Jaqen Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 ...impregnate Hope Solo and we would have the perfect goalie!! Based on 'The Fappening' photos of Hope Solo, you'd need to install some kind of zip or velcro. I've seen shotgun wounds that look more appealing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 He does have a positive side to his game: distribution and kicking, it was light years ahead of Tim Can we not try and make a "dolly" from their genes? Then impregnate Hope Solo and we would have the perfect goalie!! Light years in some peoples minds, yet his distribution in reality against Norwich was 20% worse than Krul's average so far this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Based on what? Go on, give us a stat, I'm sure you've got one hidden away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Was it hell. Krul's been kicking it into the stands for 5 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I was watching out for this supposed good distribution. He had a superb throw at one point but also kicked a lovely one into the stands under no pressure. HIs diving makes me nervous. So slow. A defence of him, Lascellas & Willo would be hilarious to watch. Agility of the Titanic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Based on what? Go on, give us a stat, I'm sure you've got one hidden away. Stats from whoscored. His distribution is poor, simple as that but I suppose the one or two good throws he does blinds people to that. Krul @ 55.6% this season and Elliot against Norwich was down to 35.7%. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rob-elliot-hoping-impress-newcastle-10307677 Can see his injury flaring up soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 fuck off slob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 fuck off slob Not until someone else is available though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Based on what? Go on, give us a stat, I'm sure you've got one hidden away. Stats from whoscored. His distribution is poor, simple as that but I suppose the one or two good throws he does blinds people to that. Krul @ 55.6% this season and Elliot against Norwich was down to 35.7%. I don't really know how people define bad kicking, which has been a very popular critisism of our goalies for as long as I can remember. Surely, unless its short passing to the backline, a lot of the success rate of a goal kick is based on the effectiveness of the outfield players contesting and trapping the ball since there will always be time for the opponent to position themselves to where the ball is dropping? Either way, I think the reason why Kruls average this season is so high compared to Elliots against Norwich is that he played a lot more direct and long, while Krul more often than not have played the ball to one of the fullbacks of Colo. Whether thats due to tactics or not is hard to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 @NUFCTheMag: Rob Elliot 'We need to stay in derby game as long as possible and hit them on break' #nufc https://t.co/gwl6QKl9AU No wonder he and the King were bosom buddies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 @NUFCTheMag: Rob Elliot 'We need to stay in derby game as long as possible and hit them on break' #nufc https://t.co/gwl6QKl9AU No wonder he and the King were bosom buddies. Fucking fat fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisdom Body Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Imagine playing defensively and letting this Sunderland side dictate the game...Is it even possible? Would a football match actually even occur? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 @NUFCTheMag: Rob Elliot 'We need to stay in derby game as long as possible and hit them on break' #nufc https://t.co/gwl6QKl9AU No wonder he and the King were bosom buddies. Thick cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 did he drop a "five years, bitches!" after that? clearly no fucks given. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Stay in it as long as possible. He knows who the liability is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Fucking hell, couldn't make it any clearer that he's Pardews butt boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Jesus fucking Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 My new wallpaper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Looks mentally handicapped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'd feel a lot more confident about Sunday if this utter cunt wasn't in nets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'd feel a lot more confident about Sunday if this utter cunt wasn't in nets. The only net I'd like to see him in is the one he fills when his cold, briny, bloated corpse is pulled by a trawler from the sea; whose icy stormed, pulverising depths have smashed that shit-eating grin off his face. I'll settle for behind Darlow though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 "I'm going to flap at every cross and there's nothing you can do about it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'd feel a lot more confident about Sunday if this utter cunt wasn't in nets. The only net I'd like to see him in is the one he fills when his cold, briny, bloated corpse is pulled by a trawler from the sea; whose icy stormed, pulverising depths have smashed that shit-eating grin off his face. I'll settle for behind Darlow though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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