Lush Vlad

You should send him some of those plates of mish mashed shite you serve up, for him to review

Liverpool have had 80 odd shots and not scored. How many have we had in that same period..... Such an absolute whopper of a man.

Kind of agree. However, there was a time where he seemed to make at least one clanger a game. Often ending in a big chance or a goal. He seems to be much more focused and consistent since he has had a run in the team. Could be to do with constantly being under pressure, maybe the lack of crowds. Maybe he has just matured a bit as a player. Either way, he’s been really good. It’s not a high bar, granted and it says a lot about how bad we have been. But he has been our player of the year, along with Wilson.

About as much chance of us signing Anjem Choudary. Doubt we'll sign anyone. Maybe some really poor, last minute loan on deadline day, after we lose our next 3.

The difference in intensity. Wow! I don't even remember it being that visibly obvious. Now most the players seem unfit, uninterested and unable to break into a sprint.

Why were the board so keen to push signing him? Wasn't it a sticking point for Rafa? £40m or whatever it was for a player without a position and has never had a great goal record. Who looks slow, uninterested, poor in front of goal and erratic on the ball. He plays nice passes now and then and sometimes his link up play and control in tight areas is fairly good. But you'd be expecting a similar contribution from a £5m-10m player, or someone half decent that has come through the academy. He is pretty crap.

He's a fucking rat. Had all the info and stats at the start of last night. Yet still absolved Bruce of blame and keeps coming back to this points total nonsense. Completely ignoring the fact the eye test and stats say we have gradually been getting worse, ever since Rafa left and Bruce came in. Plus Ritchie is still at the club. So that just makes his argument even worse. Already annoyed me on Sunday saying Thiago had been anonymous apart from the first 20 minutes. I thought he was Liverpool's best player bar Fabinho and again, the stats kind of back this up. Probably just watched the Man U players in and out of possession for 90 minutes. Ex-pro pundits are fucking crap by and large.

A light dusting of icing sugar on wuh brownie. A heavy dusting of batter on wuh cod.

The GOAT?

We need to get worselves dusty again, put wor gloves back on and roll wor sleeves back down. That’s for sure.

Would be the end of the road for this suet pudding anywhere else. So fully expect him to get at least another 5 games.

Those quotes He's just as embarrassing as Carver at this point.

This cunt should be BBQ’d. Useless, irritating cunt.

Hayden has been dog. Constantly half arsed and not really committing to one thing or the other. Which is unlike him. Last ditch defending and hanging on against these FFS. We are so bad.

Women's Football. False alarm.

Thinking about it a bit more and from reading back through some posts on here. McClaren has been let off lightly, I feel. Perhaps it is because he wasn't here long for hatred to start taking over. Or because Rafa came straight in and then stayed on after relegation, so it kind of blurs it all out. Maybe because he came in after Pardew and Carver and so we were all just happy that era was over. I guess he also wasn't as unbearable as a personality compared to some of the other despicable cunts that have managed us. But whatever way you cut it, we were going down with a whimper under him and went on some long winless streaks, from memory. He had a decent amount of money to spend at the time, especially for us. We had some players that could often turn in decent individual performances, or who went on to achieve more elsewhere, for better clubs. So it's unforgivable that he had us in a relegation scrap his whole time here.

Corr, what a list I'd have to go with Carver. He was just so far out of his depth. McClaren should have done so much better with the players he had. Pardew probably the one I dislike the most and the same as McClaren with some of the players he wasted. It just seemed never-ending. Bruce is catching up to Pardew in terms of being an unbearable twat. Kinnear at least provided plenty of comedy moments.

I used to stick up for him. Thought he was one of our only positive midfield players. But I’ve been sick of him for a good while now. Just ambles about, has got even more outrageous with always trying that 40-50 yard through ball and I think he has got even lazier under Bruce. So bad on set pieces and shooting from range, as well. Which for a player with his technique and ability, is really frustrating. Weirdly, he’s quite good in the air, though?!

Same. Offers something positive until we get ASM back in the side. I doubt ASM is in a rush to get back to this shitshow

Flooding through our midfield in numbers quite often. Both finishes were great, to be fair. But you felt they could have stepped it up a notch, if needed. Schar is a bit ropey at times. But nice having the passing range and ability to bring it out from the back. Shelvey can fuck off. Even more pointless if Schar is in the team. Lost count of how many times we had it in a good area. Then in 3 passes, we were back to the CB’s or keeper. Feel sorry for Wilson. Wasted in this shithouse side.

Thought he provided a bit of spark and drive when he came on? Team full of safe and sideways merchants, or players that just want to pump it long. He’s a bit different, at least. Although he did fuck up trying to force it at times.

I like him. He is busy and always showing for the ball. I think he could try and take his man on now and then, though. Often seems to check back or inside. Sometimes just stops dead and kills the momentum. Not really many that can actually carry the ball or offer much in attack in this team. So perhaps unfairly, I’m expecting him to do it a bit more.

Did it come out of the blue? I might be wrong, but I thought he was being linked with proper football clubs for quite a while on and off? Plus I thought there were some quotes from him and/or his agent, saying how he wanted to play in Europe and challenge for trophies. Throw in the fact Rafa was leaving and a lot of matchday fans treated him like shit. I don't remember being in the least bit surprised at the time. Either that or I'd just lost interest in the club, so felt nothing.

If only I had a pound for every time I've read in comments sections "it's no different to saying the tall guy, the ginger guy, the fat guy (should you be saying that )"

Genuinely haven't seen that mindset from any fan in years. Probably the same misconception as NUFC fans constantly saying we’re a big club and expect silverware. A few mongs have said it and it gets trotted out all the while by the media and opposition fans. Most Man U fans I know are making me laugh at the moment. They are all going on like they’re hard done by. However, I do appreciate it is about expectations and ours are obviously wildly different.