LiquidAK Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Aside from the kit mistake, why the hell is he in the centre? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 A spiderman indeed, can't see better than he's even trying to shoot web while running http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/tirando.jpg http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/preciso.jpg http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/toque.jpg http://img.skysports.com/08/08/800x600/jonasgutierrez_1123644.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sondre Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 so, how did it end? did we pay anything for him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 A spiderman indeed, can't see better than he's even trying to shoot web while running http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/tirando.jpg http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/preciso.jpg http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/toque.jpg http://img.skysports.com/08/08/800x600/jonasgutierrez_1123644.jpg http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=53940.msg1443377#msg1443377 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 He's lovely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 how is that a natural reaction? seems so awkward....haha. God i love Jonas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 When I type Gutierrez in Microsoft Word, it does not get thrown up as an incorrect spelling. Thats how good Jonas is. Even Microsoft have acknowledged his greatness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 HE IS CLASS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 wow.. his hands swing in the most weirdest ways.. what a guy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 i heard that his nose gets home a couple of minutes before he does. turns the telly on, and puts the kettle on for a cuppa. jonas is just super! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 When I type Gutierrez in Microsoft Word, it does not get thrown up as an incorrect spelling. Thats how good Jonas is. Even Microsoft have acknowledged his greatness. are you writing him a fan letter or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 how is that a natural reaction? seems so awkward....haha. God i love Jonas. Bit like Parker, he used to always be doing weird poses with his arms... Just goes to show though, being lanky and a bit weird movement wise, doesn't automatically make you a blood sucking shit talking useless stroller. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 When I type Gutierrez in Microsoft Word, it does not get thrown up as an incorrect spelling. Thats how good Jonas is. Even Microsoft have acknowledged his greatness. are you writing him a fan letter or something? Its either that or i'll be making Jonas bedsheets, duvet covers and pillow cases. TBH his performance was better than Kaka's at Old Trafford 2 seasons back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alby Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I am struggling......I really want to put his name on my new jersey but I don't like 18 as a number.....damn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 this is slowly becoming like a Chuck Norris thing Jonas Gutierrez is such a man, he lost his virginity before his father etc etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shevfa Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I am proud of whoever sign him for newcastle......wat a gem if he can continue his form... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 hope we are not building him up so much just to say how average he is in a few games. Bare in mind he will prob have a few off games due to new league and style of the league etc. He was unknown against Man U but won't be for very long and they will try and ruffle him up I fear Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Jonas Gutierrez is such a man, he lost his virginity before his father etc etc It is not particularly manly to have a father who was a celibate sperm donor? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alby Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Jonas Gutierrez is such a man, he lost his virginity before his father etc etc It is not particularly manly to have a father who was a celibate sperm donor? Smart Andy......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 fair play Andy Jonas Gutierrez counted to infinity, twice Jonas Gutierrez can slam a revolving door Jonas Gutierrez has no testicle hair, because hair does not grow on steel etc etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 not sure how to say this without sound negative or critical but, it appeared to me that Jonas is reluctant to shoot. anyone else get this impression? even if i'm right and he is, it's nitpicking to be sure. i thought he was phenomenal vs m.utd. his pace and energy were really a catalyst to everything we did on the pitch. even his conversations w/ the ref were entertaining! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 not sure how to say this without sound negative or critical but, it appeared to me that Jonas is reluctant to shoot. anyone else get this impression? even if i'm right and he is, it's nitpicking to be sure. i thought he was phenomenal vs m.utd. his pace and energy were really a catalyst to everything we did on the pitch. even his conversations w/ the ref were entertaining! His goalscoring record is shite so it's not overly surprising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 not sure how to say this without sound negative or critical but, it appeared to me that Jonas is reluctant to shoot. anyone else get this impression? even if i'm right and he is, it's nitpicking to be sure. i thought he was phenomenal vs m.utd. his pace and energy were really a catalyst to everything we did on the pitch. even his conversations w/ the ref were entertaining! His goalscoring record is shite so it's not overly surprising. yes. good. was worried that people would think i had him down as another alan smith or summat. i LIKE that he's looking to set others up to score, even after he's done most of the work! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 not sure how to say this without sound negative or critical but, it appeared to me that Jonas is reluctant to shoot. anyone else get this impression? even if i'm right and he is, it's nitpicking to be sure. i thought he was phenomenal vs m.utd. his pace and energy were really a catalyst to everything we did on the pitch. even his conversations w/ the ref were entertaining! His goalscoring record is s**** so it's not overly surprising. yes. good. was worried that people would think i had him down as another alan smith or summat. i LIKE that he's looking to set others up to score, even after he's done most of the work! Tbh, I'm not sure he's that great at shooting, I think he's prett poor, He seems to get in behind the back 4 though so I'm hoping with the way defences play in England he can bag a few 1 on 1 goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 not sure how to say this without sound negative or critical but, it appeared to me that Jonas is reluctant to shoot. anyone else get this impression? even if i'm right and he is, it's nitpicking to be sure. i thought he was phenomenal vs m.utd. his pace and energy were really a catalyst to everything we did on the pitch. even his conversations w/ the ref were entertaining! His goalscoring record is s**** so it's not overly surprising. yes. good. was worried that people would think i had him down as another alan smith or summat. i LIKE that he's looking to set others up to score, even after he's done most of the work! Tbh, I'm not sure he's that great at shooting, I think he's prett poor, He seems to get in behind the back 4 though so I'm hoping with the way defences play in England he can bag a few 1 on 1 goals. You've seen him play a lot then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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