Guest Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Hashtag United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 People who do teams upside down with the goalkeeper at the top, the striker in goal, the left-sided players on the right and the right-sided players on the left. Clear sign of being an absolute psychopath if you do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Just now, Chris_R said: People who do teams upside down with the goalkeeper at the top, the striker in goal, the left-sided players on the right and the right-sided players on the left. Clear sign of being an absolute psychopath if you do that. Goalkeepers are always at the top of my imaginary line ups like. Weird sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 An oldie but a goodie: e.g "your shelveys and your almirons." Another. "Week in week out". "He's a top top player". I mean why the extra "top"? Cockneys pronouncing football as futbul. "He's a great futbuller!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Not putting the ball fully in the corner marker on corner kicks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 (edited) The amount of yards gained when taking throw ins. Such as those that go out by the corner flag and the player than takes it level with the 6 yard box. Secondly, when players flop to the floor after being sneezed on when defending and running backwards towards their own goal line. Thirdly, thick as fuck players who lay a finger on the aforementioned players and allow them to flop to the floor. Edited November 7, 2021 by Fantail Breeze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: Hashtag United. Just “e-sports” in general tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Seemingly every footballer putting an apology up on Twitter after a bad performance these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Maximin Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, STM said: An oldie but a goodie: e.g "your shelveys and your almirons." Another. "Week in week out". "He's a top top player". I mean why the extra "top"? Cockneys pronouncing football as futbul. "He's a great futbuller!" Geordies calling anyone with a southeastern accent a cockney Edited November 7, 2021 by St. Maximin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 That god awful Saka and Smith-Rowe chant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Short corners. 9/10 seem to end up with possession lost or a crap play back to the keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Short corners. 9/10 seem to end up with possession lost or a crap play back to the keeper. Hate them too. Imagine bring your 6 foot plus Centerbacks up all the way up the other end of the pitch and then knock it around the corner flag and not even put a ball in. Now they gotta run back 80 yards and get into position. You won't see them taking short corners a goal down in the 90th minute, Complete football arrogance. Got no proof but I feel like most World Cup goals come from set pieces. Edited November 21, 2021 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Dele Ali's hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said: Dele Ali. FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Martin Tyler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 That some people seem to condescendingly think that being a PFM automatically means that's a bad thing. It doesn't, it just means that if they're also a shit manager they'll tend to get excused. It's really come around to being used so often now that it just comes across as snootiness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest carpetman1 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 07/11/2021 at 21:51, Fantail Breeze said: The amount of yards gained when taking throw ins. Such as those that go out by the corner flag and the player than takes it level with the 6 yard box. Secondly, when players flop to the floor after being sneezed on when defending and running backwards towards their own goal line. Thirdly, thick as fuck players who lay a finger on the aforementioned players and allow them to flop to the floor. The technology is there for led’s to be embedded in the pitch to indicate the position of the ball to prevent throw-in or free kick creep. After all, we have the bloody illuminated signage all around the touch line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 08/11/2021 at 05:47, Gaztoon said: Not putting the ball fully in the corner marker on corner kicks Doesn't have to be. As long as part of the ball is above part of the line it's legal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, loki679 said: Doesn't have to be. As long as part of the ball is above part of the line it's legal. Most can't even do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 17:35, Fantail Breeze said: Short corners. 9/10 seem to end up with possession lost or a crap play back to the keeper. Corners that don't make it past the first man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I swear we did a short corner once when we had sent Krul up with the ball not ending up in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Regarding goalkeepers, pundits and commentators saying: “he shouldn’t be getting beaten at the near post like that”, often completely ignoring the positioning of the keeper and the speed/power of the strike. Edited November 24, 2021 by McCormick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 14 hours ago, midds said: Corners that don't make it past the first man. A Laurent Robert special, especially when we were chasing games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 On 23/11/2021 at 18:27, midds said: Corners that don't make it past the first man. I don’t mind this depending on the player. The difference in the perfect corner and these in connection are marginal. I hate floated corners that keepers can drop their hat on far worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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