playing in Europe next year. Have a feeling they might do quite well actually, the way they play is made for European competition.

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Can't remember the last English team to get through to the latter stages of a European tournament without playing 'park the bus' football.

 

Don't particularly like Spurs, but I like their attitude/footballing ethos.

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