Minhosa Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 That Lukaku is alright, but he's no Altidore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Almost all the goals we concede are long balls between the two central defenders. Hmm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Colo should be stripped off the armband for his performance these few weeks. Should've been stripped of it last winter. Agree, we should just hand the captain's armband to the other teams worst players, they're the main way we get any points Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Everton haven't had to do a lot to get their three goals. Our defence looks terrible. Colo looks scared stiff of Lukaku. The third goal was comical. Indecision by Santon for the first goal. Gouffran has held on to the ball well. That decision looks a good one. What we're not seeing is passes played to feet to players in between the opposition defence and midfield. We're either playing it long or trying to work it down the wings. I don't think Tiote and Anita are a good combination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisdom Body Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Too much of an emphasis on individual errors. Our players operate in a tactical vacuum. Our team defence is inexistent. It's clear to anyone watching the game how much easier it is for Everton to get into our final third than us into theirs. When your back four is constantly exposed it's only a matter of time before the defenders commit mistakes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Coloccini hasn't been a 1/3 of the player since he came back from injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 What a fucking anaemic first half of football (if you could even call it that) Jesus fucking Christ, absolutely NO fucking movement of the ball at all, always passing to a marked man, slow, sluggish, laboured, bereft of any invention or thought, wide open at the back, literally inviting them to fucking score at will. A disgraceful display from "professionals" Pardew will rightly take the blame, but to be fair, the players have been utterly outclassed, look totally disinterested, an embarrassment to themselves. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU CUNTS :angry: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 As if there's an entire half left. And Neil said this wasn't a home banker the scouse prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Embarrassing from every single player bar Anita and Gouffran. Don't know what you have seen from Anita? All I can see is a panicky little school boy out of his depth... Every pass is sideways or backwards, he is scared to advance even 5 yards when there are huge spaces in front of him... yyyuuurgh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Look at the fucking state of Ashley man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Pff, what a pile of shite that first half was. Santon, Colo and Ben Arfa the most disappointing for me, although nobody has covered themselves in glory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Anita's probably been our only acceptable player, subbing him off would be fucking daft. Marv & Cabaye on for Sissoko and Tiote, Cisse on for Gouffran. Gan wild. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 A teamful of internationals near as dammit, how can they have so little pride? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Can't even be arsed to go through all the things that are tactically wrong. Because all of it is. The front six is just plain wrong. Add a load of shite, un-arsed performances on top of that, and the scoreline is absolutely correct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70199000/jpg/_70199568_70199567.jpg Kinnear. Prince Charles if he was working class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 We're going to win 4-3. Calling it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 We are fucking shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Anita where is your heart? the ball IS NOT A HOT POTATO! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 We've certainly benefited from not having Cisse on. Time to knock that particular ridiculous preposterous experiment on the head. like he would had made a difference Fuck all presence up front. Neither Remy, Gouffran nor Cisse are equipped to deal with floated balls from the halfway line but at least Cisse is used to it by now. "Wow that front three will hurt them with movement" I read for an hour before the game... Wake up ffs. The gameplan remains the same regardless of personnel but it's much easier to have a pop at the players. Give it half a dozen games and Remy will join the shit-list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Ashley has really piled on the beef again. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack. I do. Ashley has probably left the club in his will to his dog or something I don't know about having a dog as our owner, but I might like him/her better as our manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 This is a disgrace, I know Pardew is shite, but the fact that we just give up. A lot of players seem to realise that we are always going to be shit under pardew, so don't even bother trying. Fuck the lot of them. I really don't think it's that simple. I agree 100% with you that they seem unprofessional out there, but they could be running their lungs out and trying their hardest and still look unprofessionally bad, because individuals can't be organised by themselves, and a defence most definitely can't. I know people call 'Shola' 'stroller' because of his lazy style for example, but none of our players are being purposefully shit I don't think, or nonchalant, they just don't know what the fuck to do because they haven't been coached well enough. None of them are standing hands on hips, they're just being pulverised by a slick, robust and well-drilled unit that know what they're doing, and know how to pull apart a collection of individuals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 The worst thing about a massive defeat is all the wankers coming out saying "I told you so" Pardew experimented and it didn't work, its not I told you so, he has tried everything in the last 13 months and nothing has worked. We could have Lukaku and still look shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 GNev, here we go... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Carragher analyzing our defending, sounds like he's on the verge of tears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70199000/jpg/_70199568_70199567.jpg Kinnear. Kinnear looks like he is showing away a naked photo of pardew... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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