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We've been so damaged by Pardew that we will be surprised by how much we will enjoy this guy's stewardship as soon as he does get started.

 

Carr will convince him to give our signings a run in their correct positions, and it will all come together beautifully.

 

It's going to be a big romance. Get ready.

 

Like how he had Bamford out wide to accommodate his target man?

 

Which led to Derby's fantastic form

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Sad, sad place this, more and more coming round to the appointment. This is why we have such an apathetic fan base who refuse to get off their arse and effect change.

 

Accepting this at best mediocre appointment, just says you are happy with Ashley's blueprint of mediocrity and collecting that TV money, this guy's not going to win us anything, change drastically the way we play, excite the fan base or bring back thejoy that it can be following this football club.

 

But you all accept it because lets face it, it's the best that we have the right to hope for and at least it's not Carver.

 

What's sad is people thinking Ashley would change his ways and make an exciting, inspiring appointment.

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I just checked and Massimo Maccarone is apparently still playing. 10 goals last year as well...

 

He plays in Italy, what do you expect? 38-year-old Luca Toni scored 21 goals last season.

 

So you're saying we should look at Luca Toni?

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The Magpies will also hand McClaren a competitive war chest as they look to rebuild after a near brush with relegation with a new striker and a new defender at the top of the wanted list at St James’ Park. Newcastle are yet to dot the i’s and cross the t’s on McClaren’s contract and will hold further face-to-face talks in due course.

 

What a load of shite

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The Magpies will also hand McClaren a competitive war chest as they look to rebuild after a near brush with relegation with a new striker and a new defender at the top of the wanted list at St James’ Park. Newcastle are yet to dot the i’s and cross the t’s on McClaren’s contract and will hold further face-to-face talks in due course.

 

What a load of s****

 

All five of today's NUFC stories on the Comical website are a load of shite. Charlie Austin - as if.

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We've been so damaged by Pardew that we will be surprised by how much we will enjoy this guy's stewardship as soon as he does get started.

 

Carr will convince him to give our signings a run in their correct positions, and it will all come together beautifully.

 

It's going to be a big romance. Get ready.

 

Like how he had Bamford out wide to accommodate his target man?

To accommodate a better football player first and foremost, one of their players. Not a loanee.

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We've been so damaged by Pardew that we will be surprised by how much we will enjoy this guy's stewardship as soon as he does get started.

 

Carr will convince him to give our signings a run in their correct positions, and it will all come together beautifully.

 

It's going to be a big romance. Get ready.

 

Like how he had Bamford out wide to accommodate his target man?

 

Yes,  as opposed to how Pardew didn't keep Ba on the left for the better of the team.

 

 

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A competitive war chest. :lol:

 

That and the fact Mclaren won't be handed jack shit, it will be a Carr.

 

Considering the fact we have been out spent by all other clubs in the last 2 seasons makes it a even more moronic statement

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This should be fucking hilarious.

 

 

Charnley: "Well Steve if you accept our terms you will get a competitive war chest".

 

Schtevie: Can I ask how much that is?

 

Charnley: 10 million plus player sales!

 

http://www.theevertonforum.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steve-mcclareb.jpg

 

 

 

 

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This should be fucking hilarious.

 

 

Charnley: "Well Steve if you accept our terms you will get a competitive war chest".

 

Schtevie: Can I ask how much that is?

 

Charnley: 10 million plus player sales!

 

http://www.theevertonforum.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steve-mcclareb.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

You mean player sales minus ten million :yao:

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This should be fucking hilarious.

 

 

Charnley: "Well Steve if you accept our terms you will get a competitive war chest".

 

Schtevie: Can I ask how much that is?

 

Charnley: 10 million plus player sales!

 

http://www.theevertonforum.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steve-mcclareb.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

You mean player sales minus ten million :yao:

 

Nope, it works out about 10.5 million with the pittance we'll get for our shite.

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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-chance-starting-new-9387107

 

The Magpies will also hand McClaren a competitive war chest as they look to rebuild after a near brush with relegation with a new striker and a new defender at the top of the wanted list at St James’ Park. Newcastle are yet to dot the i’s and cross the t’s on McClaren’s contract and will hold further face-to-face talks in due course.

 

What a load of s****

 

It is a total load of s*** at the first opportunity after mouthing out in front of the tv cameras, the fat c*** has proved that with the hiring of a total failure sacked twice by Championship clubs because he wasn't good enough. He will buy players on the cheap as always and hope they come through to be a success which about 10% - 15% will on a whole. Any fan who goes there this season is f***ing welcome to it and deserve everything they get from the fat lying f***er. Even an unproven ex player starting off his managerial career told the f***ers to f*** off within 5 minutes of listening to the s*** they spout. This club is a total and utter f***ing joke all the way though and will be for years to come unless for some strange reason someone actually pays the astronomical price he is asking for. This club is not my club anymore and the total f***ing bellends who still go to the match in my opinion don't give a s*** about the club and are more bothered about their social status well you're f***ing welcome to it - rant over!!!

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