Nucasol

Loathe every bit of them. And their shitty attendances.

Plenty of dicks in that stadium. Merseyside mackems.

Backshift frenzy marra.

Like a dog with two dicks you Dazzla lad. More in heat than Cindy Beale with David Wicks.

Used it to get 10% off the adidas shell suit top.

Against FC Agriculteur, AS Agricultor and Gårdbruker FC no doubt.

Truly Manc Ashley; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpw7xpp275xo

No loss, he’s weaker than water that absolute drip.

Touch and go for weekend, not ruled out according to Eddie.

Minor calf injury, won’t make weekend according to Eddie.

Eddie at press conference - Bang on his knee, sore, every chance he can be fit but unsure for weekend. Don’t think it’s serious - not something with the ACL. Cunt Caceido.

Twinning with Maresca in the salmon pink club.

Heard there’s reylwey werks on marra.

Villa can’t do fuck all until July 1st unless they start selling. Our chance to sneak in and get a head start.

Entirely in keeping with the fact he’s a shrivelled flaccid penis of a human being.

Screams “you invest in ours, we’ll invest equivalent in yours” grift to inflate valuations.

Looked an absolute clip when out with Pickford, cheering against us incidentally the fucking cunt. Hardest of hard passes.

Makes it slightly harder to argue with the £200m valuation when someone external takes 10% at that price. Fuckers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn05x60p8dro

I’m all for it. He’d also have some kind of shit mural on the wall - “Live, Laugh, Love” or similar shite.

The keeper? Maignan?

Screams Spice Boy midfield with “Madders” at Spurs. Eyebrows and Pencil Neck.

Keeping them away from Isak if they’re spunking that much on Wirtz

All I see is Jordan and his paedo geps.

At least the crayon will wash off.