nobby_solano Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 How many times has a gag in the sense of "He's rich enough to get himself a pair of tickets and go watch if he wants." been done in this thread? i did say sir alex would get him some tickets as a goals/appearances bonus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steppa Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Slip, score and break leg would be ideal. To be honest, England >>> Owen. For ENGLAND's sake I want Owen to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Slip, score and break leg would be ideal. To be honest, England >>> Owen. For ENGLAND's sake I want Owen to score. Miss and someone like Lampard or whoever bags the rebound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Slip, score and break leg would be ideal. To be honest, England >>> Owen. For ENGLAND's sake I want Owen to score. Miss and someone like Lampard or whoever bags the rebound. You'd not want anyone to score for them, man. Spain will be there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Villa then scores in injury time and we win the ET, sorted. Epic final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Anyone who says no is Scottish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hypothetical situation...... It's the World Cup Final, England v ???, 0-0, last minute penalty awarded to England and Michael Owen steps up to take it. Do you want him to score? Told my Leeds supporting work colleague that I'd want him to miss. Anyone who says no is Scottish. Stupid fucking situation anyway, I'm probably better at pens than Mowen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/7345998/Manchester-Uniteds-Carling-Cup-winner-Michael-Owen-happy-with-bit-part-role.html Michael Owen has dismissed the prospect of leaving Manchester United this summer by insisting he is happy to accept a reduced role at Old Trafford in exchange for silverware and life among football's elite. “I’ve played for teams that haven’t been doing well in the league and I’d much prefer to be playing a lesser role, but training every day with real top-quality players as I am at United." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/7345998/Manchester-Uniteds-Carling-Cup-winner-Michael-Owen-happy-with-bit-part-role.html Michael Owen has dismissed the prospect of leaving Manchester United this summer by insisting he is happy to accept a reduced role at Old Trafford in exchange for silverware and life among football's elite. “I’ve played for teams that haven’t been doing well in the league and I’d much prefer to be playing a lesser role, but training every day with real top-quality players as I am at United." one team Michael, us, and only because you didn't do your fucking job in scoring goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/7345998/Manchester-Uniteds-Carling-Cup-winner-Michael-Owen-happy-with-bit-part-role.html Michael Owen has dismissed the prospect of leaving Manchester United this summer by insisting he is happy to accept a reduced role at Old Trafford in exchange for silverware and life among football's elite. “I’ve played for teams that haven’t been doing well in the league and I’d much prefer to be playing a lesser role, but training every day with real top-quality players as I am at United." What an absolute twunt he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Hate no other footballer like i do him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Hate no other footballer like i do him. Why him and not the men who bought him for (and offered him) silly money? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Where did he say he didn't hate that man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Hate no other footballer like i do him. Why him and not the men who bought him for (and offered him) silly money? 'cos they're not footballers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 SSN: Out for the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 SSN: Out for the season :celb: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hardly breaking news is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Just more time to play with his horses. Though, I bet he will be upset to miss all that training with 'real top-quality players'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 not injury prone, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
9 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 not injury prone, tbh. Be the last time Ferguson belives anything he reads in a brochure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 ahahahaha fucking frail cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Congratulations to anyone who voted for 'No, his legs will fall off in March' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Congratulations to anyone who voted for 'No, his legs will fall off in March' Technically, just to be pedantic, the injury occured in February. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 No, his legs will fall off in March Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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