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Cheick Tioté (1986-2017)


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I have this image in my head of Tiote being a full on monster. Even away from all his hype, I just think he is the sort of person you wouldn't want to cross. Can imagine him going geet tribal (without sounding racist) on your ass. I actually think if you took him to Edinburgh zoo the Lion would be scared.

 

I've seen him in my dads studio a couple of times. Tried to talk to him but his english is, well in a word s****.

 

He does look like an animal though, ripped to f***....proper looks hard. But then again he was wearing flipflops.

 

You imagine him just like giving one word answers to everything, and looking angry and indestructable.

 

"Would you like a drink Cheik?"

 

:tiote:

"Yes"

 

"What would you like?"

 

:tiote:

"Water."

 

"No problem, would you like anything to eat?"

 

:tiote:

"Yes"

 

"Okay, what would you like?"

 

:tiote:

"Lion."

 

"Sorry, we cannot get you Lion, is there anything else you would like?"

 

:tiote:

"Lion."

 

"I'm sorry Cheik, but we really cannot do that for you."

 

:tiote: :tiote: :tiote:

"Antelope?"

 

Ah ahahahah!

 

You can't beat a bit of good old fashioned English racism! :D

 

 

 

 

joke lol

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The French lads have got straight into the banter and team-bonding the gaffer has us doing. They've absolutely loved it. But Cheik Tioté, an absolute animal on the pitch, is like a little girl at paintballing. He looks like he could run through a brick wall, but hit him with these little pellets of paint and it's like he's been shot. All I could hear was Tioté screaming.

 

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3382/tioteq.png

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"The French lads have got straight into the banter and team-bonding the gaffer has us doing. They've absolutely loved it. But Cheik Tioté, an absolute animal on the pitch, is like a little girl at paintballing. He looks like he could run through a brick wall, but hit him with these little pellets of paint and it's like he's been shot. All I could hear was Tioté screaming. Afterwards we all went out for a meal and had a laugh. That would never have happened a few seasons ago. We're socialising and having a good time now. That's what we need to keep tight as a unit."

 

;D :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The French lads have got straight into the banter and team-bonding the gaffer has us doing. They've absolutely loved it. But Cheik Tioté, an absolute animal on the pitch, is like a little girl at paintballing. He looks like he could run through a brick wall, but hit him with these little pellets of paint and it's like he's been shot. All I could hear was Tioté screaming.

 

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3382/tioteq.png

 

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