Varadi Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 In the Five Swans. "Three pints please. " "You can only order alcohol with food at this time" "Fine, what foods on? " "One serving of toast and jam is £1.10." "OK, three pints and a slice of toast please. "That's fine. Do you actually want the toast? " "Nar, you have it pet. " Sunday licensing laws man pmsl. Letter of the law if not the spirit right there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Keep thinking Ba and Cisse must be able to rip their defence apart if supplied properly! Howay! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 keep thinking if seessengo is thier main threat, that tiote should rip him apart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Two hours! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I'd have taken the toast tbqh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 And I'm now in a queue waiting for lyh to open. Feels like being outside house of fraser for a sale to start. Want to run in and grab as many bottles as I can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I'd have taken the toast tbqh post of the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I'd have taken the toast tbqh Would have had to tell them where we were sitting though, and there was nowhere to sit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Can't be arsed with looking for a beer at this time of the morning. I'm just reading the sunday sun with a cup of coffee and then i'll pop into town (only 5 minutes away anyway) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 In the Five Swans. "Three pints please. " "You can only order alcohol with food at this time" "Fine, what foods on? " "One serving of toast and jam is £1.10." "OK, three pints and a slice of toast please. "That's fine. Do you actually want the toast? " "Nar, you have it pet. " Sunday licensing laws man Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Worried that wormy might not make it, I have his ticket and his flight has left Heathrow 20 minutes late, no chance I am missing kick off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Is it raining at SJP? I don't have good memories of raining derby days Nah...fuck it...we're going to be on the front foot for this one Emre scored in the rain Scott Sellars scored a belter free kick winner in Monsoon conditions back in 1993, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Actually in Newcastle for this which is a treat since I live down south Up to see my nana before I go off for my new job. My mother has just twigged why me and my dad were so insistent that we had to come up this weekend to see her FUCKING COME ON!!!!! SEND THEM BACK TO THEIR HOVELS CRYING!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 If we lose this one, you can blame me. We are buying the Sun on Sunday today to get tokens for Alton Towers. I feel fucking dirty doing it, and I feel like a punishment needs to be dished out to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Could'nt sleep last night but who cares its derby day, lets put the SMB in their place again! HWTL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 90 Mins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 If we lose this one, you can blame me. We are buying the Sun on Sunday today to get tokens for Alton Towers. I feel fucking dirty doing it, and I feel like a punishment needs to be dished out to me. cheers for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 In the Goose, rammed. Had an awful breakfast and Stella's, think I'm gonna shit me sell, not coz of the match like, we'll hammer the cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Howay Newcastle! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I demand a win, whatever style we plays, even if we play like cunts, I don't care. This is a war, not a match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Got the only afternoon kick we've had this season for my Sunday team today, fucking gutted I'll miss the second half. Let's hope we're out of sight by half time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=679060 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=679060 Very odd. He can't be related to all of them can he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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