Twitter nonsense

[Thiago]

I'd be devastated if my family or friend was one of these internet fans. Journalists I can understand but anything past a podcast is just begging to be slapped. 

[Guest Biggsbond14]

  On 23/12/2021 at 11:54, Nucasol said:

My eyes and ears will bleed forever more.

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Fucking hell  singing a incredibly shit song too that is tragic 

[Doc]

There's a lot to be said for euthanasia. 

[Stifler]

Urgh

 

 

[Doctor Zaius]

Needs sectioned that cunt like.

[MrRaspberryJam]

  On 27/12/2021 at 14:16, Doctor Zaius said:

Needs sectioned that cunt like.

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Agree if he's willing to jump ship from Atletico to Newcastle. 

[SAK]

  On 27/12/2021 at 14:16, Doctor Zaius said:

Needs sectioned that cunt like.

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Burnsie or Trippier?

[robbo_11]

Couldn't imagine anything in this, will file alongside that Tyne Mouth lad.

[Joey Linton]

 

More quality content from nufc twitter.

 

Didn't mean to cause offence. Yeah OK. 

 

 

[NE27]

What am I looking at here? Who is anyone?

[Thomson Mouse]

  On 29/12/2021 at 12:07, Joey Linton said:

 

More quality content from nufc twitter.

 

Didn't mean to cause offence. Yeah OK. 

 

 

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No idea who any of them are apart from the dentist and cunt chops wraith 

[wormy]

I'd be really interested to hear from fans of other clubs on this forum if their Twitter is filled with such tryhards.

 

I don't know if it's just because most of my Twitter engagement is via posts on here but we seem to have disproportionate number of nobodies acting like somebody.

 

EDIT: Just looked at that freak's account and he @'s Wraith, the dentist and others every tweet. How desperate are some of these people. 

 

 

Edited December 29, 2021 by wormy

[ScottishMagpie]

for the sake of humanity will somebody just pull the plug at twitter HQ.   

[Colos Short and Curlies]

  On 29/12/2021 at 13:38, ManDoon said:

From my Wolves mate, nah. They don't really have the same weirdos we do.

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you ever been to Wolverhampton? I seriously doubt that’s true!

 

likelyhood is every club has the same core proportion of non heads on Twitter, we’re unfortunate in having hard man Wraith with a bit of national exposure, but the likes of the dentist and Burnsie are two a penny

[Happinesstan]

  On 29/12/2021 at 13:38, ManDoon said:

From my Wolves mate, nah. They don't really have the same weirdos we do.

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yeah, their weirdos still occupy the real spaces.

[madras]

  On 29/12/2021 at 13:48, ManDoon said:

Yes lol, I grew up near birmingham. I don't think the area makes any difference. They don't have the same sort of weirdness we do. He's my best mate, so I doubt he's making it up. Could be any number of reasons that we have the worst of the worst, I don't know what they are.

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It'll be about the same percentage. 

[Heron]

I hate our Twitter me. I hate Twitter in general, it seems like a form of heroin, people are hooked on it for odd bits of comfort and entertainment but it by and large has a massive come down that when you come away from reading it you feel shit.

 

TBH it's absolutely full of those characters who are all of a sudden some sort of celebrity fan because they're on a podcast or fanzine or flashing a bit of cleavage or thigh. There are dozens and dozens of women who follow the Toon and have very good, solid opinions on football but some of the lasses on their just play into the hands of stereotypes, etc. So naive as well. Thousands of followers, yeah that's not cause you give such an extensive tactical analysis of the football is it?

 

That Kendall Rowan proper spat her dummy out with me near takeover/Bruce being sacked. Tried to patronise me with some stupid term saying the more she said it on Twitter the more likely was that it'd be true. I was just like "eh? How?" then she seemed to think I hsd some problem with women or some other shit. Never known owt like it.

