Nucasol

He’d struggle writing a prompt with his crayons.

How has Williams muffed that?

Lee AI-der

Yes, keeps us 6th with 2 games in hand over most of the teams below us.

Proper windowlicking cunt is Ryder. I never thought I’d see a day I missed Alan Oliver but here we are.

Depends whether their minds and commitment to tackles start to ease off with the semi final coming up, especially after Guehi and Nketiah got sent off today.

If this stays the same and we beat Leicester and Palace in our games in hand we’re absolutely on Forest’s heels. They’ve got the extra pressure of a cup semi final too, so I can see them struggling to keep juggling all the games.

Bowen.

8 changes for Villa tonight, Emery with eyes on PSG.

Fullkrug.

Apparently AWOL at Carlisle, working through mental health issues.

Day we got taken over - 3 years. Day we had the PL dump a load of extra rules to counter us - 8 years.

Barnesinho.

Winner, purely because we can fit his name instead of “aweem away” in The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Get that in your songbeeeewwwwwk.

Everton 1-1 Arsenal Palace 1-1 Brighton Ipswich 2-1 Wolves West Ham 1-1 Bournemouth Villa 2-1 Forest Brentford 1-1 Chelsea Fulham 0-2 Liverpool Spurs 3-0 Southampton Man United 1-2 Man City Leicester 1-3 Newcastle

As long as they don’t sack him before Monday night. Hopefully the players down tools in protest at poor Harry’s exile.

I’d smash his nose in but the Doubtfire looking cunt can already smell around corners.

I think they’re starting to blend more first teamers in now they’re getting to the pointy end of the competition. Palmer has been registered for example.

Played 2 of 3 games recently for England under 18s (age group below Miley/Rigg).

Eczema flare up marra

He at least has mobility. I forgot who described Wilson as Talos from Jason & The Argonauts but absolutely the most appropriate description of his current ability to get around the pitch.

Goddam Jon-Dahl Tomasson, still fucking us over even now…

That’s my hope. Two CL games and an FA Cup semi final, squeezed in with all the other 8 league fixtures in a 7 week period after an already long season.