toon25 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 My lasting memories of this cunt's football-dodging career are: - when he dropped his fucking arse when brought on as a sub here when we beat Manure in the season we finished 5th. The crowd chanting 'one greedy bastard' - stinking up Tony Pulis's Stoke for a last hurrah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, toon25 said: My lasting memories of this cunt's football-dodging career are: - when he dropped his fucking arse when brought on as a sub here when we beat Manure in the season we finished 5th. The crowd chanting 'one greedy bastard' - stinking up Tony Pulis's Stoke for a last hurrah Quote When I meet Newcastle or Liverpool fans they all respect what I've done for their clubs. In stadiums it changes, 1 boo and the rest follow. "By the way, im not looking for sympathy. As long as my family don't boo me when I walk through the door I couldn't care less!!!" Actually annoys me he doesn't realise how much he's hated. You have to be a special breed of cunt to not be liked by any clubs fans you've played for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 What is he on about, what exactly did he do for our club? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonsays Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, NEEJ said: The temptation to run him over must have been unbearable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Geogaddi said: For all his faults you can tell Pardew has the patter to be fair. He’s a slime-ball, but would be the choice to be stuck in the lift with. he would probably have a deck of naked women playing cards and a hip flask on him for a start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 10 hours ago, Jaqen said: Actually annoys me he doesn't realise how much he's hated. You have to be a special breed of cunt to not be liked by any clubs fans you've played for. He knows. I refuse to believe that isn't just him trying to publicly save face. Even though the majority of the public know what a pointless little turd of a man he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Owen is the worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 His patter is atrocious. He’s up there with the worst of all football pundits. He cares about nobody but himself. In a word: cunt. He’s probably above Bruce in my most hated former Newcastle related players or managers list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) On 16/03/2023 at 18:56, Mattoon said: For all I despised him as a manager for his dire ineptitude, I bet the Wimbledon Lothario has a story or two to keep you entertained. Having been to dinner with Pardew when CSKA Sofia played Bodø/Glimt back in 2021, I have very little negative to say about the entertainment value of his patter. Absolutely displays all signs of a full-fledged narcissist however, every subject, no matter how unrelevant, somehow ended up about him And for what it's worth, which is absolutely nothing, he does appear to absolutely loathe Mike Ashley with a passion. Said he got absolutely no support from him whatsoever and they were left to drown on a sinking ship. The guy clearly lacks the self-insight to realise he boarded that ship willingly, knowing it was already leaking, but yeah Edited March 17, 2023 by Kaizero Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) You were within spitting distance of Alan Pardew's food and just sat there, absorbing his lies. If I'd known this at the Cup final I'd have risen like The Undertaker and tombstoned you mate. Edited March 17, 2023 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Wouldn’t trust a word Pardew said on any subject, he’s a politician. He’ll go on about hating Ashley now he’s out because it makes him look better. Everything is about promoting himself, you’re right that he’s a narcissist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 23 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said: Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? Just came on to post this, cringingly hilarious, what an absolute damp squib of a man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 35 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said: Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? That book just behind his right shoulder just needs two more letters to sum him up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Definitely had that spoilt brat face growing up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 An important reminder in difficult times of what real bravery looks like. Thank you, Michael. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Doctor Zaius said: Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? Had the bravery to throw the apple Showed courage knowing he'd get wrong off his dad if he missed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 What the betting it was a cox Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 39 minutes ago, Pokerprince2004 said: Had the bravery to throw the apple Showed courage knowing he'd get wrong off his dad if he missed Shola bully Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Every time this thread gets bumped I have the hope that he’s met his demise in some bizarre fashion. Remember he tried to launch an NFT about 2 years ago 😂 what an absolute plonker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justdoesit Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I've been absolutely creased at all of these, but still rate him as 'one of the best' when he was 18/19. His knee's have clearly bled to his brain, that's why he speaks so poorly haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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