Morecambe FC 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd - 28/08/13 - post-match reaction from page 43

[Yorkie]

Truly awful, like. A chore to watch.

[Deuce]

Got to be looking at the players here, f***ing abysmal. Vuckic has been particularly s****.

 

Its either that near every single player at the club is absolutely useless or were missing something else thats key.

 

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[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I do admire their technique to try and get a goal from a corner - throw every player at the one cross and hope you can scramble it in.

 

Playground stuff, but has us worried.

[Cronky]

Vuckic looks like a player who needs space in which to operate. In that secondary striker role, he sees a lot of the ball and he's just losing it every time.

 

Elliott looks very nervous. How Morecambe haven't scored from a set piece I don't know.

 

Good has a bit of class about him, but he doesn't look strong enough for this particular test.

 

And I keep telling you Sammy is good.

[Elliottman]

Get it out wide, swing it in (to no one) repeat for course of game. No attempt to play any sort of football in the final third. Absolutely disgusting.

[Jayson]

If Pardew had played a full-strength XI, we'd be crushing them 0-0.

 

With only one off the line 

[Willow]

we look like shitting our pants whenever they come at us. no excuses for the players on the pitch as they should be playing far better than this

 

sammy is our only positive but as people have said, this shows how poor in depth we are

[colinmk]

Not sure if I should watch us for a while, just puts me in a hellish mood.

[NewJerseyMag]

Ashley sh**te

Pardew sh**te

Kinnear sh**te

 

I don't blame one individual, they are all responsible but I have to say it starts at the top. The squad is piss poor, we have one recognized striker in the whole club.

 

ASHLEY F**K OFF YA FAT BASSA!

[huss9]

For such a big lad, Vuckic really lacks any physicality - weak as piss.

[Numbers]

"We've been working on keeping the ball more."

 

Anyone seen any evidence of this, seen lots of hoof.

[timeEd32]

If we lose he's just going to bury the younger players. I don't have much respect left for him, but that will be the end of it for me. It's a moronic way to try to motivate a group of young players and he's set them up to be his scapegoat. Fucking weasel.

[mozy]

Got to be looking at the players here, f***ing abysmal. Vuckic has been particularly s****.

 

Its either that near every single player at the club is absolutely useless or were missing something else thats key.

 

Simple things such as a 5 yard pass, first touch and tackle attempt all noticeably absent. However rubbish Pardew is you can't blame him for that.

[Guest Haris Vuckic]

Tactically if you're going to throw away the dogs toy you'd probably give him a bone or a pigs ear so he doesn't notice.

[Chris_R]

If a defeat were to get Pardew out, I'd take that.

 

Sadly we could lose this 10-0 and the cunt would still not even contemplate walking.

[alexf]

Get Ben Arfa on. This is atrocious. Some of our players are really shite like. As much as I'd like to blame Pardew entirely, some of our lads look like this is their level. Vuckic couldn't trap a bag of sand

[Lenny]

This game speaks volumes about our squad depth

 

You'd think so if it wasn't for the almost certainty that the performance would be the same from the "seniors".

[Wilson]

Seen about the last 5mins plus stoppages, commentator said we've cleared two off the line and Elliot has made some good saves. Is that reflective of our performance?

 

Makes us sound better than we've been

[Sima]

I can't wait to hear Pardew's excuses when we lose.

[B-more Mag]

I've got to say, I think Capital One is doing just a bang up job of sponsoring the League Cup.

[Skeletor]

For such a big lad, Vuckic really lacks any physicality - weak as piss.

 

I've said before he's a complete wimp. Not suited to English football.

[54]

Not been the best first half performance, been poor defensively overall, although Debuchy is looking decent. Think we have created some decent stuff going forward, the only problem is that we aren't going forward that often, Sammy has been our standout player, also been impressed with Vuckic.

[Interpolic]

Tbf to Pardew, the 25 minutes I saw were just as bad as he's been saying it would be all week.

[henke]

Vuckic is almost as soft as Obertan. Does lots of chasing down without ever getting near the man on the ball.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

What's worrying is he'll throw HBA on in desperation and one of their lot will seize the opportunity to make a name and clatter him.

 

Sounds like I'm belittling them but they're the definition of cloggers.  They've been the better side but they're hardly playing attractive football either.