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He's started speaking. And singing. Sorry, all bets are off.

A humourous sunderland fan is going to be on apparently. Bets on him being a fuckwit?

Come on, official confirmation co.uk, pull yer fuckin fingers out. Lets just hope we've got a replacement 100% nailed on, I'm not going into the next season with Terry Fucking Mac steadying the ship.

*refreshes co.uk*

Someone get on air and just stay on the line asking "Is he gone yet?" every 30 seconds, stop them blathering on about Preston. Someone says they'd rather have Souness than Allerdyce. But then 606 was full of goons saying that Roeder should be given the job after 4 games. Man U fans going on like cocks, no surprise.

Fucking Jose on Five Live, get this whinging twat off and get back to the improtant stuff

Partying on the streets of Essex tonight then.

Maybe you should say "Oi, Glen, make me a cup of coffee - see if you can manage that without ballsing it up"

Remmeber when he said he didn't want the job, wish Freddy had fuckin listened to him.

mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif Aye, they could have brought it in last month and we've never have a clue.

One of the most enthusiastic people clapping at the end was a woman with "Ramage" on the back of her shirt. Also saw some lad after the match with Dyer 8 on the back of his brand new top. The mind boggles.

I think maybe we can think about a manager who will lift us to the level of Man united a bit later. Lets start by getting to the level of Portsmouth or Bolton, ey.

If you would all stay in your... BOOOOOOOOOOOOO Newcastle United would like to thank you for your continuing support... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Seriously though, going into next season with Roeder in charge is a sackable offence. Not a single person thinks he's taking us in the right direction and everyone knows he's going sooner or later. He's got into the sounessesque dead man walking mentality now anyway. Who was it who said that if Roeder turns out to not be a good appointment that Freddy should go? (ETA: Throwing your season ticket books on the pitch this match was a bit of an empty gesture by the way )

I reckon they're probably gonna come out in blonde mullet wigs to the strains of "Handbags and Glad Rags" wearing t-shirts that spell out "Tickets only £65!"

Had a look in town today, don't like the panel on the front like. Didn't realise the text was like the shiney stickers you got in panini albums and not just white.

Thought the atmosphere was poor at times, possibly cos of the fans having to watch dull, negative footy.

Had, on, turns out they weren't playing Chelsea after all! Arsenal are through to the final!

DISALLOWED

Blah blah, extra time, blah, blah, Istanbull

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Near the top of the east stand, closer to the Gallowgate by any chance? There's a bloke around there who's off his fucking heed half the time. Depends how much he's had to drink, some days he's dead quiet which I reckon either means he's slept in, unconcious or sober. If he's steaming he's a fucking loon, makes up songs that make no sense and sings them on his own non stop.

They do change their mind quite quickly at the Sun. Yesterday it was £2m, but I recall reading £500k somewhere aswell... Maybe this is his way of getting round the "No funds unless you sell Anelka" problem? Go to Newcastle, Bolton fine them £5 million, pull a Redknap and go back, use the funds for a player

Heeds the ball like he's just come out a neck brace, remember seeing Nobby one time demonstrating to him how to do it by agressively heading an imaginary ball after one of his piss weak efforts.

Aye, fit for the knackers yard.

"We've all heard the rumours in the papers lads, don't worry, I'm going nowhere"