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Footbal and ITV just don't go together well They never have and never will A bit like reading a newspaper while riding a motorbike. Both are entertaining when done separatly but you wouldn't dream of doing both at the same time Can anyone understand a word Adebyor (sp) says?

From the BBC transfer page Newcastle are keen to recruit Arsenal midfielder Henri Lansbury on loan to assist them in their first season back in the Premier League. Lansbury impressed on loan at Watford last season. Full story: Daily Mirror

To the 'tune' of Vindaloo We're the Tooooon We're the Tooooon We're the Toon We're the Toon Na-na We're the Toooon We're the Toooon We're the Toon We're the Toon Na-na I'll get my coat

I put £30 on a Brazil/Paraguay double yesterday Returns £86.67 Bit worried that no-one else seems to fancy Paraguay though

Spain End of thread

Following complaints from fans in South Africa about drug dealers, thieves and sex fiends the police have issued a statement saying that the situation will improve as soon as John Terry and his family go home

John Terry is quite possibly the most loathsome man in football the sight of him makes me nauseous When he lifted the Premier league trophy I was a bit sick in my mouth Basically he has come to epitomise everything that is wrong with top level players at the moment A tosser to the max

This sounds intriging Whats it all about?

Breaking news Sylvinho, Martin Petrov and Benjani all released by city. You heard it here first I mean last

3 in the league All against us

Id sleep with one aye open after that, toonlass & Jill will be after you Probably will be, but they will be doing the washing up first Done, now let the battering commence. No problem Just go and make me a sandwich first

Id sleep with one aye open after that, toonlass & Jill will be after you Probably will be, but they will be doing the washing up first

Where did they get the 'experts' from? The only one I had heard of was Neil Ruddock and he has transformed from an overweight buffoon into a massively overweight buffon. Why did the producers select so many women to comment on this waste of licence money? I just hope they had all finished the ironing before passing judgement Women and football don't go together

Petit too Don't forget Boudewijn Zenden

In my eyes he is guilty of enough c**tish behaviour to last many, many, many lifetimes. He could risk life and limb to rescue 100 toddlers from a burning nursery and he would still be a C**T of the highest order. His facial hair is shit As are his jokes

Signs for them today for about £1.7 million + add ons. Thats such a bad choice of club to go to for a young British footballer. Liverpool's record over the last 10 years of developing youth players, especially British ones, is terrible. I'd go as far as to say its worse than ours. In fact, I can't think of ANY who have stepped up to Premiership level. Stevie Geeeee

5 pages and noone has mentioned Marl Lawrenson Or Useless Cunting Shitbag as he is called in my house

Nobby - 'Fancy a game of rape?' Girl - 'No' Nobby - 'I see you already know the rules'

John Terry Even the thought of him getting his grubby hands onto the World Cup makes me be a little bit sick in my mouth

£35 on Newcastle/Newcastle HT/FT result got 19/10 at William hills also got £5 on 3-0 at 16/1 fingers crossed

is that the bit about her drink being spiked and waking up in a bedsit?

Don't gamble

I saw the team coach the last time we played a friendly at Hartlepool The driver tried a 3 point turn outside Morrisons and took out a pillar!! Loads of damage to the coach as well

and a pull out Spiderman hood And a utility belt. With a grappling hook and batarangs

When was the last time Jose lost a home league game?