christ

That’s just German football. Really bizarre when a team is getting absolutely pumped and their ultras are still going for it.

He’ll have deleted it when he realised how messy things could get for him IMO. Bet the poor lad is sat in his mam’s box room absolutely shitting himself.

Probably discovered the punishment in Saudi for falsely accusing someone of adultery is flogging.

The sick disgusting bastard.

Maybe he’s had a chat with our chairman and decided to take a second wife

Can’t imagine the odds were long enough to make it worth it.

Those ‘famous European nights at Anfield’ aren’t going to be quite the same when they’re playing Cukaricki, Lugano and Qarabag.

Are United Utilities putting something in the water around Merseyside?

Fancy us to get a result even if we play the reserves.

Genuinely believe he’s coming off out of embarrassment rather than anything else. He barely got touched.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/23/pgmol-set-to-reject-liverpools-complaints-and-back-officials I don’t think the PGMOL can actually tell a club to fuck off, but this is pretty close.

We’ll wallop them. Classic end of the season performance under no pressure.

Can we get rid of realistic from the title? Seems redundant now.

Any excuse to post this. https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1234197807814369280?s=20

Every time you think they can’t top what has gone before they manage it. Absolutely breathtaking tonight. Genuinely took me aback a bit.

I’ve just realised going to need to find something else to go to bed worrying about.

My fucking heart

Good for you. I’ve got shit in my pants.

ESPN have been tracking VAR decisions this season, identifying the teams who have benefited the most. I’ll give you one guess as to which team tops the table for most points gained from VAR.

Two matches in a row wasn’t it? The same poem

It’s like someone asking me to pick my favourite child. Could’ve been any of about half a dozen, but I’ve voted for Trippier. Phenomenal player, ever present and the personification of what this team is about. He could’ve seen this as his last pay day and half arsed it, but he’s playing the best football of his career and setting standards so high for everyone else. I fucking adore the man.

Never heard of them. He’s the Qatari Henry Mauriss.

He’s a cardboard cutout for the Qatari state. They’ve plucked some random son of an ex-minister out of obscurity and given him £6bn to buy Man United on their behalf.

Don’t rate Bamford at all. Had a single good season in the PL during his entire career.