 

Seen one of the 'popular' lasses accounts complaining a while back that they were getting called a slag etc. Too Because they'd mentioned their new sex toys on Twitter. Do they not think if a gadgy said he had his dick in hand as he typed he'd not be called a pervert too? Like dont get me wrong there's loads of proper weird pervy fellas and that too. Just cause they like their tweets they seem to think they're gonna get laid... But the whole thing is just properly strange. 

 

Then you have this kid who was basically stalking players, everyone who has the culty love for the Wraith element of our fanbase and then a whole multitude of fanzines and podcasts. I might just be old fashioned like but as much as a lot of these folk are absolutely sound, I don't really give a fuck what they think. Their opinions on NUFC aren't any higher than anyone on here and/or any of my mates and nor is mine. Just so, so incredibly peculiar that people give these folk some sort of pedestal that they elevate them onto.

 

However, I do think we're not alone like. Law of averages isn't it. We have a bigger following than Wolves, and every club will have their fair share of social media 'celebrity' fans and/or weirdos #Rant

 

 

Edited December 29, 2021 by Heron

[Billy Pilgrim]

The very second you put your real name and face to any wild claims on the internet, you have lost the game forever, and in 200 years time you will be an object of ridicule in human studies modules at alien university. 

[Heron]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:06, ManDoon said:

I don’t believe club size correlates at all tbh, don’t see many Man City/Man United/Villa weirdos, it is what it is, it’s not a slight on NUFC people need to chill. 
 

Gotta disagree on the point about the girls, doesn’t warrant being called a slag, nothing does really. I don’t agree with peoples voices being elevated above others but that’s what has happened with us, a shame but it is what it is. 

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It's just incredibly naive mate. If you make the suggestion publicly that you're gonna masturbate then you're gonna be called these things. It's common sense.

 

There absolutely has to be the same level of weirdos with Man United et all too. They have a lot more supporters globally.

[madras]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:06, ManDoon said:

I don’t believe club size correlates at all tbh, don’t see many Man City/Man United/Villa weirdos, it is what it is, it’s not a slight on NUFC people need to chill. 
 

Gotta disagree on the point about the girls, doesn’t warrant being called a slag, nothing does really. I don’t agree with peoples voices being elevated above others but that’s what has happened with us, a shame but it is what it is. 

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Re City Man Utd and Villa......maybe not the first and last and maybe not on twitter but Man Utds are amongst the worst in person. Proper weirdos.

[Heron]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:13, POOT 2.0 said:

That tweet has fuck all to do with NUFC and I can't figure out why I had to have it in my head while on an NUFC forum. It's 100% the non-football related soap opera that's going on in the dregs of twitter. It isn't even hashtagged nufc. What the fuck has it been posted here for? 

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Because these fans have been elevated above 'normal' fans. Which is some of my point. 

 

 

Edited December 29, 2021 by Heron

[Heron]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:14, ManDoon said:

Huh masturbation makes you a “slag” nah, sorry that’s garbage. I don’t think it’s common sense that fully grown men are calling young women “slags”. Weird stuff.

 

I don’t know, I don’t see them, but I don’t see ours either. Don’t think the two things are related. Sunderland had all manner of Internet weirdos 

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That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying anyone with an ounce of sense knows that, that would be the outcome of posting something along those lines on a public domain. 

 

Sunderland has weirdos full stop. Everywhere.

[Joey Linton]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:14, ManDoon said:

Huh masturbation makes you a “slag” nah, sorry that’s garbage. I don’t think it’s common sense that fully grown men are calling young women “slags”. Weird stuff.

 

I don’t know, I don’t see them, but I don’t see ours either. Don’t think the two things are related. Sunderland had all manner of Internet weirdos 

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There's an element of nufc twitter that definitely seems to have a problem with women being involved in supporting the club / having a social media presence. 

[Rafalove]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:26, ManDoon said:

I expect way less of it the bigger we get simply because there are more people competing for the same limelight. 

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The bigger we get the more limelight is created though.

[gdm]

  On 29/12/2021 at 17:31, Joey Linton said:

There's an element of nufc twitter that definitely seems to have a problem with women being involved in supporting the club / having a social media presence. 

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Aye I’d agree with this it’s very weird