Nucasol

A Christmas Tale as read by Daniel Levy. Spanish translation available by Omar Berrada.

Top of the morning to him. Any sign of any of our other Irish wunderkids breaking through (Heffernan, Murphy)? Also what happened to the winger linked from Milan - Kevin somoneorother?

Yes, but knowing the club we’ll probably sling his broken body another year.

Between @Mike’s magic pillow, @Andy’s cherry juice, @Groundhog63’s Pilates regime and @Dr Jinx’s little blue pills, we’d have him fit and firing in no time.

“Saudis Football Association Cup” - hate the noncy southern cunts already.

Brexit Jim showing those true 1% tendencies, shit on the serfs.

Give them their due, looks infinitely better than the rancid shite they consider food in the Gallowgate kiosks.

Arsenal 3-0 Everton Liverpool 2-1 Fulham Newcastle 2-1 Leicester Wolves 2-1 Ipswich Forest 2-2 Villa Brighton 1-0 Palace Man City 2-0 Man Utd Chelsea 4-2 Brentford Southampton 1-3 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 West Ham

A five man independent panel consisting of Daniel Levy, Steve Parrish, John Henry, Joel Glazer and Josh Kroenke.

Howling:

Desperate for him to make the first team, if only for the plethora of “Mills & Toon” headlines it’ll generate.

Michael Mills with the winner in a 2-1 win. 15 years old, he’s been really impressive in the last month, scored a couple against the mackems Under 18s in November.

Ditto. Rest of the team did pretty well but that one killed the hope of a 90 pointer.

Papers today saying they’d sell McAtee and Bobb to buy Florian Wirtz. Either of them would be handy.

Nope. Doubt the racist cunts like the fact they’re black.

We’ve got our compo, let’s just let them all marinade in their juicy, juicy fuck up soup.

Steady lad, let’s just spunk £30m a pop on some “oven ready” young English talent from other PL clubs. Next stop Anthony Elanga and Mark Guehi for £100m.

Thread title change please - No Longer Working for Man Utd

Ahahahahahahaha

Keep on fluffing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/1151598.stm Southanpton

Southampton.

Safe travel to all, absolutely filthy out there.

5 of the 6 Cartelers covered. Chelsea will be foaming.