Guest firetotheworks Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Worst footballer in Brazilian history. Fucking pretender. You say this like we haven't just watched Fred at the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 He's fat though, so he's definately a Brazilian footballer near his thirties. That's probably the only thing he isn't Fat. The guy is fucking ripped. Worst footballer in Brazilian history. f***ing pretender. You say this like we haven't just watched Fred at the World Cup. Fred isn't a bad footballer, he was the worst piece of shit at the World Cup which angers me, because he's not bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 He's fat though, so he's definately a Brazilian footballer near his thirties. That's probably the only thing he isn't Fat. The guy is fucking ripped. Worst footballer in Brazilian history. f***ing pretender. You say this like we haven't just watched Fred at the World Cup. Fred isn't a bad footballer, he was the worst piece of shit at the World Cup which angers me, because he's not bad. He's still worse than someone you think is the worst player in Brazilian history though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 He's overweight for a footballer of that there is no doubt I get a lot of it is muscle but regardless of that a footballer shouldn't be carrying that much weight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 He's overweight for a footballer of that there is no doubt I get a lot of it is muscle but regardless of that a footballer shouldn't be carrying that much weight He's not fat. He's fat though, so he's definately a Brazilian footballer near his thirties. That's probably the only thing he isn't Fat. The guy is f***ing ripped. Worst footballer in Brazilian history. f***ing pretender. You say this like we haven't just watched Fred at the World Cup. Fred isn't a bad footballer, he was the worst piece of s*** at the World Cup which angers me, because he's not bad. He's still worse than someone you think is the worst player in Brazilian history though. Nah he's never worse than Hulk. Never. Hulk is some european overrated piece of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Overweight =/= fat mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Worst footballer in Brazilian history. Fucking pretender. Made loads of money through football alone and doesn't need to peddle Viagra though. Hulk > Peely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Reckon that Hulk thing is a Gazprom advert? Just a hunch... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Hulk is better than loads of other shit Brazilian cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Hulk is better than loads of other shit Brazilian cunts Never saw worse than poor man's Justin Fashanu, 1982 World Cup striker, Serginho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 He's fat though, so he's definately a Brazilian footballer near his thirties. That's probably the only thing he isn't Fat. The guy is fucking ripped. http://media.giphy.com/media/rNfNsC9cb9ir6/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Hulk is better than loads of other s*** Brazilian c***s Never saw worse than poor man's Justin Fashanu, 1982 World Cup striker, Serginho. This. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Hulk is better than loads of other s*** Brazilian c***s Never saw worse than poor man's Justin Fashanu, 1982 World Cup striker, Serginho. This. 1990 version Muller pushes him close though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Brazil 1982 + Careca would've been interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Brazil 1982 + Careca would've been interesting. The Achilles heel would still have been the defence though I reckon they'd have scored enough not for it to matter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/1026E/production/_83885166_glasteleven.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Jesus wept, incredible they allow this shit at an institution like the BBC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think its great personally Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Blink 1-eto'o is inspired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Puns need to die for a while. I used to love them, but the overkill has become unbearable now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Puns need to die for a while. I used to love them, but the overkill has become unbearable now. Need to put joeyt to the sword Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Some class puns there, love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 The shittest puns are the best Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Blink 1-Eto'o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Blink 1-Eto'o should be in a museum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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